People who fart in the supermarket - no respect or manners?

[Deleted User] · 09/08/14 - 12:54

This is something that really annoys me and I think is highly disrespectful towards other shoppers. Nobody wants to buy food that's just been farted on, especially the stuff like cakes, bakery items, deli items that aren't pre-packed. Yet in supermarkets I have heard (and smelt!) this happen as a common occurrence. Who else thinks it's absolutely disgusting!!?>:(

[Deleted User] · 09/08/14 - 12:56

I only ever see this happen in ASDA so you must be shopping in there along with the riff-raff in their Sports Direct rags.

justatech · 09/08/14 - 12:59

Most people don't choose when and where they are going to fart so judging them for letting one slip is ridiculous. And I very, very rarely smell anything while shopping so it's not as though its a common occurrence.

If you are finding this event to be common when you are in a supermarket perhaps you need to take a look closer to home!

lemoncurd · 09/08/14 - 13:02

I've never seen or heard this happen. Where are you shopping, OP?

[Deleted User] · 09/08/14 - 13:04

lemoncurd wrote: »

I've never seen or heard this happen. Where are you shopping, OP?

Usually Tesco but sometimes Sainsbury's or Morrisons.

ian_charles · 09/08/14 - 13:07

Nigel Reo-Coker wrote: »

Usually Tesco but sometimes Sainsbury's or Morrisons.

Try Waitrose, you get a better grade of fart, not so much a kebab trump, more likely to be a truffle guff........

ian_charles · 09/08/14 - 13:08

Nigel Reo-Coker wrote: »

This is something that really annoys me and I think is highly disrespectful towards other shoppers. Nobody wants to buy food that's just been farted on, especially the stuff like cakes, bakery items, deli items that aren't pre-packed. Yet in supermarkets I have heard (and smelt!) this happen as a common occurrence. Who else thinks it's absolutely disgusting!!?>:(

.and you thought they were chocolate sprinkles on your croissant.

dee123 · 09/08/14 - 13:09

Nigel Reo-Coker wrote: »

This is something that really annoys me and I think is highly disrespectful towards other shoppers. Nobody wants to buy food that's just been farted on, especially the stuff like cakes, bakery items, deli items that aren't pre-packed. Yet in supermarkets I have heard (and smelt!) this happen as a common occurrence. Who else thinks it's absolutely disgusting!!?>:(

WTF are you talking about? Nobody is directly farting onto cakes or something. Probably ever building on earth ever built has been farted in.

[Deleted User] · 09/08/14 - 13:11

dee123 wrote: »

WTF are you talking about?

People farting inside a supermarket with food all around. I thought the thread title was pretty clear to understand to be honest. :kitty:

3Sheets2TheWind · 09/08/14 - 13:12

dee123 wrote: »

WTF are you talking about? Nobody is directly farting onto cakes or something. Probably ever building on earth ever built has been farted in.

Couldn't have put it better myself ;-)

ian_charles · 09/08/14 - 13:13

I've heard a few pensioners drop one, but I don't think they know they did it..

Chopan · 09/08/14 - 13:17

I waft farts around the supermarket

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Smiley433 · 09/08/14 - 13:17

Breaking wind in a lift, it's wrong on so many levels.

Billy_Value · 09/08/14 - 13:18

everyone farts, how can you stop it?

dee123 · 09/08/14 - 13:19

Nigel Reo-Coker wrote: »

People farting inside a supermarket with food all around. I thought the thread title was pretty clear to understand to be honest. :kitty:

When do your school holidays finish again?

ian_charles · 09/08/14 - 13:20

Billy_Value wrote: »

everyone farts, how can you stop it?

Good muscle control or a cork.....

Swipe · 09/08/14 - 13:20

Billy_Value wrote: »

everyone farts, how can you stop it?

Tense your cheeks

ian_charles · 09/08/14 - 13:22

Ask the Queen.......she must save them up or blames the corgis.

alan29 · 09/08/14 - 13:26

Just think of all the customers who have handled that produce without washing their hands after going to the loo.
A bit of a whiff is nothing in comparison.

RobinOfLoxley · 09/08/14 - 13:41

Smiley433 wrote: »

Breaking wind in a lift, it's wrong on so many levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TtZgs8k8dU

TrollHunter · 09/08/14 - 13:42

First the Sports Direct thread, now this. Only 110 posts yet you joined over a year ago.

If you've been biding your time before going on the troll-offensive then you could have at least come up with something that's either funny, witty or intelligent.

Hopefully after these couple of threads you'll piss off for another year.

CravenHaven · 09/08/14 - 13:47

Vernon Bennett wrote: »

I only ever see this happen in ASDA so you must be shopping in there along with the riff-raff in their Sports Direct rags.

you get a better class of fart in Waitrose. Earthy, with accents of goat's cheese diffusing through their Laura Ashley linen skirts.

Toby LaRhone · 09/08/14 - 13:53

Vernon Bennett wrote: »

I only ever see this happen in ASDA so you must be shopping in there along with the riff-raff in their Sports Direct rags.

If it was a mauve shell suit it'll be that Billy Value feller

ian_charles · 09/08/14 - 13:56

TrollHunter wrote: »

First the Sports Direct thread, now this. Only 110 posts yet you joined over a year ago.

If you've been biding your time before going on the troll-offensive then you could have at least come up with something that's either funny, witty or intelligent.

Hopefully after these couple of threads you'll piss off for another year.

Blah blah...grow up.....blah blah.......back to school....blah blah..

Get your head out of your arse and stop preaching....

[Deleted User] · 09/08/14 - 14:45

Seriously, that is just nasty >:(

CravenHaven · 09/08/14 - 15:04

if you removed the troll posts you'd remove half the life of a forum that's been dying since the makeover

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