When was the last time you injured yourself?

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 15:58

Seriously or non seriously? I haven't, myself, for a while but a guy in here last week accidentally sliced through his thick 'protective' work glove deep into his hand.

Ow.

KBBJ · 14/12/10 - 16:00

Accidentally spilled boiling water over my hand the night I discovered I'd been burgled. Had a fantastic crispy roast-beef hand for a few days, which was very effective in scaring little children.

SULLA · 14/12/10 - 16:06

Last week I sliced into the top of my little finger while cutting through a crusty cob

annette kurten · 14/12/10 - 16:08

badly burned my hand a couple of months ago.

Picto · 14/12/10 - 16:11

Twisted my ankle on Saturday night. Can't recollect exactly how I did it but I was probably doing something heroic like saving a dog from a frozen lake.

nickyislady_t · 14/12/10 - 16:12

Paper cut about an hour ago

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:12

i slid on the ice and snow and sort of did the splits, it came as quite a shock to me and my area

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:20

Hit myself in the face with a dyson hoover attachment which required the ozzy glueing my eyebrow back together... was about 2years ago but nothing since then

Picto · 14/12/10 - 16:21

sahalouise wrote: »

Hit myself in the face with a dyson hoover attachment which required the ozzy glueing my eyebrow back together... was about 2years ago but nothing since then

That sucks.

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:21

Got bitten on my index finger last week when I tried to separate my 2 dogs :eek:

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:22

Picto wrote: »

That sucks.

Indeed.

SonyJunkie · 14/12/10 - 16:26

Fell out of my loft last week!!

As I fell I reached out and caught the roof rafters which meant that my full weight jarred through my arms, I heard and felt the muscle tear in my upper arm!!!! :eek:

TheEricPollard · 14/12/10 - 16:27

I managed to scratch my legs so much that they got bruised.

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:28

SonyJunkie wrote: »

Fell out of my loft last week!!

As I fell I reached out and caught the roof rafters which meant that my full weight jarred through my arms, I heard and felt the muscle tear in my upper arm!!!! :eek:

Agghh!! :eek: I bet a few choice words were uttered!

"Golly!"
"Gee whiz!"
"Lummocks!"

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:31

Today I spiked my thumb with a sewing needle, quite annoyingly deep. I fell twice yesterday and slightly grazed my knees. On Sunday I got mauled gently by a fluffy kitty and I've got quite a lot of big inflamed cat scratches. On Saturday, I burned my right ear quite painfully with the straighteners. I banged my leg off a door on Friday and got a really big mean bruise. And on Thursday I got myself clawed and decked by a policeman and bruised all my left side, plus I pulled every muscle in my right leg running up a snowy hill. I think I injure myself in some minor->medium way every day.

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:35

Pulling up the covers in bed last night and my hand slipped, punched myself in the face. Woke up this morning to find i have a massive black eye :rolleyes:

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:35

snapped my banjo string last month whilst at it in a swimming pool

Iphigenia · 14/12/10 - 16:36

Tripped over a negligent kerb in a car park 3 months ago, blacked my eye, damaged my hand. Got an appointment next week to see doc, as they all still hurt and I'm not a wimp.

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:39

THEONEFROMHERE wrote: »

snapped my banjo string last month whilst at it in a swimming pool

Resisting making the ovious joke...

Babe Rainbow · 14/12/10 - 16:43

Fell off a bike in August last year. Ended up with a leg that was all the colours of the rainbow

cnbcwatcher · 14/12/10 - 16:43

Paper cut a couple of weeks ago

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:44

I tripped on broken pavement in the summer cos I couldn't see cos the sun was blinding and I cut my knuckles and fingers and grazed and bruised my knees.

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:46

Muffin999 wrote: »

i slid on the ice and snow and sort of did the splits, it came as quite a shock to me and my area

:D
I fell on the ice a couple of weeks ago but I didn't do anything as elegant as the splits. I just ended up on my a*se in an ungainly heap! My arm was very stiff for a couple of days but it's fine now.

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:49

deakin wrote: »

Pulling up the covers in bed last night and my hand slipped, punched myself in the face. Woke up this morning to find i have a massive black eye :rolleyes:

Done that lol I ended up with a bleeding nose. Also somehow mananged to kick myself in the balls with my heel when I've been moving whilesitting on the floor.

Constant PMT · 14/12/10 - 16:52

Someone pinned me up by the throat, so I punched them, ended up with Tendonitis, if that's the right word. Thought I had broken my wrist.
Just before that I also stepped over a stair gate rather than opening it, & my foot slipped. I wont go in to details but the pain, oh geez & it wasn't a pretty site for about a week.

Nuartey1 · 14/12/10 - 16:55

Fell asleep on my laptop charger and burned my leg. Third degree burn, so deep that I didn't feel the pain when it was first looked at by the doctor because my nerves were ruined. It was the first time I had an operation as well. Whenever I told people they didn't believe me because it's quite a clumsy and silly thing to do but I regularly injure myself.

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