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Petion for jodie marsh on jonathan ross

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I love watching Jonathan Ross on Friday nights, i think the banter his has with his guests is fantastic!!! The person i really want to see on there is Jodie Marsh. She thinks that she has all the mouth and intellingace so i would like to see her on there to answer some off his questions and jokes and see what she has to say for herself!

so join up now and see if we can make this happen!!!!
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    aussiewantsaps2aussiewantsaps2 Posts: 1,114
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    No. She doesnt need to be encouraged. Sooner she goes and works on a till in Lidl the better!!!
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    couscouscouscous Posts: 1,363
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    She would never agree to it because he would rip her to pieces.

    He also has A listers like Sir David Attenborough on his show - why on earth would he want to stoop to interviewing that lying, deluded, orange skank when he can get real A Listers instead?
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    couscouscouscous Posts: 1,363
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    also just realised you said she is intelligent - you are joking aren't you?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 44
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    couscous - also just realised you said she is intelligent - you are joking aren't you?

    i said that she thinks she is
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    aussiewantsaps2aussiewantsaps2 Posts: 1,114
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    couscous wrote: »
    She would never agree to it because he would rip her to pieces.

    He also has A listers like Sir David Attenborough on his show - why on earth would he want to stoop to interviewing that lying, deluded, orange skank when he can get real A Listers instead?

    Saying she is a "lying, deluded, orange skank" is a bit unfair! You forgot to say saggy titted :-)
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    liefie87 wrote: »
    I love watching Jonathan Ross on Friday nights, i think the banter his has with his guests is fantastic!!! The person i really want to see on there is Jodie Marsh. She thinks that she has all the mouth and intellingace so i would like to see her on there to answer some off his questions and jokes and see what she has to say for herself.

    Mouth - yes, intelligence - no.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 62
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    I personally would hate to see this arsehole on primetime TV - she's so ugly she hurts my eyeballs LOL.

    The thing is, the daft bitch is gonna read this and not see that its a piss take. She's that thick and deluded that she'll be spouting off that her millions of fans are petitioning to get her on Jonathan Ross.
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    newkid30newkid30 Posts: 7,797
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    God no!! She seems to have faded into oblivion where she belongs, leave her there.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    The Marshmonster makes Jordan-Katie-Pwicey seem demure.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 741
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    couscous wrote: »
    She would never agree to it because he would rip her to pieces.

    He also has A listers like Sir David Attenborough on his show - why on earth would he want to stoop to interviewing that lying, deluded, orange skank when he can get real A Listers instead?

    Well he did have Kerry Katona......:eek:
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    crystal_methcrystal_meth Posts: 8,379
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    It seems to me that people who can't spell 'intelligence' are not really in the best position to make judgements on other people's intelligence.

    I doubt JR would be interested in listening to the marshdrivel.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 44
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    I never start this thread as a I LOVE Jodie Marsh campaign. I did it because I thought that this would be so entertaining to watch.
    I watched her Totally Jodie Marsh programme and I thought that she was a liar and extremely rude. All that seems to matter to her is MONEY, LOOKS and MONEY.

    I may not be able to spell Intelligance but that does not mean I am stupid.
    It makes me wonder why you have you be so nasty crystal-meth if you do not like my thread dont write on here.
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    weedledeedleweedledeedle Posts: 8,669
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    johnen56 wrote: »
    Well he did have Kerry Katona......:eek:

    .......and she so so lucid, sensible, intelligent, thought provoking, sharp witted...... wasn't she? :confused:

    oh.yes. :D I must sign a petition to get Jodie on Jonny :D

    *wakes up from nightmare.......*
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    weedledeedleweedledeedle Posts: 8,669
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    liefie87 wrote: »
    I never start this thread as a I LOVE Jodie Marsh campaign. I did it because I thought that this would be so entertaining to watch.
    I watched her Totally Jodie Marsh programme and I thought that she was a liar and extremely rude. All that seems to matter to her is MONEY, LOOKS and MONEY.

