If the wife didn't ask where he got apples at midnight she must be a shameless two bit brass. I understand there's a few of those on the loose so hope she's not going to corrupt your Geraldine.
At first, I wasn't too bothered but last summer, I saw him up a ladder in my garden in the middle of the night and he was putting them into a Tesco carrier bag.
If the wife didn't ask where he got apples at midnight she must be a shameless two bit brass. I understand there's a few of those on the loose so hope she's not going to corrupt your Geraldine.
I think it's likely that his wife knows he does it. The way they look at me out of their window when I leave for work isn't very nice.
Sound advice. Sounds like it's time to bring out the big guns, Mo. Literally.
How did the decorating go, by the way? Did you manage to grout the wallpaper?
Thanks. No, I did a bit of reading up on it and grouting is only for tiles in the bathroom. I eventually finished the wallpapering and it doesn't look too bad.
I hope you get the situation sorted. This is the best thread I have ever read. Your neighbours steal your apples in the middle of the night and then bake a pie with your apples and give it to you and Geraldine (who I guess is your wife) who doesnt know about the apple thefts. To top it off when you leave for work your thieving neighbours give you evil looks from behind thier net curtains every morning. Its like a tale from "ever decreasing circles".
I hope you get the situation sorted. This is the best thread I have ever read. Your neighbours steal your apples in the middle of the night and then bake a pie with your apples and give it to you and Geraldine (who I guess is your wife) who doesnt know about the apple thefts. To top it off when you leave for work your thieving neighbours give you evil looks from behind thier net curtains every morning. Its like a tale from "ever decreasing circles".
Well, that's pretty much what has been happening. Another point is that I saw them both in the supermarket a while back and when they got to the bit where the fruit is, they walked straight past the apples without buying any. They bought oranges and bananas though so that kind of proves my point if I did have to go to court.
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nope but they can bite the butt of someone climbing down a ladder
She said it was ok but she doesn't know it was made with stolen apples.
No, it was the middle of the night. I didn't know if he was armed or not. I read about a Have A Go Hero recently who got stabbed by a burglar.
I think it's likely that his wife knows he does it. The way they look at me out of their window when I leave for work isn't very nice.
Or inject the apples with oestrogen so that he grows boobs. That'll teach him.
That just makes my blood boil, Mo. It’s well out of order! >:(
I bet they’re eating your apples when they look at you through the window as well.........probably get a kick out of it, the degenerate swine’s.
Thanks Bri. Appreciate it.
Of course! Why wouldnt I be
I saw it on River Cottage - Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall caught rabbits stealing his carrots in the same manner.
Sound advice. Sounds like it's time to bring out the big guns, Mo. Literally.
How did the decorating go, by the way? Did you manage to grout the wallpaper?
Now I know you're pulling my leg.
Thanks. No, I did a bit of reading up on it and grouting is only for tiles in the bathroom. I eventually finished the wallpapering and it doesn't look too bad.
Well, that's pretty much what has been happening. Another point is that I saw them both in the supermarket a while back and when they got to the bit where the fruit is, they walked straight past the apples without buying any. They bought oranges and bananas though so that kind of proves my point if I did have to go to court.
She's a bit highly strung to be honest so I don't want to worry her.
i love DS sometimes
Haha! Right enough!
I wonder if this is the same fictional neighbour who asked him to be his fictional best man?! Lets see where mo takes the story from there...!!
No, that's the neighbour on the other side at number 57.