Anaconda by Ninny Mangy, and whoever is shouting along with her.
Giggle, flutter the bats stuck to eyelids and make appointment to have biiig bum implants from proceeds of 'song'.
Apparently you ain't got a sense of humour if you don't find this really funny. (So several folks have told me) :o:o
There have been so many truly awful songs released in the last year or so, I dare not start a list
Don’t Stop Me Now – Queen
Piano Man – Billy Joel
Anything by One Direction
I Will Always Love You, even though I like Dolly and Whitney
Brown Eyed Girl – Van Morrison
I’m Yours – Jason Mraz
All Of Me – John Legend
Cheryl what's her face - Crazy Stupid Love
Robbie Williams - pretty much his entire back catalogue
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling, Time Of My Life (Dirty Bit)
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
You raise me up by Westlife. The song itself is terrible but more then anything I hate how their version is held by most people as the definitive version of the song when it is as bland and insipid as any of their other work.
Don’t Stop Me Now – Queen
Piano Man – Billy Joel
Anything by One Direction
I Will Always Love You, even though I like Dolly and Whitney
Brown Eyed Girl – Van Morrison
I’m Yours – Jason Mraz
All Of Me – John Legend
I do agree with "All of Me", it seems to be everywhere to the extent where that high pitched "all" might well drive me completely insane.
............overall though, even these few responses show how subjective music can be-some of the songs hated on this thread are some of my favourites.
Beyonce: Listen - shrill and overwrought
Whitney Houston: every ballad she ever did but I'm not too keen on the uptempo ones either
Beyonce: XO - a horrible plodding backing track and melody - actually makes me feel a bit queasy
Peter Bjorn and John: Young Folks (though I love other tracks of theirs, e.g. Second Chance)
Tom Jones & Cerys Matthews: Baby It's Cold Outside
Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman: Somethin' Stupid
And now for the 'standout' tracks by, imo, the 3 most overrated bands of our time. I just don't get what all the fuss is about.
Killers: Mr Brightside and pretty much all the others
Kings of Leon: Temple
Arctic Monkeys: Arabella
Toxic by Brittney Spears (can't stand that awful screeching music),
Summertime by anyone,
Super Trouper by Abba (In fact I don't like any song by them except for Waterloo),
Chanson D'Amour by Manhattan Transfer,
Cinderella Rockafella by Esther and Abi Ofarim.
surprised abba have had some nods.... ok a few tracks were dodgy but generally they produced class pop..
anyway..
CHRISTMAS SONGS .... im sick to death of ALL of them now... overplaying them has totally lost any feeling i had for them.,... and i did like them first time around (17 when slade/wizzard first charted).
There's a song that is always played in a particular well-known clothing store (rhymes with 'boo hook') & it has an American man whining 'I remember every sunset/I remember every word you said/And I'll be there in a heartbeat, heartbeat.'
It's ******* terrible. Cannot stand it!
Tears by Ken Dodd,
They're Coming To Take Me Away by Napoleon XIV,
Loving You by Minnie Ripperton,
Viva Espania by Sylvia,
Summer Nights by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John,
O.K. Fred by Errol Dunkley,
The Wedding by Julie Rodgers.
Whiskey in the Bastard Jar
Can't Get Enough of Your Bastard Love
Sex on Bastard Fire
Wishing Bastard Well
Summer of Bastard 69
Sweet Home Bastard Alabama
Local Bastard in the Photograph
You Shook Me All Bastard Night Long
Chasing Bastard Cars
I Would Bastard Walk Five Bastard Hundred Bastard Miles
What's That Bastard Coming Over the Bastard Hill, I Hope It's a Bastard Monster...a Bastard Monster that will kill me and save me from this bastarding bollocks
Whiskey in the Bastard Jar
Can't Get Enough of Your Bastard Love
Sex on Bastard Fire
Wishing Bastard Well
Summer of Bastard 69
Sweet Home Bastard Alabama
Local Bastard in the Photograph
You Shook Me All Bastard Night Long
Chasing Bastard Cars
I Would Bastard Walk Five Bastard Hundred Bastard Miles
What's That Bastard Coming Over the Bastard Hill, I Hope It's a Bastard Monster...a Bastard Monster that will kill me and save me from this bastarding bollocks
Comments
Is the Eliza Doolittle song the one with her saying "tweet tweet" etc at the end? What the hell is that about?!
