housemate awards
River_Tam
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Edward has been giving awards for each housemate:
Day 21: The Jedward Awards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw9YelpBdpI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
except Darryn
which award would you give each housemate?
Day 21: The Jedward Awards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw9YelpBdpI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
except Darryn
which award would you give each housemate?
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Amy- fake award
Lucien- Worst actor
Darryn- Award for abuse to dressing gowns
Paddy- Nobody can understand me award
Jedward- Most commited award
Kerry- Only has one cardigan award
Amy - what is she for? award
Bobby - I'm not sure what I'm doing here award
Darryn - crimes against pink award
Paddy - it's great craic but they're all cracked award.
Kerry - the keeping it "real" award
Lucien - oscar
Sally - I don't want to live in my husbands shadow award
Tara - most paranoid award
Pamela - I only speak in cliches award
Pamela- Name dropping award
Tara - You asked me a question award.
Sally- Trying to hard award
Amy - The Katie Price award for being famous for no discernable reason and possibly composed of more than 50% plastic parts
Bobby - The JK Rowling Prize for having effectively deployed a fully functioning invisibility cloak from about day 3 onwards
Darryn - The Fanny Craddock Memorial Pinny for maintaining the kitchen in lockdown throughout
Kerry - The Zen Trophy for emotional restraint and decorum
Lucien - Consolation prize of a gross of JLS condoms
Tara - Special commendation for having inexplicably squeaked through the pre-show psychiatric evaluation
Amy - The Leona Lewis Award For Outstanding Personality
Bobby - The Google Non-Entity Award
Darryn - The KFC Family Bucket Fat Pack Award
Paddy - The Rosetta Stone Language Award
Kerry - The Farm Foods Parenting Award (Iceland refused to sponsor this one)
Lucien - The Jeremy Kyle Good Relationships Guide Award
Tara - The Paranoid Android Award
Sally - The Pikey Fellowship Award
Pamela - The Box Of Frogs Zipped in a Squirrel Award
Bobby, The Where's Wally? award.
Tara, The Hicthhiker's Guide award, for playing Marvin so well.
Kerry, The Sunset Boulevard award, for trying to recapture past glory.
Amy The I Just got Tangoed award.
Darryn, The Godfather award, for thinking he's all that.
Bobby - Hottest Invisible Housemate Award
Jedward - Most Entertaining & Endearing Housemates Award
Kerry - Worst Hat Award
Amy - Biggest Bore Award
Lucien - Worst Actor By A Country Mile Award
Paddy - No One Can Understand What You're Saying Award
Darryn - Worst Dressing Gown Award.
Bobby - The Out-take award - for giving overtime to the editting lackies, cutting him out of all footage.
Darryn - The best dressed Troll award Pappy Pink Hair
Jedward - The Hyperactive award - for making me tired just watching them.
Kerry - The Deserve It award, make your own mind up what she deserves.
Lucien - The Bad Acting award - for only really fancying himself.
Paddy - The Contradiction award - for a traveller that lives in a bungalow?
haha ... let's not forget 'glamping' lmao
Paddy - The Brad Pitt 'Snatch' Award sponsored by Guy Ritchie
Amy - Miss Essex Award sponsored by Essex County Council
I suggest you ask Google about 'glamping'.
haha the only person he's really fancied in that house
Kerry - World's smallest violin award for being the third point in a pointless love triangle
Lucien - Best supporting actor Razzie
Darryn - Abs of steel award (well what are they made of?)
Paddy - Kenny McCormick Eh You Wot award
Tara - Elite staring contest trophy
OMG I can't stop laughing at myself! I'd never heard of the word before. I really did think it was an Amy-ism ... thanks for that
Must be more suggestions for this...
Jedward - Most Entertaining
Darryn - Biggest Bully