Barbara: Put us down for 50p love, we don't want his mam thinking we're tight
Anthony: 50p a length?
Barbara: No 50p the lot
Jim: They was here last week with a red nose, 'would you sponser me for this ,would you sponser me for that' I'll sponser the bugger not to come her tapping me for money!
Cheryl: Have you got the Evening News tonight?
Denise: Ohhhh is it in babes?! Dad, have you got the Evening News? Cheryl's ad's in matchmaker matchmaker.
Jim: What, the lonely hearts? Ho ho ho, there you are Cheggo!
Barbara: Oooh!
Denise: What happened to that bloke you were writing to for ages Cheryl? What happened there?
Cheryl: Oh well I sent him a picture like he asked, and then I never heard anything.
Denise: Aww. Well, there wasn't much future in it really. Was he in for life?
Cheryl: Yeah. Here it is.
Jim: What does it say Barb?
Barbara: Hang on. Charismatic 30s female.
Jim: No read Cheryl's out!
Barbara: Ohhhh! Bubbly, cuddly, likes going out for meals or staying in for meals. Both vegetarian and meat eaters considered.
Denise: Ooh good thinking babes!
Barbara: Looking for friendship/love with male aged any. Able bodied or otherwise. Skin colour not essential, no height restrictions.
Jim: Bloody hell you're not on a roller coaster are you Cheryl?
Barbara: Own vehicle not necessary as Father will pick up and drop off.
Jim: Oh you know what the problem is here don't you? You're playing too bloody hard to get girl.
Barbara: Oh Cheryl that's lovely!
Denise: Yeahhh.
Haha, brilliant - thank you! 😆😆😆😆😆
'Skin colour not essential, no height restrictions' 😂😂😂😂
Jim - Has Dave's Dad ever worked?
Denise - He worked at Duggan's.
Jim - Duggan's? That's been shut at least 12 bloody years. Can he get me on this disability?
Denise - I told you, he's got a bone disease.
Jim - Oh I know. It's called bone idleness!
Maybe not totally accurate but it always makes me laugh
One of the Christmas specials Cheryl said she put a photo of Cheryl in with her mum when she died and Barbara said that was nice of you Cheryl so her mum wouldn't forget her. She replied not me a photo of Cheryl Cole.
Mary Mary Mary and Jim sitting behind Joe making stabbing gestures.
Mary's in the dyson after someone knocked over her urn and Barbara vacuumed them up with her new dyson.
Denise had to go to a meeting at the school for young David but couldn't make it.
Barbara asked why. I couldn't go mam because the DNA results were on Jeremy Kyle Show.
Jim and Barbara were in the caravan when the TV ariel kept playing up and Jim said if you want something done do it yourself - get up there Barb
Nana: "And then they had soup of the day.. which was Friday"
Victoria Wood used that joke in one of her sketches from the 80s. "Mr Right" I think it was called, with Anne Reid.
Anyway, I loved everything Nan said pretty much because she WAS my nan. From wanting to always take the 'free paper' and anything else going, to not wanting to leave, to not drinking "except champagne at weddings, sherry at Christmas, whisky at new year..." and then anything else medicinal.
Jim accusing her of being a freeloader, attending the funeral of someone she didn't even know.
"You don't have to have met someone to celebrate their death!"
I used to love Dave's dad calling Barbara BarbEra - as in Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
Mam? Nothing for me, Barbara, not today.
On account of Elsie, God rest her soul.
You had all them vol-au-vents earlier.
Oh, yeah.
Just a pie and chips for me, please, Antony.
Believe thats also the episode where Jim pretends to be Elsie through the baby monitor at the end. Cracking episode
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Talking about Chris Evans..
Jim.....Aye and he's still got ginger b*****ks
Barbra: Ooh! Does anyone want a tangerine?
Jim: How does your mind work barbra?
Barbara: Put us down for 50p love, we don't want his mam thinking we're tight
Anthony: 50p a length?
Barbara: No 50p the lot
Jim: They was here last week with a red nose, 'would you sponser me for this ,would you sponser me for that' I'll sponser the bugger not to come her tapping me for money!
Someone asks if Denise is having cravings while being pregnant
Denise : oh yeah Toffee Crisps and Areo's
Barabra : but you liked those before didn't you?
Denise : yeah, strange that'
Cheryl talks about her new blender
Denise: You got a blender?! I want a blender. What do you do with it?
Denise was saying how nice it was and Barb was oooing and arring and then said .... Will you get me one.
I can remember doing this. not seeing it but wanting one
Haha, brilliant - thank you! 😆😆😆😆😆
'Skin colour not essential, no height restrictions' 😂😂😂😂
Denise - He worked at Duggan's.
Jim - Duggan's? That's been shut at least 12 bloody years. Can he get me on this disability?
Denise - I told you, he's got a bone disease.
Jim - Oh I know. It's called bone idleness!
Maybe not totally accurate but it always makes me laugh
Cheryl : No, it's Ok Barabra I'm on a diet. My mum's sponsoring me .
Jim : How much do you owe her ?
Equalizer my ass.
Mary Mary Mary and Jim sitting behind Joe making stabbing gestures.
Mary's in the dyson after someone knocked over her urn and Barbara vacuumed them up with her new dyson.
Denise had to go to a meeting at the school for young David but couldn't make it.
Barbara asked why. I couldn't go mam because the DNA results were on Jeremy Kyle Show.
Jim and Barbara were in the caravan when the TV ariel kept playing up and Jim said if you want something done do it yourself - get up there Barb
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Victoria Wood used that joke in one of her sketches from the 80s. "Mr Right" I think it was called, with Anne Reid.
Anyway, I loved everything Nan said pretty much because she WAS my nan. From wanting to always take the 'free paper' and anything else going, to not wanting to leave, to not drinking "except champagne at weddings, sherry at Christmas, whisky at new year..." and then anything else medicinal.
Jim accusing her of being a freeloader, attending the funeral of someone she didn't even know.
"You don't have to have met someone to celebrate their death!"
I used to love Dave's dad calling Barbara BarbEra - as in Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
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I'm at "Que Que Sera" and I'm a bloody mess. And I know it just gets worse.
Stupid bloody idea.
Nan 'Barbara'
Barbara 'yes'
Nan 'Thank you Barbara'
Barbara 'What for?'
Nan 'Everything'
"She had soup of the day....which was Friday"
Bye bye davy babid.
Losing both Liz and Caroline in the same year
On account of Elsie, God rest her soul.
You had all them vol-au-vents earlier.
Oh, yeah.
Just a pie and chips for me, please, Antony.
Believe thats also the episode where Jim pretends to be Elsie through the baby monitor at the end. Cracking episode
RIP Norma.
"Trevor MacDonald"
“I've taken out the cataract but left the sparkle in your eye"
God bless Nana. RIP.