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8 pm Channel 4 Kirsties Fill your house for free

HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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Should be called Fill your house with tat.

Get ready to see the voluptuous Kirstie draped in expensive jewellery and the obligatory shirtwaister dress that only she wears. She will tip toe around scrounging bits of old tat that people don't want and she'll distress it even more or coat it in pure gold leaf and the jobs a good un.:D

Homeowners will then pretend that they LOVE it .
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    AneechikAneechik Posts: 20,208
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    Without Kirstie there'd be no junk shop industry in the Costwolds.
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    ntscuserntscuser Posts: 8,248
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    "Fill your house with crap for slightly more than you can buy it at Argos" more like! :D
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    Dirty RoosterDirty Rooster Posts: 1,330
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    Was it the Fast Show or that other one that had the shop full of overpriced tat?

    Never mind all the paint and stuff costs the earth : it's all "free"!

    Bollocks.
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    anyonefortennisanyonefortennis Posts: 111,858
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    This is just like that Superscrimpers show.
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    toofasttoofast Posts: 2,240
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    Nothing more patronising than a person of a wealthly privileged persuasion telling us ordinary folk how to dig around in a skip and transform a bit of tat into another bit of tat.
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    anyonefortennisanyonefortennis Posts: 111,858
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    It would be cheaper to go to Ikea than pay for delivery of a wardrobe they bought off Gumtree in Edinburgh.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    Yes..... well.
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    anyonefortennisanyonefortennis Posts: 111,858
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    That brown was a horrible sickly colour on those walls.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    Was it the Fast Show or that other one that had the shop full of overpriced tat?

    Never mind all the paint and stuff costs the earth : it's all "free"!

    Bollocks.

    It was the Fast Show and the shop was called 'I Saw You Coming'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUnvgKhWZdI&feature=kp
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    Chloe_BeadsChloe_Beads Posts: 197
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    Bbq light free yeah.... grinder 50 quid frill 50 quid bike lights 5 quid .. spray paint 10 quid light is 115 quid... argos ikea equivelent mmm 40quid? Mmmmm
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    newda898newda898 Posts: 5,466
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    three bike lights inside?

    For those dark evenings when you walk in the door, remove item from wall. Turn on the 3 lights one by one. Find one of them has a low battery so go upstairs to root around for spare batteries. Find new batteries, walk back downstairs, put into bike light. Replace on wall. Easy.
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    anyonefortennisanyonefortennis Posts: 111,858
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    At least this room looks a lot nicer than the last place.
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    anyonefortennisanyonefortennis Posts: 111,858
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    OMG that cupboard door. :o
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    ShrikeShrike Posts: 16,609
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    It was the Fast Show and the shop was called 'I Saw You Coming'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUnvgKhWZdI&feature=kp

    Hate to be pedantic, but it was "Harry and Paul" - very funny though.
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    Recorded it and now watching it. Is she pregnant again .... Her coat buttons are straining over her belly.
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    I was right about her shirtwaisters :D:D
    Where the heck does she even get them?

    I must be getting old because I found the stuff boring. We did stuff like this years and years ago. I remember my Dad screwing little jars for nails and screws to the shelves in his shed just like she did in the sewing room.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    Shrike wrote: »
    Hate to be pedantic, but it was "Harry and Paul" - very funny though.

    I stand corrected. It was indeed Harry and Paul.
    Thank you. You Saw Me Coming! :-)
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    They ought to combine the premise of this show with 'Hoarders'. :D The hoarder gets rid of their shite and the people on this one give it a lick of paint and voila... erm.. painted shite?
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    chloebchloeb Posts: 6,501
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    Wasn't free though was it? £600+ is not free in my book...just being pedantic : )
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    PorcupinePorcupine Posts: 25,250
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    I really liked the coffee table (I only saw about 10 mins of the show) in the reveal to the young couple. But did I hear her say that wasn't free ?
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    ntscuserntscuser Posts: 8,248
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    chloeb wrote: »
    Wasn't free though was it? £600+ is not free in my book...just being pedantic : )

    What made me laugh was the valuer who claimed that crap would cost £8,000 to nuy in the shops.

    I suggest she shop around a bit more :D
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    StrakerStraker Posts: 79,661
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    Hotgossip wrote: »
    Recorded it and now watching it. Is she pregnant again .... Her coat buttons are straining over her belly.

    Seems obligatory for C4`s female property presenters that they be knocked up whenever on-screen. Mystery to me why anyone pays this bint any attention - She redefines "annoying".
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    niceguy1966niceguy1966 Posts: 29,560
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    It was the Fast Show and the shop was called 'I Saw You Coming'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUnvgKhWZdI&feature=kp

    Not bad, but i think the Armstrong and Miller "Farmers market" song is even funnier.
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    It was the Fast Show and the shop was called 'I Saw You Coming'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUnvgKhWZdI&feature=kp

    Thanks for that. It is just like round here ..... A posh tourist area. :D:D. We don't have any useful shops now, it's all accessory/gift shops, antique shops and art galleries. They're nearly wetting themselves to hand over a hundred quid for some hideous flowery object or a wooden decoy duck to stand in the window of their second home. The accents are spot on in that clip!!
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    BellaRosaBellaRosa Posts: 36,553
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    It was the Fast Show and the shop was called 'I Saw You Coming'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUnvgKhWZdI&feature=kp

    :D:D:D:D:D:D




    I cannot believe this show got a 2nd series :o
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