The Whoonie Inn (Part 24 - Spoiler Free Zone)

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  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    He just isn't:cry:.



    :o:o **realises what she has done, and takes them off**

    **puts them into the oven**

    **whistles innocently**

    Anyone, wanting some fresh and warm croissants:p:D

    Edit: I'm sure I will love it, it's with Robert Downey Jr. :D

    I'll I have a.nibble.on your buns :)


    And congratulations on jettisoning outside as your landlord and acquriring som good honest yeoman type stock in Nebo!
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    Webslark wrote: »
    I'll I have a.nibble.on your buns :)


    And congratulations on jettisoning outside as your landlord and acquriring som good honest yeoman type stock in Nebo!

    Go ahead, they are nice and warm.

    I did not jettison outie, he left to support the less fortunate ladies in G:(. He does this every week, and I'm very proud of him. How many men would give up their time so generously without getting anything in return. He is always very knackered when he comes back, so I know he has been hard at work.:)
    Change my dear, and not too soon:D
  • GARETH197901GARETH197901 Posts: 22,291
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    Intriguing!



    And he calls himself a gentleman? :cry:

    Morning Hon, hope you have a good day **snoggs Lach**

    Well Ridley said it Deals with the Origin of the Species(everyone took that as meaning our Origins,im now having my doubts
  • HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Hammy, hope you've defrosted your chest freezer by now. If not , you could always rest a couple of bacon rolls on there :) Breakfast a la carte ;)

    Got the opposite problem this morning, might have to do some dusting later :D
  • HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    Well Ridley said it Deals with the Origin of the Species(everyone took that as meaning our Origins,im now having my doubts

    You could be right, I've always wanted to know more about where they came from so I hope you are
  • GARETH197901GARETH197901 Posts: 22,291
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    You could be right, I've always wanted to know more about where they came from so I hope you are

    im beginning to think they aren't so Alien afterall
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    waaaaah new inn and i only show up on Page 4! that is DISASTROUS
  • CD93CD93 Posts: 13,939
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    I have yet to break morning all over the floor of this new inn!

    I see an Australian billionaire is moving in on building a "new" Titanic. We shall set sail in 2016 on an Whoonie Inn outing.
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    waaaaah new inn and i only show up on Page 4! that is DISASTROUS

    At last. Beginning to think you didn't approve of my radical changes. (rearranged armchairs and put my felafelly balls on offer). I tried to ponce the place up too, but the regulars have an irrational dislike of pretentious ********s.

    edit: I've been auto censored! You'll have to guess what insult I just threw in my direction.
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    At last. Beginning to think you didn't approve of my radical changes. (rearranged armchairs and put my felafelly balls on offer). I tried to ponce the place up too, but the regulars have an irrational dislike of pretentious ********s.

    edit: I've been auto censored! You'll have to guess what insult I just threw in my direction.

    I did wonder why the regulars had a dislike for astrices

    i have never had falafel sounds like something i would HATE

    But hey, if the beer is cold and the company is good who cares right?
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    I did wonder why the regulars had a dislike for astrices

    i have never had falafel sounds like something i would HATE

    But hey, if the beer is cold and the company is good who cares right?

    Well, one out of two ain't bad. *pours cold beer for dgem*
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    There is zero Bacon in my vegan balls dgem. So probably missing an essential foodgroup for your carefully balanced diet.

    I'll see if I can come up with a healthy version for you. Based on Bacon and plenty of veg (tomato ketchup).
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    Important question for you, nebo.

    Are you planning on changing the curtains or the upholstery at all?
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    There is zero Bacon in my vegan balls dgem. So probably missing an essential foodgroup for your carefully balanced diet.

    I'll see if I can come up with a healthy version for you. Based on Bacon and plenty of veg (tomato ketchup).

    so, two bacon steaks with tomato sauce in between?
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Important question for you, nebo.

    Are you planning on changing the curtains or the upholstery at all?

    I'm open to suggestion.
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    There is zero Bacon in my vegan balls dgem. So probably missing an essential foodgroup for your carefully balanced diet.

    I'll see if I can come up with a healthy version for you. Based on Bacon and plenty of veg (tomato ketchup).

    woohoo!
    Webslark wrote: »
    so, two bacon steaks with tomato sauce in between?

    *drool*
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Webslark wrote: »
    so, two bacon steaks with tomato sauce in between?

    We'll have that first michelin star before you know it.
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    We'll have that first michelin star before you know it.

    how about deep fried bacon and cheese balls?
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Webslark wrote: »
    how about deep fried bacon and cheese balls?

    It's not entirely what I had in mind with the new fresh, vegan, healthy selection. But its close enough!

    I'll offer it as a kids special too. As far as I can see you only have to put "no artificial ingredients" on kids food and their parents will shovel any old crap down their throats.

    *chalks it up on the specials board*
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Just started on radio four is the most radio four programme ever - The history of the ampersand &. I love radio four. Maybe they'll do a telly version on BBC Four.
  • dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    Webslark wrote: »
    how about deep fried bacon and cheese balls?

    can i have bacon and bacon balls

    not a cheese fan
  • nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    can i have bacon and bacon balls

    not a cheese fan

    *chalks it up*

    No problem. I'll also do a Bacon ball, sausage and Bacon ball platter.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,139
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    Slumps in chair. I need a drink. Summons Iantodroid and switches on TIA and DotM.
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    I'm open to suggestion.

    Just wondered if, in keeping with your aim of ringing the changes, you had thought of new curtains. I hear dgem is partial to a bit of chintz :). Whereas leather upholstery is always popular with Hammy. So easy to wipe down you know. ;)
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    Tumpy wrote: »
    Slumps in chair. I need a drink. Summons Iantodroid and switches on TIA and DotM.

    **pours a large MHV**

    Hope you enjoy it love:D
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