Emma Chawner - the new Jade Goody? (Part 10)

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  • PepperikaPepperika Posts: 49
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    I have been wanting to post in this thread for so long!

    Finally bit the bullet and signed up - I think it was the Closer magazine article that drove me to it :D
  • MehitabelMehitabel Posts: 936
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    Pepperika wrote: »
    I have been wanting to post in this thread for so long!

    Finally bit the bullet and signed up - I think it was the Closer magazine article that drove me to it :D

    Welcome to the CoC, Pepperika. Tell us what you think:D
  • LillyleiLillylei Posts: 382
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    Skaface wrote: »

    I'm surprised Papa Philth didn't try to muscle in on the action like he usually does. I bet he was hovering in the background, like a malevolent Flymo and used the fee to pay their recent fine. Ugh, what a revolting family they truly are. :mad:


    BIB So bloody funny. Its funny because its true!
  • AlberonAlberon Posts: 482
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    There's a new poster under the Closer article whose spelling is abysmal and who uses no punctuation. But in this case I think 'Loadofcoblers' is a troll and not actually one of the flab four.

    God knows I've read enough of Phil's drivel, and this one just doesn't 'sound' right.
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    Alberon wrote: »
    There's a new poster under the Closer article whose spelling is abysmal and who uses no punctuation. But in this case I think 'Loadofcoblers' is a troll and not actually one of the flab four.

    God knows I've read enough of Phil's drivel, and this one just doesn't 'sound' right.

    I think it's a troll as well (or a deluded yet dedicated member of the Chawner Army). It's still pretty funny to watch though!

    Oh and welcome to the thread Pepperika! I take it you've seen the tv series then :D
  • PepperikaPepperika Posts: 49
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    I love the Chawnarmy. They all seem to have gone to the same school, and have come out as utter morons.
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    Pepperika wrote: »
    I love the Chawnarmy. They all seem to have gone to the same school, and have come out as utter morons.

    The Phil Chawner Finishing School :D :cool: I'd love to see Emma or Sam star in My Fair Lady actually!
  • PepperikaPepperika Posts: 49
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    The Phil Chawner Finishing School :D :cool: I'd love to see Emma or Sam star in My Fair Lady actually!

    They could be in something like Educating Rita. They could, for example, be taught that flicking some hairdye at your mother does not equate to a job.
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    Pepperika wrote: »
    They could be in something like Educating Rita. They could, for example, be taught that flicking some hairdye at your mother does not equate to a job.

    I still often have flashbacks to Sam clapping hair product all around that womans head! (I can't remember if it was her mother or if it was someone else.) Has me in stitches frequently :D
  • PepperikaPepperika Posts: 49
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    I still often have flashbacks to Sam clapping hair product all around that womans head! (I can't remember if it was her mother or if it was someone else.) Has me in stitches frequently :D

    It was only recently that I realised why she was doing that - she really is as thick as a whale omelette.
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    Alberon wrote: »
    There's a new poster under the Closer article whose spelling is abysmal and who uses no punctuation. But in this case I think 'Loadofcoblers' is a troll and not actually one of the flab four.

    God knows I've read enough of Phil's drivel, and this one just doesn't 'sound' right.

    I think the poster is trying way too hard to appear illiterate, but then again, many of the genuine chawnerfawners struggle with anything other than basic txt spk. So it could be a real defender of the family. Doubt it though. :D
  • tenorladytenorlady Posts: 1,976
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    Pepperika wrote: »
    I have been wanting to post in this thread for so long!

    Finally bit the bullet and signed up - I think it was the Closer magazine article that drove me to it :D

    Welcome to the Cult of Chawner!!! Just when we think it's all over, the Chawners come storming back into the news. Well, okay, a poorly researched interview in a down market magazine
  • PepperikaPepperika Posts: 49
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    tenorlady wrote: »
    Welcome to the Cult of Chawner!!! Just when we think it's all over, the Chawners come storming back into the news. Well, okay, a poorly researched interview in a down market magazine

    They are like a particularly troublesome weed.
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    loadsofcoblers aka Phil has made a serious threat to someone.
    Well efie123 you want to watch yor mouth inselting them like this phils a nice man he cares for his daouthers and also he knows some people that can sort you out talking on the internet bad mouthing all day long get a life time to stop before some one gets hert

    http://www.closeronline.co.uk/default.aspx?SectionId=153814&
    :eek:

    He has no friends because everyone hates him, he knows nobody, let alone anyone who could carry out his threats. Bloody nutter.
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    loadsofcoblers aka Phil has made a serious threat to someone.

    :eek:

    He has no friends because everyone hates him, he knows nobody, let alone anyone who could carry out his threats. Bloody nutter.

    Phil knows absolutely NOONE which is the biggest laugh of all! :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 137
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    I dunno, he could make Aud wee on them?
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    Trifle? wrote: »
    I dunno, he could make Aud wee on them?

    A fate worse than death! :eek:

    Especially if she'd been eating kippers and asparagus ... :p
  • MehitabelMehitabel Posts: 936
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    Wow! Loadsof and a couple of the sane posters are really going at it at Closer. Prime entertainment. And kudos to any of you who might be effie or katieblue.
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    Perhaps he means Aud. She could sit on their head and fart them to death.

    :p:D :eek:
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    Okay, own up, who is 'Eamon Holmes' (misspelled of course!)
    Hi ladies,

    I've just been reading this thread from my dressing room and I really think you're being a bit too harsh with your comments. I've met Phillip he's a lovely guy and his heart is in the right place. The Chawners are a bit quirky but who isn't these days? They may have appeared lazy in the past but they have assured me that they will try harder.

    As for the Chawners being Z-list of sub Z-list, I couldn't agree less. I think that they will be making a huge comeback in 2013.

    Love Eamon xox

    Brought tears of laughter to my eye. I don't mind trolls as long as they're funny :D
  • AlberonAlberon Posts: 482
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    Still think it isn't Phil. Whoever it really is though could get themselves in a lot of trouble even if such threats were never meant seriously.
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    kiviraat wrote: »
    A fate worse than death! :eek:

    A fart worse than death kivi - see my post! ;):D
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    Alberon wrote: »
    Still think it isn't Phil. Whoever it really is though could get themselves in a lot of trouble even if such threats were never meant seriously.

    I think it's Phil.

    The spelling mistakes have his hand all over them.
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    A fart worse than death kivi - see my post! ;):D

    Excellent Salty!!! :eek:
    I think it's Phil.

    The spelling mistakes have his hand all over them.

    I thought Leavethemalone was Phil, but I'm not sure about Loadofcoblers. It's either just a troll or someone that is mental and is a facebook friend :D
  • i_am_a_gremlini_am_a_gremlin Posts: 3,722
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    Pepperika wrote: »
    I have been wanting to post in this thread for so long!

    Finally bit the bullet and signed up - I think it was the Closer magazine article that drove me to it :D

    welcome Pepperika!!!

    cool user name! :D
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