Home› Archived Forums› General Discussion

One Japanese and his penis

Rik PianaRik Piana Posts: 360
Forum Member
✭
in General Discussion #1
In the Olympics, some are saying his dongle played a part in stopping him from going further in the competition.

What a blow :(
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita has described his bewilderment after reports his penis had prevented him from progressing in the Rio Olympics went viral.

A video of the athlete hitting the bar with what looked to some like his penis under his shorts quickly spread online.

His leg had already made contact with the bar but his arm finished the job.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37103648

Comments

  • MC_SatanMC_Satan Posts: 26,512
    Forum Member
    ✭✭✭
    #2
    So it didn't happen.
  • Rik PianaRik Piana Posts: 360
    Forum Member
    ✭
    #3
    MC_Satan wrote: »
    So it didn't happen.

    You'd need to ask Mr Ogita.
  • ianradioianianradioian Posts: 74,865
    Forum Member
    ✭✭
    #4
    He knocked it off;
    He knocked it off-
    Well , He was sitting in the corner with his track suit off..


    :p
  • DotheboyshallDotheboyshall Posts: 40,583
    Forum Member
    ✭
    #5
    What a big dick
  • Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
    Forum Member
    ✭✭✭
    #6
    deleted
  • mimik1ukmimik1uk Posts: 46,701
    Forum Member
    ✭
    #7
    that'll be why linford christie wasn't a pole vaulter
  • FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
    Forum Member
    ✭
    #8
    mimik1uk wrote: »
    that'll be why linford christie wasn't a pole vaulter

    Linford provided the pole to be vaulted.
  • MC_SatanMC_Satan Posts: 26,512
    Forum Member
    ✭✭✭
    #9
    mimik1uk wrote: »
    that'll be why linford christie wasn't a pole vaulter

    Is there not a joke about that.
    "Are you a Pole Vaulter"
    "No, I'm German - how did you know my name was Walther?"
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
    Forum Member
    ✭✭✭
    #10
    ... went to mow a meadow.
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
    Forum Member
    ✭✭
    #11
    These reports are obviously far-fetched. I've never used my penis as more than a draught excluder.
  • Danny_GirlDanny_Girl Posts: 2,763
    Forum Member
    ✭✭✭
    #12
    Saw that this evening and I had a chuckle. Still if you are going to miss out on a medal maybe being reasonably endowed is not the worst reason??
  • Millie MuppetMillie Muppet Posts: 6,853
    Forum Member
    ✭
    #13
    I must say, the first photo is certainly challenging my stereotypes of Japanese men.

    :blush::blush::blush:
  • spiney2spiney2 Posts: 27,058
    Forum Member
    ✭✭✭
    #14
    It's a total ballsup.
  • AshendenAshenden Posts: 313
    Forum Member
    ✭
    #15
    MC_Satan wrote: »
    Is there not a joke about that.
    "Are you a Pole Vaulter"
    "No, I'm German - how did you know my name was Walther?"

    :):)
    Yes, I'd heard it before.
    But it's still funny (well, it appeals to me, anyway) and I've just posted this to let you know it's not fallen entirely on stony ground.
  • duckyluckyduckylucky Posts: 13,852
    Forum Member
    ✭✭
    #16
    MC_Satan wrote: »
    Is there not a joke about that.
    "Are you a Pole Vaulter"
    "No, I'm German - how did you know my name was Walther?"

    This genuinely happened a friend of mine in Germany .
    Hello what is your name ?
    Morgan
    Guten Morgen , what is your name ?
Sign In or Register to comment.