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J-BJ-B Posts: 18,613
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Got my girlfriend some flowers for valentines day. Proper nice bunch they were too.

She asked where I got them, so I told her. Then she flew off the handle and started yelling :confused:

Any idea what her problem might be?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    J-B wrote: »
    Got my girlfriend some flowers for valentines day. Proper nice bunch they were too.

    She asked where I got them, so I told her. Then she flew off the handle and started yelling :confused:

    Any idea what her problem might be?

    They're carnations, aren't they? Or from the local Shell garage?
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,613
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    They're carnations, aren't they? Or from the local Shell garage?

    They might well be carnations :confused: Is that bad?
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    this_is_methis_is_me Posts: 1,304
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    You got them from the local crematorium?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    J-B wrote: »
    They might well be carnations :confused: Is that bad?

    Very. You may as well have got her a Tesco Value Card.
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    gasheadgashead Posts: 13,821
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    J-B wrote: »
    They might well be carnations :confused: Is that bad?
    Yes. Don't you know that roses are the 'official' flower of Valentine's Day? If you're gonna get flowers, it has to be roses or don't bother I'm afraid.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    Are they pink *makes "please don't answer yes" scary face*
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,613
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    gashead wrote: »
    Yes. Don't you know that roses are the 'official' flower of Valentine's Day? If you're gonna get flowers, it has to be roses or don't bother I'm afraid.

    They are also donator flowers... Do any of you have that in your areas? I'm thinking she might not understand what that is and that's why she's mad...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    J-B wrote: »
    They are also donator flowers... Do any of you have that in your areas? I'm thinking she might not understand what that is and that's why she's mad...

    No idea what they are mate - do tell........ I hope my feeling that this is just gonna get worse is misplaced!
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,613
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    No idea what they are mate - do tell........ I hope my feeling that this is just gonna get worse is misplaced!

    Basically when you receive flowers and you decide to 'pass the gift on' to someone less fortunate, (or in my case in a rush), like sharing. It's meant to be somewhere simple and prominent that everyone donates / receives their flowers, round here I got these from a lamp post.

    Perhaps if I try and explain this things will be ok?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    J-B wrote: »
    Basically when you receive flowers and you decide to 'pass the gift on' to someone less fortunate, (or in my case in a rush), like sharing. It's meant to be somewhere simple and prominent that everyone donates / receives their flowers, round here I got these from a lamp post.

    Perhaps if I try and explain this things will be ok?

    *facepalms and shakes head*
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    gasheadgashead Posts: 13,821
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    J-B wrote: »
    Basically when you receive flowers and you decide to 'pass the gift on' to someone less fortunate, (or in my case in a rush), like sharing. It's meant to be somewhere simple and prominent that everyone donates / receives their flowers, round here I got these from a lamp post.

    Perhaps if I try and explain this things will be ok?
    This is a wind-up, isn't it. No way did you a) think it would be a god idea to give your g/f second-hand flowers and b) admit this to your g/f. I even have my doubts about this 'donator flowers' scheme. There's no market for passing on second-hand flowers in this way, and even if there was, how the Hell did they survive being tied to a lamp-post in this weather?! If I google it, how may hits will I get? Cute story, but I'm calling shenanigans.

    ETA - oh, I've just got the significance of getting them from a lamp-post ! :D POETS day today and all that. ;-) Like I say, cute.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 361
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    J-B wrote: »
    Got my girlfriend some flowers for valentines day. Proper nice bunch they were too.

    She asked where I got them, so I told her. Then she flew off the handle and started yelling :confused:

    Any idea what her problem might be?

    Cornflour, or self-raising?
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    jeff_vaderjeff_vader Posts: 938
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    J-B wrote: »
    Got my girlfriend some flowers for valentines day. Proper nice bunch they were too.

