Poo Buses

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• TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462

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  20/11/14 - 13:25 #2

  Better range than an electric car

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• howardl Posts: 5,120

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  20/11/14 - 13:37 #3

  TheTruth1983 wrote: »

  Better range than an electric car

  Yeah, sh1t loads more

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 12,003

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  20/11/14 - 13:39 #4

  DS could run their own very efficient service on the stuff spouted her :D
  
  There's several people would work for them as long as the uniform was right (probably leather goods similar to Catwoman, but what the hey ;-):D

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• solenoid Posts: 15,495

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  20/11/14 - 13:39 #5

  At first I thought it was a mobile toilet. People pay a few pence to get on, have a crap, then get off.

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• Grouty Posts: 34,021

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  20/11/14 - 14:17 #6

  Bet its a crap service.

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• Elyan Posts: 8,781

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  20/11/14 - 15:33 #7

  Does it make a raspberry noise when it backfires?

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• Sexbomb Posts: 20,005

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  20/11/14 - 15:36 #8

  Your in for a stinky ride

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• Chris Frost Posts: 11,022

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  20/11/14 - 15:41 #9

  howardl wrote: »

  Yeah, sh1t loads more

  lol...

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• exlordlucan Posts: 35,375

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  20/11/14 - 16:25 #10

  They'll get dumped soon.

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• tealady Posts: 26,266

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  20/11/14 - 17:11 #11

  Great stuff guys
  
  Bogbrush

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• LakieLady Posts: 19,721

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  20/11/14 - 17:24 #12

  I hope the motion is comfortable for the passengers.

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• Ethel_Fred Posts: 34,127

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  20/11/14 - 17:37 #13

  It's the Number 2 (honest)

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• LakieLady Posts: 19,721

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  20/11/14 - 17:49 #14

  Does the number 2 go all the way to the turdminus?

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• Flanno Posts: 1,427

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  20/11/14 - 17:53 #15

  Gawd, I don't want to imagine what its exhaust pipe will emit its smell like...several times worse, I'd say!

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• Ethel_Fred Posts: 34,127

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  20/11/14 - 18:41 #16

  Flanno wrote: »

  Gawd, I don't want to imagine what its exhaust pipe will emit its smell like...several times worse, I'd say!

  Water & Carbon Dioxide - neither smell

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• NoseyLouie Posts: 5,651

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  20/11/14 - 18:45 #17

  tealady wrote: »

  Great stuff guys
  
  Bogbrush

  
  Hehe you forgot the
  
  

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• abarthman Posts: 8,501

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  20/11/14 - 18:47 #18

  You don't want to get stuck behind one of those in a traffic jam!

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• Danny_Silver Posts: 902

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  15/03/15 - 14:44 #19

  It's now set for regular service later this month.
  The bus, which can seat up to 40 people, was unveiled in the Bristol area.
  
  If the route proves a success, The company will consider introducing more "shyte buses".
  
  http://www.lbc.co.uk/poo-bus-set-for-number-2-passenger-service-106460

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 53,142

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  20/03/15 - 17:58 #20

  tealady wrote: »

  Shit Buses (would have been a better title)
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30115137
  
  "The eco-friendly vehicle can travel up to 300km (186 miles) on one tank of gas, which takes the annual waste of about five people to produce."
  
  I suppose if it runs out of fuel, the passengers can help out!

  
  and our buses are always breaking down we all have to get out and poo in the gutter

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• coughthecat Posts: 6,876

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  20/03/15 - 18:13 #21

  So we can now add another euphemism to what is already quite a long list ...
  
  "Just off to refuel the Bristol Bus!"

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• big brother 9 Posts: 18,153

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  20/03/15 - 18:26 #22

  It's brilliant. I'd say let's get more of em

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• tealady Posts: 26,266

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  20/03/15 - 21:14 #23

  This made the 'News Quiz' on radio4 along with the claim that it was actually servicing the number 2 route!
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b055jyzj
  1'40"

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• swingaleg Posts: 103,095

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  20/03/15 - 21:20 #24

  I wonder it will have those seats that you pull down to sit on........

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• spiney2 Posts: 27,058

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  21/03/15 - 11:45 #25

  so there's a breakdown ...... do you phone garage or plumber ?

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