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Kerry Katona has had her baby....

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    euphieeuphie Posts: 2,280
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    Goaty wrote: »
    Kerry tweeted: 'She is My Heart, My Soul,"best thing that ever happened to me",

    Yeah but what about other 4 kids you got?

    Probably because she's actually with the father of the baby? Whenever they split up, she will be resigned back to the same place the other 4 are...
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    fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    Poor Kerry, lost out in OK to Peaches she only featured in New and Star. Don,t know what the "birth trauma" was all about.
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    fredster wrote: »
    Poor Kerry, lost out in OK to Peaches she only featured in New and Star. Don,t know what the "birth trauma" was all about.[/QUOTE]




    Probably that there was no-one on standby with 20 B&H and a free lipo op as she came round from the anaesthetic.
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    fredster wrote: »
    Poor Kerry, lost out in OK to Peaches she only featured in New and Star. Don,t know what the "birth trauma" was all about.

    I suspect the baby popped out demanding curry and chips, one of Katona's favourites, so panic set in as daddy had to go out and find a chip shop open
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    nitenursenitenurse Posts: 1,116
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    Now the trauma is out for all to see.

    Pre-eclampsia and blood loss. Like 1000's of women all over the world.
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    euphie wrote: »
    Probably because she's actually with the father of the baby? Whenever they split up, she will be resigned back to the same place the other 4 are...
    Your cynicism is impressive :cool:
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    nitenurse wrote: »
    Now the trauma is out for all to see.

    Pre-eclampsia and blood loss. Like 1000's of women all over the world.

    Proper pre-eclampsia? Or were they worried about the possibility of pre-eclampsia? Excuse my cynicism but I still remember the Chantelle Houghton "I had heart failure which actually turned out to be flu" story.
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    Kat_12Kat_12 Posts: 1,532
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    Someone put on the DM website "Are Katona, Jordan and Michelle Heaton et al capable of giving birth without 'almost dying' every time?", which is a good point.

    I suppose "My Traumatic Birth Hell" makes for a decent OK pay packet.
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    euphieeuphie Posts: 2,280
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    Your cynicism is impressive :cool:

    It's taken years to be this cynical :blush:
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    BelaBela Posts: 2,568
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    Proper pre-eclampsia? Or were they worried about the possibility of pre-eclampsia? Excuse my cynicism but I still remember the Chantelle Houghton "I had heart failure which actually turned out to be flu" story.

    Bur she nearly DIED!!! :(

    I see she's managed to bag herself another reality show. Her 4th?
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    Goblin QueenGoblin Queen Posts: 633
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    I wonder how many more children she will have? She still isn't that old. She seems to have made having babies and flogging the news to whatever publication or grubby little TV show will have her into her career.

    As for anything else I might have to say about her, I think I need to heed the wise words of "if you can't say anything nice..." :o

    Edit - of COURSE she has managed to get herself another reality show. The media do love scraping the bottom of that barrel. :(
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    NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    nitenurse wrote: »
    Now the trauma is out for all to see.

    Pre-eclampsia and blood loss. Like 1000's of women all over the world.
    Rule of thumb. Desperate famewh0re zelebs (and their partners) never have normal, straightforward births. There's always some sort of "trauma" or "emergency dash" because "It was grand. Baby popped out after a few hours of uneventful labour." doesn't sell chav rags like OK, New, Now etc.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 905
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    She'll have another one by this guy. Her womb is like Noah's Ark, they come by in two's from each partner.
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    fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    Baby's name is Dylan-Jorge apparently.
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    Goblin QueenGoblin Queen Posts: 633
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    Baby's name is Dylan-Jorge apparently.

    Can't stand the name Dylan for some reason, and I suppose Jorge is a "creative" spelling for George?
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    BeethovensPianoBeethovensPiano Posts: 11,689
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    Can't stand the name Dylan for some reason, and I suppose Jorge is a "creative" spelling for George?

    Or the Spanish, in which the J has a hard H sound as well as the G.
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    Patti-AnnPatti-Ann Posts: 22,747
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    Baby's name is Dylan-Jorge apparently.

    Isn't Dylan a Welsh male name?
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    GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    Well well, that didn't last long, bump up the "nearly died" to selling the story.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2610093/Kerry-Katona-introduces-newborn-daughter-Dylan-Jorge-Rose.html
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    Goblin QueenGoblin Queen Posts: 633
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    Or the Spanish, in which the J has a hard H sound as well as the G.

    That's fair enough, in that case.
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    DemonicrodentDemonicrodent Posts: 520
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    Dylan would have been enough but she had to chav it up by adding Jorge on the end.

    Horrid woman
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    GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    Dylan would have been enough but she had to chav it up by adding Jorge on the end.

    Horrid woman

    Or DJ...?
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    misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    Patti-Ann wrote: »
    Isn't Dylan a Welsh male name?

    Yes, he was God of the sea.
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2601384/Kerry-Katona-leaves-hospital-fianc-George-Kay-newborn-daughter-traumatic-birth.html

    Hmm- name not being revealed, details of "traumatic" birth not being revealed........ Can anyone smell an OK! World Exclusive with Stunning Words and Pictures?
    Goaty wrote: »
    Well well, that didn't last long, bump up the "nearly died" to selling the story.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2610093/Kerry-Katona-introduces-newborn-daughter-Dylan-Jorge-Rose.html

    So predictable.......:D And the placenta "burst"? Is that Katona-speak for placental abruption?
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    nerdgirlfromthek83nerdgirlfromthek83 Posts: 503
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    Isn't she suppose to bankrupt?
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    cavallicavalli Posts: 18,738
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    Isn't she suppose to bankrupt?

    Morally?
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