Sex

Bethaneeny · 29/10/10 - 18:27

Caxton was upset that it's Friday and there are no sex threads, so I took it upon myself to start one

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cosmo · 29/10/10 - 18:28

Young lady!!

Back to your needlework now.

Bethaneeny · 29/10/10 - 18:30

narr,

I may not be straight, but that don't mean I knit!

Edited, I didn't think my comment was too appropriate!

KJ44 · 29/10/10 - 18:32

It's nice to see young people with a sense of tradition.

[Deleted User] · 29/10/10 - 18:32

This thread needs a theme tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K4zwsk_hOg

Bethaneeny · 29/10/10 - 18:35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfnr9yueRE

how about this?

lyrics here

netcurtains · 29/10/10 - 18:38

I didn't even realise it was Friday

Too much sex obviously addles the brain.

varialectio · 29/10/10 - 18:41

Bethaneeny wrote: »

narr,

I may not be straight, but that don't mean I knit!

Edited, I didn't think my comment was too appropriate!

I think you're embroidering the truth a little there!

(You see what I did there!)

Vanilla_Slice · 29/10/10 - 18:44

Bethaneeny wrote: »

Caxton was upset that it's Friday and there are no sex threads, so I took it upon myself to start one

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Get that vibrator out of your vag. Young lady!

KJ44 · 29/10/10 - 19:01

varialectio wrote: »

(You see what I did there!)

I'm in stitches!

Bethaneeny · 29/10/10 - 19:04

now we're in chatter, and can be more informal, I can re write my comment that I edited out earlier

I said
muff muncher, not cock cruncher my dear

Sensual Lettuce · 29/10/10 - 21:16

What is this "sex"?

Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm up for talking about sex! Favourite positions everyone?

Bethaneeny · 29/10/10 - 21:48

My thread went all flaccid, no one's replying

Victoria Sponge · 29/10/10 - 22:41

Bethaneeny wrote: »

My thread went all flaccid, no one's replying

This is Digital Spy. No one here has sex. Or has ever had sex.

Xadlei Xemnas · 29/10/10 - 22:43

Bethaneeny wrote: »

now we're in chatter, and can be more informal, I can re write my comment that I edited out earlier

I said
muff muncher, not cock cruncher my dear

Had your date yet? :cool:

Bethaneeny · 29/10/10 - 22:56

Tomorrow morning

Meeting her for coffee n chats

Meeting a friend at 1
Meeting another friend at half 3/4ish, who's coming back to mine for a film/pizza/x factor night

Xadlei Xemnas · 29/10/10 - 23:11

Bethaneeny wrote: »

Tomorrow morning

Meeting her for coffee n chats
Meeting a friend at 1
Meeting another friend at half 3/4ish, who's coming back to mine for a film/pizza/x factor night

Man I'm excited for you. Is she older than you?

Bethaneeny · 29/10/10 - 23:22

Xadlei Xemnas wrote: »

Man I'm excited for you. Is she older than you?

Noo, I'm slightly older. I was 17 in july, she was 17 in september

Sensual Lettuce · 30/10/10 - 00:07

Bethaneeny wrote: »

My thread went all flaccid,

*I* haven't

Quite the opposite

Ænima · 30/10/10 - 00:08

I approve of this conversation ^^

TheEricPollard · 30/10/10 - 00:12

woah, no sex threads!!

Sensual Lettuce · 30/10/10 - 00:13

Ænima wrote: »

I approve of this conversation ^^

Me too! It's all I ever talk about! And what I think about too, other then eating

Typical man

I want gay sex badly :eek:

christina83 · 30/10/10 - 00:18

Mmmm SEX!!!!

Ænima · 30/10/10 - 00:21

Sensual Lettuce wrote: »

Me too! It's all I ever talk about! And what I think about too, other then eating Typical man

I want gay sex badly :eek:

Meh, women are just as bad, most are just too polite to mention it

In truth it was that girl on girl thing above I approved of most.

Yes, I feel the collective rolleyes, but I don't care, let me enjoy the moment...

Sensual Lettuce · 30/10/10 - 00:25

I don't give a ****, I'm just too honest for my own good

:cool:

So let's talk about sex then!!! How do we all like it?

Bethaneeny · 30/10/10 - 00:27

I have a confession

Hey there!

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