Giggle, flutter the bats stuck to eyelids and make appointment to have biiig bum implants from proceeds of 'song'.
Apparently you ain't got a sense of humour if you don't find this really funny. (So several folks have told me)
There have been so many truly awful songs released in the last year or so, I dare not start a list
Alicia Keys - New York State of Mind
Dee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart
Loathe them all!
Piano Man – Billy Joel
Anything by One Direction
I Will Always Love You, even though I like Dolly and Whitney
Brown Eyed Girl – Van Morrison
I’m Yours – Jason Mraz
All Of Me – John Legend
I've hated this song ever since I was a kid, now I'm in my late 30's I still hate it. I also loathe most pop songs that are released these days.
Also anything at all by ABBA, even worse than the drivel that comes from X Factor.
Robbie Williams - pretty much his entire back catalogue
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling, Time Of My Life (Dirty Bit)
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Rock Star - Nickelback
We Built this City - Starship
O Superman - Laurie Andersen
That shite that Kid Rock did which was a mix of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves ( 2 terrible cover versions wrapped into one)
Is This Love - Whitesnake
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
I love rock music but IMHO the above listed are just vomit inducing ear filth
Even 'Feel'? I'm not a fan but I adore this song.
Absolutely horrendous and it depresses me that people think it's good in any way or form.
Runners up
Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply
Psy - Gangam Style
LeAnn Rimes - How do I Live
Katy Perry - Roar ( a song I thought was aimed at 3 year olds)
I do agree with "All of Me", it seems to be everywhere to the extent where that high pitched "all" might well drive me completely insane.
............overall though, even these few responses show how subjective music can be-some of the songs hated on this thread are some of my favourites.
Come on now that is a bit strong, my 7 year old loves that song.
Whitney Houston: every ballad she ever did but I'm not too keen on the uptempo ones either
Beyonce: XO - a horrible plodding backing track and melody - actually makes me feel a bit queasy
Peter Bjorn and John: Young Folks (though I love other tracks of theirs, e.g. Second Chance)
Tom Jones & Cerys Matthews: Baby It's Cold Outside
Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman: Somethin' Stupid
And now for the 'standout' tracks by, imo, the 3 most overrated bands of our time. I just don't get what all the fuss is about.
Killers: Mr Brightside and pretty much all the others
Kings of Leon: Temple
Arctic Monkeys: Arabella
Summertime by anyone,
Super Trouper by Abba (In fact I don't like any song by them except for Waterloo),
Chanson D'Amour by Manhattan Transfer,
Cinderella Rockafella by Esther and Abi Ofarim.
AArrrggghhhh!! That's the song :eek:
anyway..
CHRISTMAS SONGS .... im sick to death of ALL of them now... overplaying them has totally lost any feeling i had for them.,... and i did like them first time around (17 when slade/wizzard first charted).
It's ******* terrible. Cannot stand it!
They're Coming To Take Me Away by Napoleon XIV,
Loving You by Minnie Ripperton,
Viva Espania by Sylvia,
Summer Nights by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John,
O.K. Fred by Errol Dunkley,
The Wedding by Julie Rodgers.
Whiskey in the Bastard Jar
Can't Get Enough of Your Bastard Love
Sex on Bastard Fire
Wishing Bastard Well
Summer of Bastard 69
Sweet Home Bastard Alabama
Local Bastard in the Photograph
You Shook Me All Bastard Night Long
Chasing Bastard Cars
I Would Bastard Walk Five Bastard Hundred Bastard Miles
What's That Bastard Coming Over the Bastard Hill, I Hope It's a Bastard Monster...a Bastard Monster that will kill me and save me from this bastarding bollocks
That mucks up the scansion something rotten...