The Dreaded - another direct to dvd film found in poundland. Love the scene where the girl is attacked and she looks like she's having an orgasm. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362575/
Having just read the description on IMDB, considering that the first 'goof' is When the detective answers a radio call during the restaurant scene, he is clearly seen to be speaking into a pager tells us everything about this film!
Terrible acting, terrible dialogue, and the worst CGI snakes I think I've ever seen. You can tell if you look at the trailer here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Pn77mZJc0&feature=related that they clearly had some A-list stars in mind, but ended up with the Z list copies
For some inexplicable reason F. Murray Abraham is in Blood Monkey, and the comments on You Tube are right, he is doing an impression of Fidel Castro. You don't really see the killer monkeys in the trailer, but you can still tell how awful this film is. And yes, they do urinate on the tents for fun.
The Two Mrs Carrolls (1947) with Humphrey Bogart of all people as a mad artist who paints his wives and then poisons their milk. Barbara Stanwyck is the second Mrs Carroll, and he is all ready to dispatch her as he has Alexis Smith lined up as his third spouse. Hilariously over the top, but great fun, with Bogie rubbing his forhead to indicate madness. Highly recommended if you want a good laugh, even though it is supposed to be a thriller.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw
The trailor will make you laugh with its absurd comparisons
''With the passion of Tenessee Williams''
Some people - including ME ! - didn't like Home Alone 1 !
The entire film seems to be on Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swr3PhPEnbg&feature=related
Having just read the description on IMDB, considering that the first 'goof' is When the detective answers a radio call during the restaurant scene, he is clearly seen to be speaking into a pager tells us everything about this film!
For me, it's probably a close call between
Copperhead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge2Y08POFog&feature=related
Terrible acting, terrible dialogue, and the worst CGI snakes I think I've ever seen. You can tell if you look at the trailer here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Pn77mZJc0&feature=related that they clearly had some A-list stars in mind, but ended up with the Z list copies
or
Blood Monkey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTEgUhQruys
For some inexplicable reason F. Murray Abraham is in Blood Monkey, and the comments on You Tube are right, he is doing an impression of Fidel Castro. You don't really see the killer monkeys in the trailer, but you can still tell how awful this film is. And yes, they do urinate on the tents for fun.
It's one of my favourite movies.
I also agree with the poster that mentioned 'Bullshot'. Really funny movie.
I'd also like to recommend any Doris Wishman film, especially Double Agent 73. Totally inept in every way and thoroughly enjoyable.