I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs* :rolleyes:
I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs* :rolleyes:
I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit! :eek:
I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
You'll be surprised how much sun you'll actually get without even trying.
I meant to say to you if you're bothered by mozzies, buy a couple of beef tomatoes & half them, leave them on a saucer or something in your room, & they'll go for them rather than you. Also rub lemon into your skin, they don't like citrus.
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*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
:eek::eek:
*sniggers in spite of self*
I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs* :rolleyes:
I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!
Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! :eek: Not that I've ever taken it. :eek:
I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
You'll be surprised how much sun you'll actually get without even trying.
I meant to say to you if you're bothered by mozzies, buy a couple of beef tomatoes & half them, leave them on a saucer or something in your room, & they'll go for them rather than you. Also rub lemon into your skin, they don't like citrus.
:eek::eek: :mad::mad::mad: *Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*
:eek::eek:
No doubt she'll be in, in a minute tae give yeh the KISS OF LIFE !!
Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!
Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!
Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!
Stoopid person twass.
It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??
:rolleyes: Stoopid, there was nothing wrong with him.
Handing me 50p in the Pub? :rolleyes::p
Nope....:p
:mad:
:rolleyes: You're obviously in the wrong place.......Sling yer hook!