Plumber called Paul Simon

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I have seen a plumber`s van with that name
He is the bridge over troubled water

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  • jriojrio Posts: 3,135
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    He's not too bothered if you call him Al.
  • PeteAPeteA Posts: 759
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    50 ways to leave your plumber ?
  • Ricky D GervaisRicky D Gervais Posts: 2,429
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    There's one round here with the name David Mitchell.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Did he have diamonds on the soles of his shoes?
  • cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    Was he with Julio down by the school yard?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,550
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    I reckon he's got diamonds on the soles of his shoes. That's one way to stop those plumbing blues, diamonds on the soles of his shoes.
  • Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    When I did a placement some years back with a bank we had a customer called Steve Davies who refurbished snooker tables with green baize and called himself Steve Davies Snooker. We also had a man who ran a fruit and veg stall called Michael Jackson, he didn't like it when the staff said Shamone when he came in. :p

    There was also a man whose surname was Stevens and he had Parkinsons, and the staff called him Shaky which wasn't very funny :o
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I once had to make an appointment with a policeman called PC Keith Moon.
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