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Classic SCD Quotes

Lola192000Lola192000 Posts: 3,577
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in Strictly Come Dancing #1
Not sure if there is a thread like this already...but thought it would be fun to have a thread with classic/memorable strictly quotes :D

I'll start with one of my favourites from Gavin & Katya on ITT in a segment about their air con wars...

Katya: I can't even wear tiny little dresses because it's so cold.
Gavin: Well, how much more do you want to show then?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 835
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    #2
    Nancy and Anton after paso"She is the Cape!"
    Bruno about Nancy the zombie of bond street"Designer Gear!Designer Gear!"
    Bruno after Aleshas cha-cha"It's Diva Time!"
    Bruno"The hills are alive with the sound of bullshit"
    Nancy"I'm gonna invite the Italien Ambassador"
    Arlene about Rachels showdance “If Eyes Could Flashdance”
    Bruno about cola charleston YOU RODE HER AROUND THE FLOOR, DRIVING HER INTO A STATE OF ECSTASY!
    Craig about Audley “HANDS HANDS ! SPATULSITIC! BIG OLD BANANAS AT THE BACK!”
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    #3
    Jelly Wallace deserves a mention.

    And I don't remember half of those, Jupiter... care to elaborate? ;)
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    DeltaBluesDeltaBlues Posts: 4,256
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    #4
    Ola: "Don't say my weight on television!"

    Kara: "We didn't go down anyway [much laughter]...every week I say something wrong."
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    #5
    Oh, and it's not strictly Strictly, but 'ZERO?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ZERO!?!' whilst Claudia almost choked to death laughing also deserves a mention.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 139
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    #6
    Vincent, I think when he was partnered with Natalie Cassidy "I'm shaking like a leaflet"

    Karen Hardy "GET YOUR BRAIN IN GEAR!!!"
    Gary Rhodes "IT IS IN GEAR!!!"

    Katya on ITT "When I met Richard Gere he looked at me really closely..."
    Claudia "Was he short sighted?"
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    SCD-ObserverSCD-Observer Posts: 18,560
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    #7
    Arlene: I just want raw sex.
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    soulmate61soulmate61 Posts: 6,176
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    Ian: "On saturday Jodie will show her breast...."
    Jodie (frantically to Ian sotto voce): "My best, my best."
    Claudia (without turning a hair): "If I can't show my best I'll show my breast. I've done it lots of times."
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    #9
    How about Alesha's unconscious foray into innuendo - ‘Your legs are so far apart and that’s not very feminine.'
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    Pet MonkeyPet Monkey Posts: 11,923
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    CravenHaven wrote: »
    How about Alesha's unconscious foray into innuendo - ‘Your legs are so far apart and that’s not very feminine.'

    Unconscious? I thought she knew very well what she was saying :confused:
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    soulmate61soulmate61 Posts: 6,176
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    #11
    Darren (in a sunny voice thinking of choreography): "Can you do the splits?"

    Laetitia (smiling): "Can I" (pausing for effect) "do the splits?"
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    Lola192000Lola192000 Posts: 3,577
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    Kara: "We didn't go down anyway [much laughter]...every week I say something wrong."

    I remember this one. Poor Kara :D

    This one was from a poster after Craig Kelly's rehearsal clip, something like: "His brother was better than him in that 3 second clip...with a baby in his hands."

    :D
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    Pet Monkey wrote: »
    Unconscious? I thought she knew very well what she was saying :confused:
    I had the idea that she only realised it had another meaning as she said it ;)
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    Alli-FAlli-F Posts: 32,519
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    Usually, something by Gavin. ;)

    "I hate the jive, I HATE THE JIVE. Katya, I........hate..........the.......jive" :D

    Or

    Gavin:Is it hot in here? is the air conditioning working?

    Katya: it's me, I'm hot!

    Gavin: nah, it's definitely the air conditioning.

    :D
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    sparklysheilasparklysheila Posts: 94
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    Was it Gavin when Craig said he'd seen more personality in a plank of wood? :D
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    soulmate61soulmate61 Posts: 6,176
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    #16
    Len (after a rumba): "I have seen more romance in a mortuary."

    Len(?): "you have the sex appeal of a vaccuum cleaner."
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    Lola192000Lola192000 Posts: 3,577
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    Alli-F wrote: »
    Usually, something by Gavin. ;)
    There were so many gems :D

    Katya: That's the first time you've flirted with me. It was weird.
    Gavin: Alright. Get over yourself!
    Katya: He made a joke!

    After Katya flopped on the piano challenge:
    Gavin: You're nothing without me :D
    sparklysheila wrote: »
    Was it Gavin when Craig said he'd seen more personality in a plank of wood? :D
    I think so :D
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    #18
    "I can't believe I had to endure THAT"
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    katie_pkatie_p Posts: 10,857
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    #19
    Arlene: Anton, you're like one of those people who never wins on premium bonds!
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    Awwww, I do miss Katya.
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    #21
    Julian to Craig after their Paso Doble: "You wouldn't know a Paso Doble if it sat on you" Or something like that :D
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    #22
    Len Goodman, criticising somebody's posture: "Here I am, my bum's coming along in a minute"
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    katie_pkatie_p Posts: 10,857
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    #23
    From the tour:

    Julian: I've just performed a world class Samba!
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