Saishoyw - a man might get paranoid you were stalking his threads... Not that I mind, just come out with it... you want to be a pirate as much as the next man and you can't bring yourself to tell me...
Saishoyw - a man might get paranoid you were stalking his threads... Not that I mind, just come out with it... you want to be a pirate as much as the next man and you can't bring yourself to tell me...
do I get a jaunty hat a shiny buckle to swash?:p
I'm not stalking you. the bushes outside your house are too prickly. BUt there few interesting threads and am bored in work!
I would like to join you, however I have a few questions
At what rank would I join?
How many paid holidays do I get?
What is my annual salary? (if you give me cash in hand, I will take slightly less)
Can I download pirate CDs and movies, whilst on-board?
Is there a union?
Do I have to say "aarrgghh" every other word?
If I am not happy with one of my fellow pirates, what the complaints procedure?
I would like to join you, however I have a few questions
At what rank would I join?
How many paid holidays do I get?
What is my annual salary? (if you give me cash in hand, I will take slightly less)
Can I download pirate CDs and movies, whilst on-board?
Is there a union?
Do I have to say "aarrgghh" every other word?
If I am not happy with one of my fellow pirates, what the complaints procedure?
Hahaha (Or should that be aarghahahaha)
You would join at the rank of cabin boy - but the more ships we steal the more swiftly you'll rise up the ranks to Captain of your own....
You get no paid holidays - but you will get to see the world, and you do get your very own eye patch.
Your salary will be whatever we steal, divvied out equally amongst all the men, with 10% of every haul going to the captains for ship's supplies, and later a further 2% going to me, the Admiral for whiskey and male "company"
Pirating of all descriptions is encouraged, movies and cd's being no exception.
There IS a union - jack
You do NOT have to say aarrgh every other word, that would be very irritating and we have a ship's parrot to irritate us - his name's General Leigh (and oh BOY if he read this he would not be happy). He will also serve as the deckhand, rigging monkey and I believe he is also prepared to perform oral sex for crackers.
Finally, the complaints procedure is a fight to the death, unless the Admiral (ie me) is prepared to let you live once bested.
Please submit a CV and cover letter to: Captain Cassius "Blackheart" Swashbuckle, c/o the quartermaster's residence
You would join at the rank of cabin boy - but the more ships we steal the more swiftly you'll rise up the ranks to Captain of your own....
You get no paid holidays - but you will get to see the world, and you do get your very own eye patch.
Your salary will be whatever we steal, divvied out equally amongst all the men, with 10% of every haul going to the captains for ship's supplies, and later a further 2% going to me, the Admiral for whiskey and male "company"
Pirating of all descriptions is encouraged, movies and cd's being no exception.
There IS a union - jack
You do NOT have to say aarrgh every other word, that would be very irritating and we have a ship's parrot to irritate us - his name's General Leigh (and oh BOY if he read this he would not be happy). He will also serve as the deckhand, rigging monkey and I believe he is also prepared to perform oral sex for crackers.
Finally, the complaints procedure is a fight to the death, unless the Admiral (ie me) is prepared to let you live once bested.
Please submit a CV and cover letter to: Captain Cassius "Blackheart" Swashbuckle, c/o the quartermaster's residence
how do you perform oral sex on a cracker ? I might try to enlist just to watch that one.
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with $60 - 70 Million to go around, you can get your parrot blinged up
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8jzrjTkpYmw
So now kindly start calling me Captain Cassius Swashbuckle... until we steal our next boat at which point I'll be "Admiral"!
*makes suitable seamen reference...
Saishoyw - a man might get paranoid you were stalking his threads... Not that I mind, just come out with it... you want to be a pirate as much as the next man and you can't bring yourself to tell me...
do I get a jaunty hat a shiny buckle to swash?:p
I'm not stalking you. the bushes outside your house are too prickly. BUt there few interesting threads and am bored in work!
They ARE prickly, you're right!
And yes, you get a jaunty hat - but only I, Captain Swashbuckle get to buckle any swash!
At what rank would I join?
How many paid holidays do I get?
What is my annual salary? (if you give me cash in hand, I will take slightly less)
Can I download pirate CDs and movies, whilst on-board?
Is there a union?
Do I have to say "aarrgghh" every other word?
If I am not happy with one of my fellow pirates, what the complaints procedure?
Hahaha (Or should that be aarghahahaha)
You would join at the rank of cabin boy - but the more ships we steal the more swiftly you'll rise up the ranks to Captain of your own....
You get no paid holidays - but you will get to see the world, and you do get your very own eye patch.
Your salary will be whatever we steal, divvied out equally amongst all the men, with 10% of every haul going to the captains for ship's supplies, and later a further 2% going to me, the Admiral for whiskey and male "company"
Pirating of all descriptions is encouraged, movies and cd's being no exception.
There IS a union - jack
You do NOT have to say aarrgh every other word, that would be very irritating and we have a ship's parrot to irritate us - his name's General Leigh (and oh BOY if he read this he would not be happy). He will also serve as the deckhand, rigging monkey and I believe he is also prepared to perform oral sex for crackers.
Finally, the complaints procedure is a fight to the death, unless the Admiral (ie me) is prepared to let you live once bested.
Please submit a CV and cover letter to: Captain Cassius "Blackheart" Swashbuckle, c/o the quartermaster's residence
how do you perform oral sex on a cracker ? I might try to enlist just to watch that one.
Sorry - I should have been more clear, that's oral sex IN RETURN for crackers
Ahh - mind you - thinking back I think I've met one or two crackers ....
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