The most stupid band names,

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  • mrkite77mrkite77 Posts: 5,386
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    Toad the Wet Sprocket got their name from a Monty Python sketch.
  • MaksonMakson Posts: 30,482
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    Fe-m@il

    Bel Ami (err...naming yourself after a gay porn company:confused:)

    N'Tyce

    Lucy Pearl (loved them but always hated this name for the group)
  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    Congratulations On Your Decision To Become A Pilot

    Great band, but yeah.
  • mushymanrobmushymanrob Posts: 17,992
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    Microkorg wrote: »
    Yep.. sounds like West Country Removals Firm

    they are folk... whaddya expect?
    mr muggles wrote: »
    Jimmy The Hoover

    ha ha... jimmy the hoover... great song though.

    agreed with the yeah yeah yeahs

    blue rondo a la turk?

    ..oh and the saturdays.... crap name, crap group.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,501
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    I like them but 'Little Mix' is just absolutely awful. Most names make some sort of sense, but it just doesn't make any sense or have any meaning whatsoever.

    It's like they flicked through a dictionary blindfolded and picked out the first two random letters their finger fell upon and put them together.
  • JohnnyForgetJohnnyForget Posts: 24,061
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    People think QUEEN was a bad band name?


    Seriously, check yourselves.

    Yes indeed. I dislike the band's name almost as much as I dislike their music! :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,138
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    Toto.

    I always wonder if they'd have been much bigger than they were if they'd had a name that was less associated with Dorothy.
  • scrillascrilla Posts: 2,198
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    Kajagoogoo
    Duran Duran
    Anti-Pasti
    Culture Club
    Johnny Hates Jazz
    Haircut 100
    The Vomit Visions
    The Cranberries
    5ive
    Boyzone
    Southern Death Cult
    Def Leppard
    Tygers of Pan Tang
    Megadeth
    Fun Boy Three
  • Fizzee RascalFizzee Rascal Posts: 1,032
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    Atomic Bitchwax
    Wooden Shjips - that's not a typo, the "j" is meant to be there.
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    scrilla wrote: »
    Johnny Hates Jazz

    I remember someone telling me about a local group back in the day called Johnny Hates Johnny Hates Jazz. :D I like that one.

    Muse and Coldplay have always annoyed me, almost as much as their music.
  • fireemblemcrazefireemblemcraze Posts: 7,436
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    tomi-08 wrote: »
    I like them but 'Little Mix' is just absolutely awful. Most names make some sort of sense, but it just doesn't make any sense or have any meaning whatsoever.

    It's like they flicked through a dictionary blindfolded and picked out the first two random letters their finger fell upon and put them together.

    Their previous name was Rhythmix and I think they wanted to carry on with the idea of having their fans called 'Mixers'. Rhythmix being a charity's name too, they had to change it while retaining the mix bit, hence the Mix in their name. However, I have no idea why they chose Little...maybe because of Tulisa calling them her 'little muffins'? Don't know how ideas come about in artists' heads.
  • scratchy23scratchy23 Posts: 3,675
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    Girls Can't Catch
    Parade
    Marina & The Diamonds
    Bingo Players
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    X Factor groups, if they count, nearly always have awful names:

    Bad Lashes
    Kandy Rain
    Girlband
    Addictiv Ladies
    4Tune
    Voices With Soul
    2 To Go
    The Unconventionals
    Futureproof
    Miss Frank
    Belle Amie
    Diva Fever
    Nu Vibe
    2 Shoes
    District 3
    Union J
  • GlassBalloonGlassBalloon Posts: 2,571
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    Ham Sandwich has got to be one of the worst bad names I've ever heard. I laugh every time I hear it.
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    Ham Sandwich has got to be one of the worst bad names I've ever heard. I laugh every time I hear it.

    Seeing that reminded me of that band Peter Jones invested in on Dragon's Den years ago... called Hamfatter :(
  • PhilH36PhilH36 Posts: 26,294
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    Throbbing Gristle?
    or Foetus
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 181
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    Fun. It's not really a name you would associate with a band
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    mrkite77 wrote: »
    I swear they're just trolls, trying to get random people to tell them that "piscine" is french for swimming pool.

    Probably :p And can't they use Google Translate?
    Smudged wrote: »
    That's the point as it represents a keyboard shortcut. I'm not that keen on it but I suppose it's somewhat inventive.

    It represents a Windows keyboard shortcut. It doesn't work on Macs :D
    One Erection is quite a bad name too. I wonder who came up with it (Simon).

    Should be called One Dimension or Wand Erection :D
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    A funny name from my austrian neighbours


    Drahdiwaberl (turn around girl), Falco played there once.
  • Brummie Girl Brummie Girl Posts: 22,681
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    scratchy23 wrote: »
    Marina & The Diamonds

    Her real name is Marina Diamandis. It's just a version of her birth name as a stage name. Diamandis meaning 'Diamonds' in Greek.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,246
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    One Erection is quite a bad name too. I wonder who came up with it (Simon).

    Harry Styles did:D:D
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    Inkblot wrote: »
    Spotted punk band The C**ts in a festival flyer last year. Probably not the best name if you want to make it in the music business (which they probably don't).
    There is also a group called Selfish C**t.

    I think the worst group name is Bananarama.
  • akhenatenakhenaten Posts: 707
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    Half man half biscuit
    sigue sigue sputnik
  • scrillascrilla Posts: 2,198
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    I like some of the names mentioned: Butthole Surfers, Throbbing Gristle, Half Man Half Biscuit and the various incarnations of Foetus: You've Got Foetus On You Breath, Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel, Foetus Over 'Frisco etc.
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    Neutral Milk Hotel

    Crispy Ambulance

    Renaldo and the Loaf
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