To All the Jodie Marsh Haters Part 4 (Part 2)

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  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Soulmate9 wrote: »
    Poor old Jodie. I'm going through a period again where I feel sorry for her, it'll pass!



    :eek::eek::eek:

    Has it passed yet?:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,304
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    Soulmate9 wrote: »
    Poor old Jodie. I'm going through a period again where I feel sorry for her, it'll pass!

    Like a bad case of constipation, you'll feel so much better when it does! :D
  • Soulmate9Soulmate9 Posts: 7,407
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    :eek::eek::eek:

    Has it passed yet?:D

    :p

    No, it will. I'm just having a bad couple of days!
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    Soulmate9 wrote: »
    Poor old Jodie. I'm going through a period again where I feel sorry for her, it'll pass!

    It's those latest photos isn't it, I'm pitying her myself at the moment :o
  • Soulmate9Soulmate9 Posts: 7,407
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    Like a bad case of constipation, you'll feel so much better when it does! :D

    :D:D
    It's those latest photos isn't it, I'm pitying her myself at the moment :o

    Yup, it's the muffin top, gleaming white smile and big sad brown eyes that have done it! (Slaps self round the head a few times!)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,520
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    I think I'm yet to witness a photograph of Miss Marsh with her legs closed.
  • couscouscouscous Posts: 1,363
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    Yup thats definatley him on the mush Forum. I really do wish that someone would interview him and get his sodeof the story and more importantly why he went along with it. Surely he couldn't have thought that it would do his career any good!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,266
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    couscous wrote: »
    Yup thats definatley him on the mush Forum. I really do wish that someone would interview him and get his sodeof the story and more importantly why he went along with it. Surely he couldn't have thought that it would do his career any good!

    I think his parents are trying to limit the damage as much as possible by advising him to keep stum and forget it ever happened. They seemed nice, decent ordinary people.

    Could we try and bribe him to come on here and tell all. We can keep a secret can't we:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 62
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    I actually thought Matt was a pure and utter prick and I now kinda hope that he's proving me wrong by keeping his mouth shut about it all.

    It is prob infruriating that dirt bag even more because he hasn't tried to sell his story etc (and I'm sure some of these down-market rags would have paid him for it). There's no doubt in my mind that she's just waiting for something to appear in one of the papers/magazines so she can throw in one of her old chestnuts "He's just tring to get fayyymus of my back and make some money!!! He was crap in bed/he makes my eyeballs hurt/he wasn't on my level professionally or intellectually etc etc etc"

    At the moment she is absolutely deperate to show the world (via MySpace :rolleyes:) what a wild and crazy time she's having by going out with teenagers, lezzing up to strange looking middle-aged women and flashing her grubby knickers at every opportunity. Its like looking at the antics of a child "look at me, I'm not bovvvered, I'm a right laugh, look what you're missing out on". . I wonder if she'll ever learn? Whereas we don't have much of an idea as to what Matt's been getting up to (apart from copping off with beautiful page 3 girls and planning trips to Ireland with them :D LOL).

    Up to now its you who's been doing all the spouting Jodie and how pissed off you must be!!! :D

    Don't even get me started on those weirdo parents of hers - I think they’re utterly despicable!!!
  • PinkvelvetPinkvelvet Posts: 10,744
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    Matt is on the mush forum?
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    Pinkvelvet wrote: »
    Matt is on the mush forum?


    If he is Pinkvelvet then I don't know about it, he could be but if he is, he certainly hasn't posted.

    We can live in hope though that he might take the bait, we could have a whip around and.... oooh maybe get a fiver between us, he could buy a new loin cloth in the market for his appearances at Swanky's nightclub:D
  • couscouscouscous Posts: 1,363
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    margurita wrote: »
    I think his parents are trying to limit the damage as much as possible by advising him to keep stum and forget it ever happened. They seemed nice, decent ordinary people.

    Could we try and bribe him to come on here and tell all. We can keep a secret can't we:D

    I think you're right. He has so much more dignity than she does by keeping quiet. She has said that she hates people that do kiss and tells and thats what she is trying to do on Matt.

