Yes I know- I remember taking my second son swimming and someone came up to me and said "Oooh are you expecting your third then?"- I wasn't and as I had a swimming costume on I couldn't even blame it on what I was wearing. It was then I decided to do some fitness classes!
Seriously though I wonder what Jodie's friends actually get out of the relationship (apart from a Z list celebrity-by-association)- I wouldn't imagine she would be much of a friend in need or a shoulder to cry on!
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I remember pulling up at home in a taxi and seeing a neighbour with her son in the front garden and wondering out loud if she was expecting as she looked like she was and the taxi driver said...oh that's my sister in law I'll ask her and yelled across the street 'are you pregnant' at her and she was mortified, threw daggers and shouted 'NO I'M NOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!' I nearly died of embarrassment
As for Jodie, I found that quote that she said at one time and apparantly she said..
'I've got much more style than Jordan. I don't just go out in a bra and knickers and I don't think I dress like a tart.'
mwwwhaahahahahahaahahahahahaah mwaahahahahaahaa and breeeeeeathe :D
Nice to hear she is hard at work on her hugely successful career....:rolleyes:
With her schedule, cant believe she has time to post Myspace bulletins LOL:D;)
how very very dare you! :eek:
going dahn the working men's club and posting the resultant photos on myspace is her career!! those are major photoshoots doncha know - you must be a failed celebrity if you don't know that :cool:
I agree that they enable her behaviour to a large extent. But I can never figure out why they do it. Surely most people would get sick to death of it and just want a normal night out?? That Lauren has been doing this for years.
Obviously the parents give in to her demands and always have, which is why she is the way she is.
I agree that they enable her behaviour to a large extent. But I can never figure out why they do it. Surely most people would get sick to death of it and just want a normal night out?? That Lauren has been doing this for years.
Obviously the parents give in to her demands and always have, which is why she is the way she is.
They'll have to stop it at some point. Can you imagine how daft they're going to look when they're mid - late 30s?
tbh I don't know if she could look much more daft than she does now even if she was 50!! even more saggy and wrinkly maybe but I think the daftness rubicon has already been crossed!
how very very dare you! :eek: going dahn the working men's club and posting the resultant photos on myspace is her career!! those are major photoshoots doncha know - you must be a failed celebrity if you don't know that :cool:
There was something on Mush recently where we were saying about when OL was ranting about this thread, but she had to concentrate on all the negative stuff, didn't she? She couldn't possibly say 'thanks' to her many fans on here who've posted positive stuff! :eek:
The hats don't bother so much. It's the leg warmers/snow boots/fakefurtrim-round-normal-boots that she ALWAYS wears. What is wrong with just wearing normal boots, shoes or trainers. Why do they have to be either wrapped in a cut up, skinned soft toy, massive yeti smow boots or leg-warmers that tbh shouldn't be seen this side of 1983.
The hats don't bother so much. It's the leg warmers/snow boots/fakefurtrim-round-normal-boots that she ALWAYS wears. What is wrong with just wearing normal boots, shoes or trainers. Why do they have to be either wrapped in a cut up, skinned soft toy, massive yeti smow boots or leg-warmers that tbh shouldn't be seen this side of 1983.
I'd sooner slip a length to Ann Widdicombe that go near that vacuous bint... the name of her myspace site says it all :
"youwishiwasyourbird"
Funnily enough no, not in a million years would I wish she were my bird. Even in my most depraved porn seeking internet frenzies I have never once wanted to see any more of her orange flesh than I have already.
She is about as feminine as a roadside cafe and about as sexually attractive as Zelda from the popular childrens series "Terrahawks".
I'd sooner slip a length to Ann Widdicombe that go near that vacuous bint... the name of her myspace site says it all :
"youwishiwasyourbird"
Funnily enough no, not in a million years would I wish she were my bird. Even in my most depraved porn seeking internet frenzies I have never once wanted to see any more of her orange flesh than I have already.
She is about as feminine as a roadside cafe and about as sexually attractive as Zelda from the popular childrens series "Terrahawks".
I'd sooner slip a length to Ann Widdicombe that go near that vacuous bint... the name of her myspace site says it all :
"youwishiwasyourbird"
Funnily enough no, not in a million years would I wish she were my bird. Even in my most depraved porn seeking internet frenzies I have never once wanted to see any more of her orange flesh than I have already.
She is about as feminine as a roadside cafe and about as sexually attractive as Zelda from the popular childrens series "Terrahawks".