    I may not be able to spell Intelligance but that does not mean I am stupid.
    It makes me wonder why you have you be so nasty crystal-meth if you do not like my thread dont write on here.


    oh right!! I geddit now!! :D:D:D

    the Cuprinol mahogany wood stain and the Boy Scout aerolastic belt sets - yesssssssssss..... that's her good looks......

    *consults Vogue for reference*
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    icanboogieicanboogie Posts: 770
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    i am still amazed that kerry katona was on his show talking about her bloody book that she did not even write herself!

    i could go on his show and talk about the mountains that i have never scaled or the people i have never murdered or the drugs i have never taken or . . .

    jodie marsh would be too busy frigging off in the green room anyway to talk to jonno ross anyway
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    I think it would make great viewing- especially if certain Mushers sent him the photo of Matt taken in April at the clothes sale which was of course before they had even met each other and even gave him the link to some of her blogs! TV Gold!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 741
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    .......and she so so lucid, sensible, intelligent, thought provoking, sharp witted...... wasn't she? :confused:

    oh.yes. :D I must sign a petition to get Jodie on Jonny :D

    *wakes up from nightmare.......*

    I never understood why he had her on in the first place? Odd..
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 502
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    liefie87 wrote: »
    I never start this thread as a I LOVE Jodie Marsh campaign. I did it because I thought that this would be so entertaining to watch.
    I watched her Totally Jodie Marsh programme and I thought that she was a liar and extremely rude. All that seems to matter to her is MONEY, LOOKS and MONEY.

    I may not be able to spell Intelligance but that does not mean I am stupid.
    It makes me wonder why you have you be so nasty crystal-meth if you do not like my thread dont write on here.

    no it doesn't mean you're stupid, you just don't learn..you spelt it wrong again.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,372
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    LisaKC wrote: »
    I personally would hate to see this arsehole on primetime TV - she's so ugly she hurts my eyeballs LOL.

    The thing is, the daft bitch is gonna read this and not see that its a piss take. She's that thick and deluded that she'll be spouting off that her millions of fans are petitioning to get her on Jonathan Ross.

    :D LOL :D

    Well said.:cool:
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    What the hell would they talk about?

    Ross: "So Jodie, how old are you now, 40? Isn't it about time you got a proper job as lets face it the days of being able to get by on your looks are nearing their end if they haven't already"

    ...perhaps.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    ....I suppose it would be mildly amusing in a "car crash" sort of way. :sleep:
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    HandyBendyWendyHandyBendyWendy Posts: 3,629
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    I think it's a great idea. :p Everytime you read a magazine article none of the questions are the sort you would really like to hear her answer and as one reporter said as a postscript after the interview, she's not the easiest person to interview, usually giving simple answers and not opening up (but then as she so famously said afterwards he was ugly balding and probably desperate for a shag:D)

    I would love Jonathan Ross to really put her on the spot and be the biggest VJB EVAH :D

    You can imagine it already though, she will just do that awful nail-down-blackboard squeaky laughing interspersed with husky squawking and much throwing back of ratty extensions and that silly tongue sticking out thingy she does while looking everywhere except directly at him or the camera, oh and every sentence will start with 'ya knowww whaaaaa... snicker sqwuawk ....throw head back and tail off

    seen it all too many times before :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,304
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    AaronG wrote: »
    What the hell would they talk about?

    Ross: "So Jodie, how old are you now, 40? Isn't it about time you got a proper job as lets face it the days of being able to get by on your looks are nearing their end if they haven't already"

    ...perhaps.


    ... And the house band '4 puffs on a piano' singing 'Who are you?' by the Who! :D
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    ... And the house band '4 puffs on a piano' singing 'Who are you?' by the Who! :D

    I was thinking Monster by Automatic.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    ....Or maybe that ever-reliable classic "Who Let The Dog(s) Out". :p
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