    You're right he is keeping a dignified silence which must be infuritating her beyond belief. He isn't giving her the attention she so clearly craves and its hilarious. Although we are giving her the attention that she craves by writing about her here so maybe we should all stop.

    I mean this is the woman who said that she was honoured to be the third most hated woman on the planet, she just loves any attention good or bad! Our bitching must seem like small fry compared to being hated just marginally less than Myra Hindley!
  • HandyBendyWendyHandyBendyWendy Posts: 3,629
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    Pinkvelvet wrote: »
    Matt is on the mush forum?

    No ...what the post meant was that it was definately matt that was on the photo from the charity auction..which can be found on the mush forum :)
  • couscouscouscous Posts: 1,363
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    No ...what the post meant was that it was definately matt that was on the photo from the charity auction..which can be found on the mush forum :)

    Yeah thanks Wendy, I didn't make my post clear - that picture is definately matt on the mush forum.
  • PinkvelvetPinkvelvet Posts: 10,744
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    Ah right, thanks for clearing that up for me, I didn't think I had seen anything on there.
  • couscouscouscous Posts: 1,363
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    Pinkvelvet wrote: »
    Ah right, thanks for clearing that up for me, I didn't think I had seen anything on there.


    I bet he wishes he had gone on there before though - wouldn't have married her then would he?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,266
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    couscous wrote: »
    I bet he wishes he had gone on there before though - wouldn't have married her then would he?

    Well they were playing around on MSN web cams - he twirling his 11 inch manhood like a windmill and she showing her "ahem - not so private bits" she had been sending them around to all and sundry by phone.

    I don't think he would have been put off by reading her blogs:D Only make him keener at the time;)

    Love is blind but the mushers and anti-fans ain't:D:D:D
  • HandyBendyWendyHandyBendyWendy Posts: 3,629
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    margurita wrote: »
    Well they were playing around on MSN web cams - he twirling his 11 inch manhood like a windmill and she showing her "ahem - not so private bits" she had been sending them around to all and sundry by phone.

    I don't think he would have been put off by reading her blogs:D Only make him keener at the time;)

    Love is blind but the mushers and anti-fans ain't:D:D:D

    PMSL Margurita, will karma you later :D

    I remember her blogging of having the 'best phone sex ever' with Matt and the thought of her heavy breathing with that husky old voice interspersed with manic cackling and various oohs and aahhhs while doing her travelodgesque pornogurning was enough to send even the most hardened person running off to find a puke bucket. :D

    That was in March in case anyones intersted, she hadn't met him at that point apart from the 5 minutes at the party in feb (as far as we know) but she knew him intimately enough then to spend 6 and a half hours on the phone to him while he was in Japan while talking dirty :p:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 62
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    Looks like Twatt has spilled the beans in More Magazine :D
  • loddellboshloddellbosh Posts: 5,315
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    LisaKC wrote: »
    Looks like Twatt has spilled the beans in More Magazine :D

    Ooh, really?
  • honeypothoneypot Posts: 1,617
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    For the first time ever I am off out to buy 'More' magazine, I really thought Matt would keep quiet, but as usual I got it completely wrong.
    I expect we will have the usual 'Famous off my back' - No, Jordans love not yours! 'Hate kiss and tellers'- What do you call your zillion tales of broken marrage then? 'It's all lies'- And you tell the truth all the time, even though you have been found out many a time! from Jodie in next weeks chav rag:rolleyes:
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    honeypot wrote: »
    For the first time ever I am off out to buy 'More' magazine, I really thought Matt would keep quiet, but as usual I got it completely wrong.
    I expect we will have the usual 'Famous off my back' - No, Jordans love not yours! 'Hate kiss and tellers'- What do you call your zillion tales of broken marrage then? 'It's all lies'- And you tell the truth all the time, even though you have been found out many a time! from Jodie in next weeks chav rag:rolleyes:


    This will make a total mockery of her interview with Jeremy Kyle.;)
  • MurraymarMurraymar Posts: 4,992
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    We don't get More here until Wednesdays, Could someone please give me an idea what Matt has said. Thanks in advance
  • honeypothoneypot Posts: 1,617
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    So true Margurita!:D
    I have looked out the door, even Matts tell all is not worth braving this storm, I'm sure I will find a scan of it somewhere soon;)
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