Brill, none of my straight male friends think much of her either... it goes from indifference to repulsion.
And not any of my gay or bi female friends like her either! Jodie, we are all so glad you're not our bird!
I'd sooner slip a length to Ann Widdicombe that go near that vacuous bint... the name of her myspace site says it all :
"youwishiwasyourbird"
It was stuff like that which cemented my dislike for this woman. The very fact that she is so far up herself that I'm surprised she can't see yesterday's dinner.
I'm all for people having self-confidence. it's something that I am very sadly lacking in BUT I cannot stand people who just have to say look at me, aren't I fabulous, aren't I gorgous, don't you just love me, if you don't you must be jealous, fat and ugly etc.
Absolutely EVERYTHING Jodie does from what she says, to the way she poses etc just screams memememe. No one else is important in her life. Her friends are just accessories and are used at every available opportunity and discarded like sweet-wrappers if they say or do anything that she doesn't like. She goes to pubs and clubs expecting them to be grateful that she's gone there, she expects everything to be free. She is so full of self-importance and so lacking in humility.
Defenders say...but what about the charity stuff she does? But even any of that is only done for self-promotion. Hundreds every week take clothes down to the charity shops. She has to take a film crew and newspaper reporters down. Thousands every week go to Monkey World to raise funds for the sanctuary but she only wants to go 'as a celeb' with photographers.
All her photo's on her carnage nights out are MEMEME, how many times to you see a photo with a caption, this is sarah and lauren, my best friends, don't they look great!
I pity any poor family that goes to their local pub/restaurant for a meal and her and her lot go in there while she jumps up on the sofa wearing her furry underwear while her mates take photos of her with her leg held up over her head and her smelly gusset on show
It was stuff like that which cemented my dislike for this woman. The very fact that she is so far up herself that I'm surprised she can't see yesterday's dinner.
I'm all for people having self-confidence. it's something that I am very sadly lacking in BUT I cannot stand people who just have to say look at me, aren't I fabulous, aren't I gorgous, don't you just love me, if you don't you must be jealous, fat and ugly etc.
Absolutely EVERYTHING Jodie does from what she says, to the way she poses etc just screams memememe. No one else is important in her life. Her friends are just accessories and are used at every available opportunity and discarded like sweet-wrappers if they say or do anything that she doesn't like. She goes to pubs and clubs expecting them to be grateful that she's gone there, she expects everything to be free. She is so full of self-importance and so lacking in humility.
Defenders say...but what about the charity stuff she does? But even any of that is only done for self-promotion. Hundreds every week take clothes down to the charity shops. She has to take a film crew and newspaper reporters down. Thousands every week go to Monkey World to raise funds for the sanctuary but she only wants to go 'as a celeb' with photographers.
All her photo's on her carnage nights out are MEMEME, how many times to you see a photo with a caption, this is sarah and lauren, my best friends, don't they look great!
I pity any poor family that goes to their local pub/restaurant for a meal and her and her lot go in there while she jumps up on the sofa wearing her furry underwear while her mates take photos of her with her leg held up over her head and her smelly gusset on show
Despicable woman
HUGE round of applause! Brilliant post and well said:cool:
It was stuff like that which cemented my dislike for this woman. The very fact that she is so far up herself that I'm surprised she can't see yesterday's dinner.
I'm all for people having self-confidence. it's something that I am very sadly lacking in BUT I cannot stand people who just have to say look at me, aren't I fabulous, aren't I gorgous, don't you just love me, if you don't you must be jealous, fat and ugly etc.
Absolutely EVERYTHING Jodie does from what she says, to the way she poses etc just screams memememe. No one else is important in her life. Her friends are just accessories and are used at every available opportunity and discarded like sweet-wrappers if they say or do anything that she doesn't like. She goes to pubs and clubs expecting them to be grateful that she's gone there, she expects everything to be free. She is so full of self-importance and so lacking in humility.
Defenders say...but what about the charity stuff she does? But even any of that is only done for self-promotion. Hundreds every week take clothes down to the charity shops. She has to take a film crew and newspaper reporters down. Thousands every week go to Monkey World to raise funds for the sanctuary but she only wants to go 'as a celeb' with photographers.
All her photo's on her carnage nights out are MEMEME, how many times to you see a photo with a caption, this is sarah and lauren, my best friends, don't they look great!
