Jenni Falconer- TV Personality Extraordinaire

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  • PinkGlitterPinkGlitter Posts: 1,199
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    The Falcon can be in the video.

    As long as she brings along her c*ck in its pickle jar.
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    OK, that's too OTT!!!

    You're a naughty one PinkGlitter
  • PinkGlitterPinkGlitter Posts: 1,199
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    Danslink wrote: »
    OK, that's too OTT!!!

    You're a naughty one PinkGlitter

    I apologise...
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    accepted...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 18
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    She's more popular than a lot of you think! She's in the top ten list of favourite presenters voted by housewives!
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    really???

    that's nice
  • PinkGlitterPinkGlitter Posts: 1,199
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    Oh look, a new band member.
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    oh yeeaaaaaaa
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    i dont wanna do a cover

    i want an original song from the best songwriter
  • AbacaAbaca Posts: 2,520
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    How's this for a first verse:

    Oh Jenni Falconer we miss you on Wordplay
    Maybe you'll present something decent one day
    But seeing as you're not the greatest host in the land
    You'll have to stick to shows that are very very bland
  • PinkGlitterPinkGlitter Posts: 1,199
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    Abaca wrote: »
    How's this for a first verse:

    Oh Jenni Falconer we miss you on Wordplay
    Maybe you'll present something decent one day
    But seeing as you're not the greatest host in the land
    You'll have to stick to shows that are very very bland

    I think Jenny Powell can be in the video, as can Michael Parkinson.
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Abaca wrote: »
    How's this for a first verse:

    Oh Jenni Falconer we miss you on Wordplay
    Maybe you'll present something decent one day
    But seeing as you're not the greatest host in the land
    You'll have to stick to shows that are very very bland

    Second verse

    The falcon flies and tries to land
    can't help herself for being bland
    her tinfoil dress makes her rustle
    it wouldnt be bad if she had some muscle:D

    Chorus

    Her boyriend only wants her cash
    Thats why he is being flash
    Come on Jenni cant you see
    we are waiting for a fitness DVD :D
  • PinkGlitterPinkGlitter Posts: 1,199
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    Move over JLS, that is a guaranteed smash.
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    That is the best song ever!!

    im so proud of you guys!!!!

    Abaca and Tabby i pronounce you The Falcon Five's official songwriters
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Danslink wrote: »
    That is the best song ever!!

    im so proud of you guys!!!!

    Abaca and Tabby i pronounce you The Falcon Five's official songwriters

    I accept the honour bestowed on me
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    Thanks

    We could be The Next Big Thing!
  • AbacaAbaca Posts: 2,520
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    I'll be up all night composing the next verse.
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    It has to at least be better than Peter Andre....thats an easy task surely
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    It has to be better than Peter Andre....thats an easy task surely though??
  • AbacaAbaca Posts: 2,520
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    By writing one coherent line it's already better than Peter Andre's work.
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    music to my ears
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Abaca wrote: »
    I'll be up all night composing the next verse.

    I will be in the catbox asleep:D
  • AbacaAbaca Posts: 2,520
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    Jenni as we know is a broad-shouldered Scot
    Does her boyfriend have some eyes? Evidently not.
    But there's one forum member who we definitely think
    Adores the Flying Falcon; his name his Danslink

    :):o
  • DanslinkDanslink Posts: 8,365
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    Wow!!!!

    im speechless

    can someone t
    put the whole song together aand get a title for the single
  • AbacaAbaca Posts: 2,520
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    These are my two

    Oh Jenni Falconer we miss you on Wordplay
    Maybe you'll present something decent one day
    But seeing as you're not the greatest host in the land
    You'll have to stick to shows that are very very bland

    Jenni as we know is a broad-shouldered Scot
    Does her boyfriend have some eyes? Evidently not.
    But there's one forum member who we definitely think
    Adores the Flying Falcon; his name his Danslink

    And Tabby's two

    The falcon flies and tries to land
    can't help herself for being bland
    her tinfoil dress makes her rustle
    it wouldnt be bad if she had some muscle

    CHORUS
    Her boyriend only wants her cash
    Thats why he is being flash
    Come on Jenni cant you see
    we are waiting for a fitness DVD

    A couple more verses maybe and we'll be attacking the charts in no time.:eek:
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