Sam Worthington, star of Avatar and Clash of the Titans (the remake).
"Dead behind the eyes" describes him perfectly. He not only lacks screen presence, his sheer blankness is almost disturbing. I find his success utterly mystifying.
They don't need actors now, just people to jump up and down in front of a green screen :rolleyes: Anybody would do.
My vote goes to Simon Cowell, George Clooney, and Tom Cruise. Not sure if anybody mentioned David Walliams
Angelina Jolie. I just find her creepy, what with snogging her brother and wearing a vial of blood.
Amanda Holden. Simply because she was a bastard to Les Dennis, who is a pretty decent bloke.
Tom Jones, because he shags around and doesn't give a toss. His wife is also not that bothered either, which is strange. Also, that he was a gang member and general thug when young, before he made it big.
Lady Gaga. I just don't get her and anything but a lady.
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. You can always tell when they are lying because their lips are moving.
Cherie Blair. The work of the devil personified.
Michael Jackson. Well, say no more.
Cheryl Tweedy. Simply because she is a talentless wannabe and has just shagged her way to the top. Also, has the potential to be violent.
John McCririck. Just a weirdo misogynist.
Prince. The music singer. A shortarse who overrates his music, which is mostly crap. Purple fecking rain indeed.
Gordon Ramsey. Just overrated and swears too much.
Chis Tarrant. Much like GR but doesn't swear so much.
Uri Geller. Simply because he had a hard on for Michael Jackson and claims he can do all sorts of shit, but we all know it's bullshit.
Lembit Opik. I want to know what he did in order to shag one or both of the Cheeky girls. Must have be a Flunitrazepam job, as he's far too ugly.
John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson. Just screwed up with their religious beliefs.
Bernie Ecclestone. Must be the creepiest rich person.
Katie Price. Well, she's just a major slag.
Leslie Grantham. A murderer who has still made the big time in spite of killing somebody.
I find it a bit creepy that we never, ever see Leigh Francis (Keith Lemon) out of character - he can be as rude and pervy as he likes, but get away with it because he's "just being Keith".
On the other hand, it probably lets him keep his personal life very private and "normal", so good luck to him in that respect.
It's not that about him. It's the fact that his tentacles are everywhere. He virtually runs Britain and large swathes of the USA.
Then we have to endure desperately faked stories about his 'manwhoring' planted at great cost and time by his handsomely-paid PR staff and it's like nails down a farking blackboard. Not least of which if you weren't suspicious of his motives before you'd be bonkers not to be after an entire BOOK about his beards has come out.
WHY? Why do we need to know? Who cares?
He is creepy, shallow, in denial and a homophobe to boot imo. Hateful creature - imo. And the icing on the cake? He doesn't look after the acts he takes onboard on BGT or X Factor. The 'after care' Simon Cowell provides is well-known to be non-existent. He is a vapid, jumped-up, self-important little commissar who for some reason, like Cheryl Cole, has been foisted on the nation to the point where he is the first thing everyone thinks of when 'Britain' is spoken of.
It's not that about him. It's the fact that his tentacles are everywhere. He virtually runs Britain and large swathes of the USA.
Then we have to endure desperately faked stories about his 'manwhoring' planted at great cost and time by his handsomely-paid PR staff and it's like nails down a farking blackboard. Not least of which if you weren't suspicious of his motives before you'd be bonkers not to be after an entire BOOK about his beards has come out.
WHY? Why do we need to know? Who cares?
He is creepy, shallow, in denial and a homophobe to boot imo. Hateful creature - imo. And the icing on the cake? He doesn't look after the acts he takes onboard on BGT or X Factor. The 'after care' Simon Cowell provides is well-known to be non-existent. He is a vapid, jumped-up, self-important little commissar who for some reason, like Cheryl Cole, has been foisted on the nation to the point where he is the first thing everyone thinks of when 'Britain' is spoken of.
Did I mention I didn't like Simon Cowell?
I think I love you :D. The most articulate post that explains just how I feel about Simon Cowell, odious man. Thank you.
Angel in Jolie creeps me out too, she's just plain weird and there's just something of the vampire/undead/maybe half-dead addict about her. :eek:
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Ooh, that's a good one!
Not Ed Milliband?
Definitely !!
I think I must be the only person on here not freaked by David Walliams.
James Corden is creepy, but then I think that because his face reminds me of old time silent movie star Fatty Arbuckle, who freaks me out.
Matthew Kelly
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a10520/kelly-to-sue-police-after-arrest.html
i said him awhile back on the earlier pages on this thread lol
Remember his appearance on the Frank Skinner show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Vxi1qo9yA&feature=watch_response
Cody Rhodes (wrestler here )
ooo I totally agree especially when he had his hair short. Just beyond creepy
They don't need actors now, just people to jump up and down in front of a green screen :rolleyes: Anybody would do.
My vote goes to Simon Cowell, George Clooney, and Tom Cruise. Not sure if anybody mentioned David Walliams
Louie Spence
David Walliams (of course)
Matthew Kelly
Gregg Wallace
Leslie Grantham
Everyone on Mock the Week except Dara.
The kids on Outnumbered.
Amanda Holden. Simply because she was a bastard to Les Dennis, who is a pretty decent bloke.
Tom Jones, because he shags around and doesn't give a toss. His wife is also not that bothered either, which is strange. Also, that he was a gang member and general thug when young, before he made it big.
Lady Gaga. I just don't get her and anything but a lady.
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. You can always tell when they are lying because their lips are moving.
Cherie Blair. The work of the devil personified.
Michael Jackson. Well, say no more.
Cheryl Tweedy. Simply because she is a talentless wannabe and has just shagged her way to the top. Also, has the potential to be violent.
John McCririck. Just a weirdo misogynist.
Prince. The music singer. A shortarse who overrates his music, which is mostly crap. Purple fecking rain indeed.
Gordon Ramsey. Just overrated and swears too much.
Chis Tarrant. Much like GR but doesn't swear so much.
Uri Geller. Simply because he had a hard on for Michael Jackson and claims he can do all sorts of shit, but we all know it's bullshit.
Lembit Opik. I want to know what he did in order to shag one or both of the Cheeky girls. Must have be a Flunitrazepam job, as he's far too ugly.
John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson. Just screwed up with their religious beliefs.
Bernie Ecclestone. Must be the creepiest rich person.
Katie Price. Well, she's just a major slag.
Leslie Grantham. A murderer who has still made the big time in spite of killing somebody.
Alan Titchmarsh
Jedward
Barry Humphries
Angelina Jolie
Uri Geller
Most politicans
On the other hand, it probably lets him keep his personal life very private and "normal", so good luck to him in that respect.
Yes! He looks so odd as well with all that make-up on his face.
*Applauds wildly*
I think I love you :D. The most articulate post that explains just how I feel about Simon Cowell, odious man. Thank you.
Angel in Jolie creeps me out too, she's just plain weird and there's just something of the vampire/undead/maybe half-dead addict about her. :eek:
I agree with all the rest of your list, but Prince???
:eek: