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Alex Reid and girlfriend celebrate their anniversary

Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560660/Alex-Reid-Nikki-Menashe-celebrate-one-year-anniversary-romantic-shared-burger.html

And, luckily for us, the paps just happened to be there so we could all witness their private burger sharing for ourselves.

Doesn't it fair warm the cockles of your heart?
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    HmmbopHmmbop Posts: 2,099
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    'devouring the napkin wrapped fast food' Who writes this guff?:confused:

    Yes, it does indeed warm the cockles of you heart. Just lovely.:D
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    whatever54whatever54 Posts: 6,456
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    He sure knows how to show a girl a good time by the look of those pics, bless. I liked this line
    The star had clearly attempted to do something with his hair, having used gel to make it stick up with a Gareth Gates-esque vigour.

    :D

    She looks like a cross between Jodie Marsh and Tulisa.
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    cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    haha, you can tell he is working it for the camera.

    Can't believe someone at the DM wrote this:
    A member of staff was so star stuck by Alex he shook his hand as they entered the bar


    :D:D:D I bet the guy in the pic has gone into hiding, oh the shame:D
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    cazzz wrote: »
    haha, you can tell he is working it for the camera.

    Can't believe someone at the DM wrote this:
    A member of staff was so star stuck by Alex he shook his hand as they entered the bar


    :D:D:D I bet the guy in the pic has gone into hiding, oh the shame:D

    Imagine the poor sod being told 'the DM have been on the phone and you've been chosen to pretend you've got a clue who he is for his personal pap'

    Bet he's typing up his CV as we speak :D
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    cavallicavalli Posts: 18,738
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    She's a bit of a rough looking piece :o
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    whatever54whatever54 Posts: 6,456
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    cavalli wrote: »
    She's a bit of a rough looking piece :o

    Trained actress apparently, wonder what she's been in:confused:
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    viertevierte Posts: 4,286
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    whatever54 wrote: »
    Trained actress apparently, wonder what she's been in:confused:

    She's been in the daily mail acting the part of Alex Reid's in love girlfriend very badly
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    spookyLXspookyLX Posts: 11,730
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    could they only afford the one burger then ?
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    lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    Who on earth goes out for a burger then sits side-by-side cuddling up to eat it -and not even over a table?

    Ah yes of course, because if they sat at a table like us mere mortals the pap would only get the back of someone's head!

    He's had some expert tuition has old Alex...;-)
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    whatever54whatever54 Posts: 6,456
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    vierte wrote: »
    She's been in the daily mail acting the part of Alex Reid's in love girlfriend very badly

    Oh yes, silly me:D
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    cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    Chantelle's pap seemed to be the top food pap, I bet they share him:) Forget camping outside top class establishments, this one is the king of the fast food outlet.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    cavalli wrote: »
    She's a bit of a rough looking piece :o

    His past conquests are Katie Price and Chantelle so he's not known as a man with high class taste :p
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    cavallicavalli Posts: 18,738
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    His past conquests are Katie Price and Chantelle so he's not known as a man with high class taste :p

    Well yes, he certainly has a type ;-)
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    benjaminibenjamini Posts: 32,066
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    His shoes are filthy. Could not be seen with someone who does not clean his shoes.
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    She looks a bit like that girl off Waterloo road
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    SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    I didn't recognise the name at first and thought "Alex Reid, who's she?"!
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    MrsCloumboMrsCloumbo Posts: 905
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    One burger between the two of them.... clutched by Alex!!
    No fries?
    No drinks?
    Some birthday do :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 532
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    Alex Reid is a total embarrassment to humanity. Nothing more than an oxegen thief. The only remotely positive thing I can find to say about this twit is the things others say about him, like some of the comments in this thread, provide a good laugh on occasion.
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    wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    "There's no such thing as a free lunch".

    ~ My mother.

    Words to live by, to be honest.
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    bookaddictbookaddict Posts: 2,806
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    Laughing at the idea of someone being "so star-struck" at meeting Alex.

    Her tweet suggests that she is eating cuddles :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    She looks like a face mash of Dullisa and Jodie Marsh.
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    FaithyHFaithyH Posts: 2,826
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    The daughter is lovely. He's not a bad bloke just caught up a bit in the ego of it all. He's very down to earth and kind when you get to know him.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 532
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    FaithyH wrote: »
    He's not a bad bloke just caught up a bit in the ego of it all. He's very down to earth and kind when you get to know him.

    From what I've seen of Alex Reid on TV, he is incapable of telling the truth and seems like a complete failure at leading a proper adult life.

    I am always shocked so many people go gaga for these "nice but dim" z-listers.
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    ErythroleukosErythroleukos Posts: 1,118
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    cavalli wrote: »
    She's a bit of a rough looking piece :o

    I thought this would be a bit over the top so I clicked on the link. No further comments. :blush:
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    rumpleteazerrumpleteazer Posts: 5,746
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    I love the way everyone in the sixth picture other than Alex and whatshername are huddled up in coats to protect themselves from the cold, but hard man Alex is only in a t-shirt to show off the guns. Pathetic really.
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