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What would you put in Room 101?
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I would put in Room 101 the word Chillax! That word seems to grate on me.
Mention one or more things you would put into Room 101.
Mention one or more things you would put into Room 101.
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Sarah Millican
The Tories
Marzipan.
only Marzipan?. you're quite a tough judge aren't you. OK. Broad beans, cottage cheese and Jeremy Clarkson.
OK here goes rant
Old aged drivers
White van men
4x4 Drivers
Junk mail/charity bags
Beggars/Street salesmen
Jobsworths
People in general especially dumb ones like...
People who stop dead the minute they walk into a shop doorway or at the top of an escallator
People who takes forever at an ATM or supermarket checkout especially old people f**king about with their purse
Sales staff who don't have a clue about the thing they're selling or generally can't be parsed to help you.
Farmers who hold you up on the roads driving at 15 miles an hour on tax free red diesel or old farts who drive like snails then pull on you out unaware of what frigging day it is
Shops like Next that cram everything in so you can't get around the shop without banging into everything like it's a bloody assault course.
Tesco who have bogus offers like 2 for a fiver or £2 each.
People who can't obey common sense i.e council workers.
-People who enjoy bitching about other people
-people who enjoy making other peoples lives hell
-People who think they own the play
-People who smoke in your face and don't give a s**t
-People who pick up on typos and judge you for it
-People (groups of people) who walk slow and take up the whole pavement
-People who commit crimes and don't think about how it could affect people and the consequences
-People who just want to start fights
-People who don't pick up their dogs poop
-People who spit on the floor
-People who expect me to do everything
-People who say something mean to someone and say "everyone is entitled to their own opinion"
-People
-Murderes
-Rapists
-Burglars
-Moths
-Students in my class
Amazing numbers of umbrella users seem to believe it's everyone else's responsibility to avoid an umbrella held inconsiderately low, usually on a narrow path, even sometimes obscuring the user's view ahead - as if not looking where you're going means you have absolute right of way.
A device of pure evil, for sociopaths.
Beef and Onion crisps.
Most things tbh, as I'm a misanthrope.
The last series of Torchwood.
Pompey fans.
Catherine Tate.
Followers of organized religions
Anti smokers
Anti recreational drugs
Anyone who adds a mixer or ice to brandy or whisky
Royalists
David Cameron
The Tory Party
Immigrants
I've never heard of anyone doing that apart from Terry Wogan maybe.
Asenal fan's
People who watch chav tv i.e. Eastenders and X Factor
My Wife
Sludge.
People who stop and chat in the middle of a crowded/narrow place.
People who have no consideration for personal space.
Fragrance adverts.
Reruns of shows less than two hours after being aired on the same channel.
Women's clothing sizing; why can't it be standardised by measurements so that people can get something that might fit.
I'm off then
The pope
The queen (or that old lady as I say)
Charles
Passive aggressive people
People who are rude to people that work in retail.
Old people who give me dirty looks
People on public transport that smell of booze.
People who smoke at bus shelters
People who smell of BO
Men that put on too much perfume
Men that look at me in a pervy way
Men who smile at me in a pervy way
Women who are pregnant and still smoke.
Chavs.
People who hate cyclists
Lorry drivers
Chav children
Loud drunk women
people who watch others before they watch themselves.
Speakers in Cafes - These are strategically placed so that there is no table in a cafe where you can sit without music blaring in your ear.
Hot drinks in pubs - Customers at the bar can order hot drinks in Wetherspoons. It takes the staff ages to serve it in comparison with them just pulling a pint.
That is an interesting list there (the majority of which I agree with btw), but how do you smile at somebody in a pervy way.