Face sitting?!?

Deaf Leppard · 26/12/10 - 21:09

If a woman enjoys face sitting, does that literally mean she enjoys sitting on top of your head as you lay down? How can that be enjoyable for either party?

whackyracer · 26/12/10 - 21:11

If you don't know by now, chances are you'll never get the chance to find out, so don't worry yourself about it.

Espresso · 26/12/10 - 21:12

Is your face on the top of your head? Must make it awkward to wear a hat.

whackyracer · 26/12/10 - 21:12

Espresso wrote: »

Is your face on the top of your head? Must make it awkward to wear a hat.

:D....

Snake_Eater · 26/12/10 - 21:13

licky licky yum yum.

cosmo · 26/12/10 - 21:19

Some women can suck your whole head in then sever it with their vagina dentata before firing it across the room in a kind of surreal Tarantino-style game of Thai ping-pong.

True.

thats_racist · 26/12/10 - 21:52

Snake_Eater wrote: »

licky licky yum yum.

You don't even need a plate, just your face ha!

fat controller · 26/12/10 - 21:58

cosmo wrote: »

Some women can suck your whole head in then sever it with their vagina dentata before firing it across the room in a kind of surreal Tarantino-style game of Thai ping-pong.

True.

Only true until you are in a long term relationship with them - women stop sucking once you are in a long term relationship

Rincewind78 · 26/12/10 - 22:00

oh - i enjoy it very much!
any ladies on DS not sure what its all about - come my way and i will show you

:p

I will explain. all you need to is sit down...

mistereli · 26/12/10 - 22:10

This thread is appalling.

I would love a nice pair of balls in my mouth though.

wmoore · 26/12/10 - 22:21

Can be enjoyable unless they fart.

mistereli · 26/12/10 - 22:30

wmoore wrote: »

Can be enjoyable unless they fart.

That makes it all the more hotter. Would love a sweaty, stinky guy with a fishy and p*ssy smelling penis and sh*t smears down his crack to sit on my face.

Oh, and a little late warning... the above post is full of vulgarity.

[Deleted User] · 26/12/10 - 23:24

mistereli wrote: »

That makes it all the more hotter. Would love a sweaty, stinky guy with a fishy and p*ssy smelling penis and sh*t smears down his crack to sit on my face.

Oh, and a little late warning... the above post is full of vulgarity.

Kids eh......one glass of Baileys is all it takes.

Fizzbin · 26/12/10 - 23:32

Let me put it like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8

Digital Sid · 26/12/10 - 23:37

Deaf Leppard wrote: »

If a woman enjoys face sitting, does that literally mean she enjoys sitting on top of your head as you lay down?

It means what it says on the tin, she likes to sit on guys faces.

How can that be enjoyable for either party?

*facepalm*

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 11:07

Wetherby wrote: »

Kids eh......one glass of Baileys is all it takes.

:D:D:D

The Vixen · 27/12/10 - 11:10

cosmo wrote: »

Some women can suck your whole head in then sever it with their vagina dentata before firing it across the room in a kind of surreal Tarantino-style game of Thai ping-pong.

True.

Who have thought I'd read that today?:D

skunkboy69 · 27/12/10 - 12:38

MMmmf mmff munggggggggg mffff.

Digital Sid · 27/12/10 - 12:42

Snake_Eater wrote: »

licky licky yum yum.

Om nom nom nom nom

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 14:19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facesitting

Millie Muppet · 27/12/10 - 14:41

thats_racist wrote: »

You don't even need a plate, just your face ha!

While this thread is still alive, can I just say the first sign that i'm getting old wasn't a grey hair or impending memory loss, but the fact that that song offended me so much i removed it from my i-Pod.

I mean, is it okay for young 'uns to listen to that stuff these days? In my day it was all Tiffany and New Kids on the Block. :eek:

Andy Birkenhead · 27/12/10 - 15:34

Millie Muppet wrote: »

While this thread is still alive, can I just say the first sign that i'm getting old wasn't a grey hair or impending memory loss, but the fact that that song offended me so much i removed it from my i-Pod.

I mean, is it okay for young 'uns to listen to that stuff these days? In my day it was all Tiffany and New Kids on the Block. :eek:

WTF ??

Millie Muppet · 27/12/10 - 15:38

Andy Birkenhead wrote: »

WTF ??

Cristina Aguilera & Nikki Minaj 'Woo-Hoo' is what I, and fellow posters on this thread, are referring to.

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 16:22

Foxy Browns verse in the remix of What's Your Fantasy by Ludacris is also incredibly informative.

[Deleted User] · 27/12/10 - 18:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoyUUu1rPhE

mistereli · 27/12/10 - 18:57

Wetherby wrote: »

Kids eh......one glass of Baileys is all it takes.

No. I just happen to have a fetish that you clearly do not share.

Hey there!

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