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Why does Lewis penis length make news headlines?
Gusto Brunt
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So he has a deformity. No need to tell the world about it.
Women aren't built for horses like him. I feel sorry for the guy.
But his excessive penis length IS NOT news.
Women aren't built for horses like him. I feel sorry for the guy.
But his excessive penis length IS NOT news.
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the world of X rated Films awaits me thinks.
Even they need a modicum of acting talent. Draught excluder, maybe?
Probably. Or the X-rated Circus
Or I guess he could play Long Dong Silver.
What's brought this up again?
Marnie posted a pic of his 'dong' on SnapChat - it's also on the Digital Spy main page. :eek:
http://www.digitalspy.com/
http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/celebrity-big-brother/news/a811714/geordie-shores-marnie-simpson-shares-video-of-lewis-bloors-pendulum-penis-on-snapchat/
They must be made for each other............. didn't Marnie say that she had the prettiest vagina in ..........,.......?
Which knob is more intelligent? That is the question.
I don't know, but the knob that he keeps in his pants is definitely more charismatic :cool:
you have to keep your erection in that game, Lewis would go floppy as he told the actress he was shagging another one of his tedious anecdotes about how ****ing great he is :cool:
Lazy tabloid "journalism"
whoever wrote the article probably left university with dreams of being an investegative (**** knows how you spell that)
Less cheesy too.
Sorry
Boom! Haha!