Dennis Rickman in eastenders had some great ones.....
"Is that when the big hand points to Mickey?"
Sharon: I've just been speaking to Pauline.
Dennis: My sympathies.
Sharon: I was a bit short with her, I bit her head off.
Dennis: She'll grow a new one.
"No escaping Phillip! Him and his nuckle dragging mates put side the snooker hall, acting like they just worked out how to make fire. Give 'em another couple of thousand years and he'll invent the wheel."
(To Zoe) 'And that's what this nympho stepford wife act is all about is it?'
Waitress: You've been in here ages.
Dennis: Lucky I am easy on the eyes then.
(To Phil) I knew you'd fall for me eventually.
Den: There's something wrong with you Dennis.
Dennis: Yeah, I'm sitting across from you
Brookside (Bev and Jackie Corkhill are fighting in the close over Ron, Jackie accidently rips Bev's blouse.)
Bev - Oi you've ripped my blouse. It' cost me a fortune Jackie - Well you was robbed love, I can get better dusters down the market.
Coronation Street
Shelley is joking to the other customers about Blanche having a drink problem. Blanche - I always knew you were big boned I didn't realise you were big mouthed an' all. Fancy picking on a poor defenceless window.
A Blance one;
Deirdrie (To liz about Ken) Apparently he wanted to get back in touch with Daniel-you know the kid they had together
Blanche-We know exactly what he wanted to get back in touch with.
There's one from old style Emmerdale that sticks out in my mind:
Chris (to Zoe): We're down to our last few bottles of Champagne in the cellar
Frankie: Oh well you'll have to start having milk on your cornflakes like the rest of us then won't you?
Comments
"Hay is for horses."
Nina Tucker when she was in Neighbours
*puts on fake posh accent - pretending to be her mother* "That wasn't Cats darling, that was Chicaaaagoooo!"
"shouldn't you be knitting under a guillotine, or something...."
Blanche: "I don't know which one's worst off."
LOL that's a classic!!
"Is that when the big hand points to Mickey?"
Sharon: I've just been speaking to Pauline.
Dennis: My sympathies.
Sharon: I was a bit short with her, I bit her head off.
Dennis: She'll grow a new one.
"No escaping Phillip! Him and his nuckle dragging mates put side the snooker hall, acting like they just worked out how to make fire. Give 'em another couple of thousand years and he'll invent the wheel."
(To Zoe) 'And that's what this nympho stepford wife act is all about is it?'
Waitress: You've been in here ages.
Dennis: Lucky I am easy on the eyes then.
(To Phil) I knew you'd fall for me eventually.
Den: There's something wrong with you Dennis.
Dennis: Yeah, I'm sitting across from you
I could go on but I wont.:)
Sadie King: I want my horse!
Rosemary: (Refering to the meal they'd just had) Oh, but you've had him!
Classic Blanche!
Morticia think I'm having a filling.
But Blanche has soo many that are fantastic as well.
(Bev and Jackie Corkhill are fighting in the close over Ron, Jackie accidently rips Bev's blouse.)
Bev - Oi you've ripped my blouse. It' cost me a fortune
Jackie - Well you was robbed love, I can get better dusters down the market.
Coronation Street
Shelley is joking to the other customers about Blanche having a drink problem.
Blanche - I always knew you were big boned I didn't realise you were big mouthed an' all. Fancy picking on a poor defenceless window.
Kat: What you gonna get your tits out?
PMSL that was the best line Kat ever had.
Ken: "Don't turn off the tv on my account"
Blanche: "Don't worry it's only Jeremy Kyle, I've more or less been living that show this year"
Something along those lines anyway
"Oh Carly, I was sick in my bag and I did a big fart on the tube!"
Carly singing!!!!
CLIFFORD: Too much rumpy no more pumpy!
Deirdrie (To liz about Ken) Apparently he wanted to get back in touch with Daniel-you know the kid they had together
Blanche-We know exactly what he wanted to get back in touch with.
"Grayson, when you leave, don't forget to shut that door."
Chris (to Zoe): We're down to our last few bottles of Champagne in the cellar
Frankie: Oh well you'll have to start having milk on your cornflakes like the rest of us then won't you?
Lol I loved that one too
"Life's too short to eat fruit."