Farts - hilarious and meaty, or disgusting and shameful?
ahrimaniac
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Ah a classy subject of conversation but me and the other half find farting hilarious. I know that technically you're inhaling shit fumes but the sheer range of sounds, pitch and volume can often bring us to tears of laughter. What type of person are you? Juvenile and find them hilarious, or po-faced and find them quite terrible. We are entirely hypocrit
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If you're 12, always funny ..
Sometimes, farting can be funny but only when its a accident while someone coughs or laughs etc,
Toilet humour for me is for little kids.
Make a feature of it. Pull the bedclothes up over your heads and let rip. It's known as a Dutch Oven or Dutch Bellows.
Not awkward at all!
Good man. I find them funny too!
Ahh, so that's why you chose that username .. you don't fart, you "Pump Iron"
Haha that cracked me up!
Sounding like a Toff here but the one thing I do not miss about my ex-wife is that she broke wind like an Elephant.
Find it a massive turn off and I always say you can hold it and save it for the appropriate room for which is the toilet.
It doesn't make me laugh if someone else drops there guts, the very thought of a guff smell makes me want to vomit!
It's called the whiff of stench, which results in vomiting at a 180 degrees!
Linda?
Linda?
Linda Evans Dynasty Bird?
Save it for the toilet and make sure the window is wide open and don't worry about the neighbours they would respect you more
Linda Blair.
I guess simple things amuse simple minded people.