I pity any poor family that goes to their local pub/restaurant for a meal and her and her lot go in there while she jumps up on the sofa wearing her furry underwear while her mates take photos of her with her leg held up over her head and her smelly gusset on show
Despicable woman
Absolutely fantastic post!!!
I tell you summat when UTA was on and she was being heckled on the street by that girl in Manchester - I wish sooo much that that would have been me! I would have give it to her like you wouldn't believe.
I absolutely relish the thought of bumping into her, it makes me salivate
Does anyone remember the tango adverts? They used to tip a load of orange gunk over someone head, slap them on the head and say "You've been tangoed" I love love to do that to her - some one has already done the tangoing for me though (on a separate note i always wanted to be tangoed on tv as a kid!)
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I remember pulling up at home in a taxi and seeing a neighbour with her son in the front garden and wondering out loud if she was expecting as she looked like she was and the taxi driver said...oh that's my sister in law I'll ask her and yelled across the street 'are you pregnant' at her and she was mortified, threw daggers and shouted 'NO I'M NOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!' I nearly died of embarrassment
As for Jodie, I found that quote that she said at one time and apparantly she said..
'I've got much more style than Jordan. I don't just go out in a bra and knickers and I don't think I dress like a tart.'
mwwwhaahahahahahaahahahahahaah mwaahahahahaahaa and breeeeeeathe
:eek::eek::eek: She may not think that but we do.:D
how very very dare you! :eek:
going dahn the working men's club and posting the resultant photos on myspace is her career!! those are major photoshoots doncha know - you must be a failed celebrity if you don't know that :cool:
Lauren, Kyle, Sarah etc are absolutely disgusting in my opinion.
Obviously the parents give in to her demands and always have, which is why she is the way she is.
They'll have to stop it at some point. Can you imagine how daft they're going to look when they're mid - late 30s?
ooops!:o My mistake:D:D
At least I admit when I make them LOL!
Same here. When I see those stupid mini fekking hats, I just want to rip them off her head and crush them. :mad:
Nothing wrong with lidl c_m! I got my two dogs lovely sparkly jewelled collars for £1 each from poundland
cos she's got these innit?
Its about the only part of her body that she does cover up.
What's with that bloody face she pulls every single picture?!? :eek::eek::eek:
Any Jodie defenders think that's attractive?:sleep:
"youwishiwasyourbird"
Funnily enough no, not in a million years would I wish she were my bird. Even in my most depraved porn seeking internet frenzies I have never once wanted to see any more of her orange flesh than I have already.
She is about as feminine as a roadside cafe and about as sexually attractive as Zelda from the popular childrens series "Terrahawks".
PMSL.:D
Brill, none of my straight male friends think much of her either... it goes from indifference to repulsion.
And not any of my gay or bi female friends like her either! Jodie, we are all so glad you're not our bird!
It was stuff like that which cemented my dislike for this woman. The very fact that she is so far up herself that I'm surprised she can't see yesterday's dinner.
I'm all for people having self-confidence. it's something that I am very sadly lacking in BUT I cannot stand people who just have to say look at me, aren't I fabulous, aren't I gorgous, don't you just love me, if you don't you must be jealous, fat and ugly etc.
Absolutely EVERYTHING Jodie does from what she says, to the way she poses etc just screams memememe. No one else is important in her life. Her friends are just accessories and are used at every available opportunity and discarded like sweet-wrappers if they say or do anything that she doesn't like. She goes to pubs and clubs expecting them to be grateful that she's gone there, she expects everything to be free. She is so full of self-importance and so lacking in humility.
Defenders say...but what about the charity stuff she does? But even any of that is only done for self-promotion. Hundreds every week take clothes down to the charity shops. She has to take a film crew and newspaper reporters down. Thousands every week go to Monkey World to raise funds for the sanctuary but she only wants to go 'as a celeb' with photographers.
All her photo's on her carnage nights out are MEMEME, how many times to you see a photo with a caption, this is sarah and lauren, my best friends, don't they look great!
I pity any poor family that goes to their local pub/restaurant for a meal and her and her lot go in there while she jumps up on the sofa wearing her furry underwear while her mates take photos of her with her leg held up over her head and her smelly gusset on show
Despicable woman
HUGE round of applause! Brilliant post and well said:cool:
Absolutely fantastic post!!!
I tell you summat when UTA was on and she was being heckled on the street by that girl in Manchester - I wish sooo much that that would have been me! I would have give it to her like you wouldn't believe.
I absolutely relish the thought of bumping into her, it makes me salivate