Christmas with Jodie Marsh

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• QueenMaude Posts: 536

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  22/12/12 - 11:07 #2

  She looks amazing and puts a lot of work into her body. I am not too fond of her big fake boobies but her body is incredible.

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• Tweacle Tart II Posts: 5,079

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  22/12/12 - 11:10 #3

  Blondie X wrote: »

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2251924/Jodie-Marsh-does-demure-trouser-suit-ditching-modesty-revealing-pink-bikini.html
  
  Sadly, Jodie can't be with us at Christmas as she's relaxing in sunnier climes. Luckily for us though, she's got over her hatred of publicity and shared her fabulousness with us all so we can be well jell.

  
  No doubt she's having the best time evah away from all the VJB's and gun toting hatahs.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 26,449

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  22/12/12 - 11:12 #4

  She looks like an over stuffed turkey, how very festive.

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• warszawa Posts: 4,437

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  22/12/12 - 11:15 #5

  There's nothing demure about that desperado.

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• Blondie X Posts: 28,662

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  22/12/12 - 11:17 #6

  Tweacle Tart II wrote: »

  No doubt she's having the best time evah away from all the VJB's and gun toting hatahs.

  
  Don't forget the self hating lezzas

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• Tweacle Tart II Posts: 5,079

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  22/12/12 - 11:23 #7

  Blondie X wrote: »

  Don't forget the self hating lezzas

  
  And Barrymore, Burns, Galloway and Heat magazine

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• artlesschaos Posts: 11,345

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  22/12/12 - 11:32 #8

  and the thieving kids, the lying girlfriends and Frank Lampard.
  
  So unusual to see Jodie, she is such a shy, demure lady.
  
  
  Seriously, considering her abject hatred of Kp, she has turned her self into the pound shop version, hasn't she? Only difference is that Marshmonster looks like she has let Harvey doodle all over her.

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• Blondie X Posts: 28,662

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  22/12/12 - 11:34 #9

  Tweacle Tart II wrote: »

  And Barrymore, Burns, Galloway and Heat magazine

  
  And Kirk Norcross who didn't respect that she ain't that type of girl
  

  artlesschaos wrote: »

  and the thieving kids, the lying girlfriends and Frank Lampard.
  
  So unusual to see Jodie, she is such a shy, demure lady.
  
  
  Seriously, considering her abject hatred of Kp, she has turned her self into the pound shop version, hasn't she? Only difference is that Marshmonster looks like she has let Harvey doodle all over her.

  
  To be fair, it's quite a feat, managing to look cheaper than the Pwicey

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• artlesschaos Posts: 11,345

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  22/12/12 - 11:46 #10

  Blondie X wrote: »

  And Kirk Norcross who didn't respect that she ain't that type of girl
  
  
  
  To be fair, it's quite a feat, managing to look cheaper than the Pwicey

  
  She is always telling us she is a genius. It's a shame that is not really working out for her.

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• greengran Posts: 4,129

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  22/12/12 - 11:57 #11

  But she's so ugly!!!

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• Grouty Posts: 34,028

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  22/12/12 - 12:16 #12

  I would

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• Blondie X Posts: 28,662

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  22/12/12 - 14:03 #13

  Grouty wrote: »

  I would

  
  But you'd feel so grubby afterwards

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• Goaty Posts: 7,776

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  22/12/12 - 14:12 #14

  Oh dear, sorry but she does looks ugly wonder what she would looks like in 10 years...?

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• Blondie X Posts: 28,662

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  22/12/12 - 14:23 #15

  Goaty wrote: »

  Oh dear, sorry but she does looks ugly wonder what she would looks like in 10 years...?

  
  Take your pick from these (open with caution)
  
  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jYbL9FlYkig/S_MEypNGUqI/AAAAAAAAAnI/_jagdQtyYLo/s1600/tattoo1.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpfh8Ntj1r0sr2yo1_400.jpg
  
  http://chelleshockk.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/old-lady-award-tattoo-winner.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpmgfXir1r0sr2yo1_500.gif

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• Starry Eyed Posts: 1,569

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  22/12/12 - 15:16 #16

  My God, those tattoos. Why oh why would even one person think that looks attractive?

