Natalie wood. Just go in swimming costume, slightly damp with a large lump of seaweed trailed over your shoulder and a dried seahorse in your hair hehhehehe
That's sick! She had more beauty, class and grace than any of the tabloid fodder constantly mentioned on this website!
Perhaps if you have any dead relatives I could go as them to a halloween party? Not very funny, is it? :mad:
Pope John VIII caused a stir when (s)he suddenly gave birth and was proved to be a woman and not a man. She has thus not only broken the Catholic priesthood rule about being a man but also broken her vows of celibacy.
Following that 11th century scandal a new Pope would have to walk over a glass table while a few cardinals looked up his skirt to check that the meat and two veg were present. They would proclaim “Ecco testiculus” or something similar. “Behold the testicles”.
Some or all of this post may not be entirely grounded in solid historical fact.
But it is a well known and disputed fact or legend that there was a Pope Joan. Google Pope Joan for more.
Pope John VIII caused a stir when (s)he suddenly gave birth and was proved to be a woman and not a man. She has thus not only broken the Catholic priesthood rule about being a man but also broken her vows of celibacy.
Following that 11th century scandal a new Pope would have to walk over a glass table while a few cardinals looked up his skirt to check that the meat and two veg were present. They would proclaim “Ecco testiculus” or something similar. “Behold the testicles”.
Some or all of this post may not be entirely grounded in solid historical fact.
But it is a well known and disputed fact or legend that there was a Pope Joan. Google Pope Joan for more.
Avoriaz (though probably nobody else) will be pleased to hear that Pope Joan is on BBC 2 on Saturday night, 22 October 2320 to 0105
Kenneth Williams
Benny Hill
Frankie Howerd
Eamonn Andrews
Sidney James
Peter Sellars
Arthur Lowe
Bing Crosby
Leonard Rossiter
Walt Disney
John F Kennedy
Harold Macmillan
That's sick! She had more beauty, class and grace than any of the tabloid fodder constantly mentioned on this website!
Perhaps if you have any dead relatives I could go as them to a halloween party? Not very funny, is it? :mad:
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That's sick! She had more beauty, class and grace than any of the tabloid fodder constantly mentioned on this website!
Perhaps if you have any dead relatives I could go as them to a halloween party? Not very funny, is it? :mad:
That would be easy, just cover yourself in blood and wear a steering wheel round your head.
I just thought of one ....Jill Dando.
Pope Joan I suppose.
Pope John VIII caused a stir when (s)he suddenly gave birth and was proved to be a woman and not a man. She has thus not only broken the Catholic priesthood rule about being a man but also broken her vows of celibacy.
Following that 11th century scandal a new Pope would have to walk over a glass table while a few cardinals looked up his skirt to check that the meat and two veg were present. They would proclaim “Ecco testiculus” or something similar. “Behold the testicles”.
Some or all of this post may not be entirely grounded in solid historical fact.
But it is a well known and disputed fact or legend that there was a Pope Joan. Google Pope Joan for more.
I suppose you could do her up after the shooting??
But Benedict XVI is still with us.
St Peter isn't. He's been dead for a few years now.
Kenneth Williams
Benny Hill
Frankie Howerd
Eamonn Andrews
Sidney James
Peter Sellars
Arthur Lowe
Bing Crosby
Leonard Rossiter
Walt Disney
John F Kennedy
Harold Macmillan
90% of everyone ever lived is now dead.
Vincent Price.
Ayrton Senna.
no need to dress just go with a c**k in yer a**e
Surely you would find this whole thread offensive!
Queen Victoria