What is your idea of hell?

[Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,246
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My idea would be having a computer with no internet access:o:D
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 477
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    My idea would be having a computer with no internet access:o:D

    Really?

    That's nothing I "suffer" with dry, damaged hair or something. Now that's hell.

    :rollyeyes:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 85
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    Being blind, deaf and fully paralysed.
  • LeeahLeeah Posts: 20,239
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    Primark on a Saturday.
  • KittyKreamKittyKream Posts: 4,329
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    Other people.
  • ElanorElanor Posts: 13,326
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    Hell to me would be 24/7 enforced waking imprisonment in Meadowhall in mid December, with a brass band playing just over there, and a school choir singing just over there, and the heating on full blast, and lots of idiot people pushing their pushchairs into my shins and a group of teenage girls squealing nearby.
  • rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    Bland, endless surburbs and 'estates' of new build houses. Like most of Hertfordshire, and what you see in the Inbetweeners. If i couldn't live in a city I would go all out and live in a little village. I have to work in these places sometimes and it depresses me
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    Elanor wrote: »
    Hell to me would be 24/7 enforced waking imprisonment in Meadowhall in mid December, with a brass band playing just over there, and a school choir singing just over there, and the heating on full blast, and lots of idiot people pushing their pushchairs into my shins and a group of teenage girls squealing nearby.

    Oh lord this. Or the Shite Rose Shopping centre in Leeds.
  • KittyKreamKittyKream Posts: 4,329
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    The Conservative Party.
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    The Conservative Party.

    O I dunno, I reckon you'd be a hit at some of their more...interesting...parties :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Being forced to listen again and again to Katie Price and Peter Andre's album, or anything by Justine Boober.
  • TelevisionUserTelevisionUser Posts: 41,395
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    What is your idea of hell?

    ITV2 on an eternal loop. :o:cry:
  • kitty86kitty86 Posts: 7,034
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    Living with Jedward. My eyes! My ears! My mind!
  • HarrisonMarksHarrisonMarks Posts: 4,360
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    I would imagine being on a jampacked rush hour tube train which was stuck in a tunnel and being unsure whether you were going to vomit, defacate or urinate, or all three, while your ipod was somehow stuck on a continuous loop of 'Sweet Child of Mine' and you couldn't move to switch it off or take out your earphones, meanwhile someone is eating a kebab and someone else is peeling oranges.
    Or queueing at a supermarket.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Being left in charge of a bunch of screaming kids all day.
  • Flat MattFlat Matt Posts: 7,023
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    My job at the moment.
  • 1fab1fab Posts: 20,052
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    Eternal life, condemned to do the same things for ever.
  • moonlilymoonlily Posts: 7,874
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    KittyKream wrote: »
    Other people.
    Yep- I was going to say lots of people.
  • lordOfTimelordOfTime Posts: 22,266
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    Litereally speaking, my idea of Hell is eternal separation from God. I have no idea what Hell, the place is like and have no desire to find out.

    Metaphorical hell. No internet. Sounds shallow but I'm a web designer. Internet is kinda crucial. ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    1fab wrote: »
    Eternal life, condemned to do the same things for ever.

    You could always change faiths.

    Become a Muslim and get 72 virgins. Knowing my luck they'd all look like Susan Boyle though.

    Or become a Hindu and come back as something or someone else. Knowing my luck I'd come back as some small creature on the plains of Africa and become a lion's dinner. Or probably even a dung beetle :(
  • Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    M.Keynes
  • KittyKreamKittyKream Posts: 4,329
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    O I dunno, I reckon you'd be a hit at some of their more...interesting...parties :D

    Im staying here where it's safe

    No parties for me :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    What is your idea of hell?

    ITV2 on an eternal loop. :o:cry:

    The same could be said with BBC3 (is it really nessecary to have the same programme that was on twice two nights before on again two days later), ITV at weekends (I mean, constant Agatha Christie dramas/James Bond) and ITV3/4.

    I've often said I could do a far better job than weekend schedule planners for ITV/BBC.
  • ROWLING2010ROWLING2010 Posts: 3,909
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    Having to post comments on DS....


    Oh...

    NVM

    :p
  • kippehkippeh Posts: 6,655
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    Being trapped in one of motsy's videos.
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