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• Tweacle Tart II Posts: 5,079

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  22/12/12 - 15:27 #17

  Blondie X wrote: »

  Take your pick from these (open with caution)
  
  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jYbL9FlYkig/S_MEypNGUqI/AAAAAAAAAnI/_jagdQtyYLo/s1600/tattoo1.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpfh8Ntj1r0sr2yo1_400.jpg
  
  http://chelleshockk.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/old-lady-award-tattoo-winner.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpmgfXir1r0sr2yo1_500.gif

  
  :D:D

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• skp20040 Posts: 66,874

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  22/12/12 - 15:29 #18

  She does seem happier these days which is good, but I wonder how much she will regret all these tattoos when she is older.

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• asp746 Posts: 7,286

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  22/12/12 - 15:58 #19

  i like jodie, yeah i'm not a fan of the boobs or the tats but essentially she's a nice person and wouldnt do you a bad turn and anyone who's an animal lover is ok by me.

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• The Prumeister Posts: 22,398

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  22/12/12 - 16:17 #20

  I follow her on Twitter:o and she espouses 'healthy living' whilst flogging her protein powders. I actually think her regime is monstrously unhealthy especially for someone like her who used to be a heavy drinker and smoker - she's a heart attack waiting to happen. Her bodybuilding and detoxes must put a huge strain on her internal organs.
  
  & her tits look HILARIOUS. What a state.

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• whatever54 Posts: 6,456

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  22/12/12 - 16:23 #21

  Blondie X wrote: »

  Take your pick from these (open with caution)
  
  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jYbL9FlYkig/S_MEypNGUqI/AAAAAAAAAnI/_jagdQtyYLo/s1600/tattoo1.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpfh8Ntj1r0sr2yo1_400.jpg
  
  http://chelleshockk.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/old-lady-award-tattoo-winner.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpmgfXir1r0sr2yo1_500.gif

  
  hahaha lovely:D

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• QueenMaude Posts: 536

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  23/12/12 - 08:50 #22

  The Prumeister wrote: »

  I follow her on Twitter:o and she espouses 'healthy living' whilst flogging her protein powders. I actually think her regime is monstrously unhealthy especially for someone like her who used to be a heavy drinker and smoker - she's a heart attack waiting to happen. Her bodybuilding and detoxes must put a huge strain on her internal organs.
  
  & her tits look HILARIOUS. What a state.

  Most body builders have very unhealthy diets how do you think they would achieve be able to achieve a ridiculously low body fat % otherwise? The difference is Jodie is vegetarian so can't have the staple of a bbs diet which is chicken so most likely has protein shakes instead as her main protein source.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 256

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  23/12/12 - 09:49 #23

  She looks way older than 33!

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• Grouty Posts: 34,028

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  23/12/12 - 10:55 #24

  Blondie X wrote: »

  But you'd feel so grubby afterwards

  
  Be fine by me
  

  Blondie X wrote: »

  Take your pick from these (open with caution)
  
  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jYbL9FlYkig/S_MEypNGUqI/AAAAAAAAAnI/_jagdQtyYLo/s1600/tattoo1.jpg
  

  
  Shes got some lunch on her :eek:

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 65

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  23/12/12 - 11:10 #25

  Yuck.

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• Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134

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  23/12/12 - 11:16 #26

  Blondie X wrote: »

  Take your pick from these (open with caution)
  
  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jYbL9FlYkig/S_MEypNGUqI/AAAAAAAAAnI/_jagdQtyYLo/s1600/tattoo1.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpfh8Ntj1r0sr2yo1_400.jpg
  
  http://chelleshockk.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/old-lady-award-tattoo-winner.jpg
  
  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpmgfXir1r0sr2yo1_500.gif

  
  The middle two pics are a woman who lives near me. She's been in the Guinness Book of Records as the World's Most Tattooed woman IIRC. I sometimes see her in Tesco's - not topless thank heavens - but a bit anyway.

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