    She asked where I got them, so I told her. Then she flew off the handle and started yelling :confused:

    Any idea what her problem might be?
    J-B wrote: »
    They might well be carnations :confused: Is that bad?
    J-B wrote: »
    They are also donator flowers... Do any of you have that in your areas? I'm thinking she might not understand what that is and that's why she's mad...
    J-B wrote: »
    Basically when you receive flowers and you decide to 'pass the gift on' to someone less fortunate, (or in my case in a rush), like sharing. It's meant to be somewhere simple and prominent that everyone donates / receives their flowers, round here I got these from a lamp post.

    Perhaps if I try and explain this things will be ok?

    Such a charmer :p
    *facepalms and shakes head*

    :D
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    J-B wrote: »
    Basically when you receive flowers and you decide to 'pass the gift on' to someone less fortunate, (or in my case in a rush), like sharing. It's meant to be somewhere simple and prominent that everyone donates / receives their flowers, round here I got these from a lamp post.

    Perhaps if I try and explain this things will be ok?

    If you explain it properly, and the heartfelt sentiment behind your actions, then I’m sure your girl-friend will understand, and then really appreciate your gesture. What rational woman wouldn’t ?

    Alternatively, she may well smash you in the gob with a frying-pan......... stay out of range until you have completely ‘gauged’ her reaction.

    Women eh ??? ..so ungrateful at times........;can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. :confused:
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    AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    Maybe you should take her to the local cemetery and let her pick out her favourites?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    There was something on Sabotage Times a few weeks ago advertising a special "buy your girlfriend a funeral for Valentine's Day".

    Maybe Oscar Pistorius could have benefitted from that last year.
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    c4rvc4rv Posts: 29,621
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    dump her, if she can't appreciate the gesture then get shot of here double quick else you are going to be in for a lifetime of hell.
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    jackoljackol Posts: 7,887
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    J-B wrote: »
    Got my girlfriend some flowers for valentines day. Proper nice bunch they were too.

    She asked where I got them, so I told her. Then she flew off the handle and started yelling :confused:

    Any idea what her problem might be?

    Weird, joined 2012, started posting recently but soaps only and now 2 wind up threads on the trot
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    jackoljackol Posts: 7,887
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    gashead wrote: »
    This is a wind-up, isn't it. No way did you a) think it would be a god idea to give your g/f second-hand flowers and b) admit this to your g/f. I even have my doubts about this 'donator flowers' scheme. There's no market for passing on second-hand flowers in this way, and even if there was, how the Hell did they survive being tied to a lamp-post in this weather?! If I google it, how may hits will I get? Cute story, but I'm calling shenanigans.

    ETA - oh, I've just got the significance of getting them from a lamp-post ! :D POETS day today and all that. ;-) Like I say, cute.
    Yes of course, possibly an old friend
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    Nat28Nat28 Posts: 2,949
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    J-B wrote: »
    Got my girlfriend some flowers for valentines day. Proper nice bunch they were too.

    She asked where I got them, so I told her. Then she flew off the handle and started yelling :confused:

    Any idea what her problem might be?

    She is an ungrateful person
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,613
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    Nat28 wrote: »
    She is an ungrateful person

    Tell you what Nat I'm starting to think the same. This whole debacle is making me think that I should be trading her in for a different model. Do you think I should?
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    lem ramsaylem ramsay Posts: 1,076
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    Well in an episode of Extreme Cheapskates someone gave their missus flowers found in the rubbish bins for their anniversary!
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    RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    I can testify that these schemes do exist (not exactly how the OP reckons though - you do no go and pick them from a shrine :o)

    You can opt to donate the funeral flowers to local care homes, shelters, nursing homes, local people who receive care (elderly people for example)

    You will be asked if you want to do this by the funeral company when you start dealing with them

    Not sure if this is a nationwide thing? Or even if its still done?

    We did it with my granddad's flowers in 2008.
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,613
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    Well the long and short of it is that I'm not taking her out for the meal I had planned tonight. I hadn't booked anything yet anyway so no harm done.
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    scruffpotscruffpot Posts: 4,570
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    my misses told me im only allowed to buy her flowers if they are under £1. If we are in tesco and its 2nd time round reduce time I grab as many bunches for £1 (total)...works a treat.. anyway she hates roses, and prefers plants...
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