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Could you make love with an animal in the room?

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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    Biffo the Bear wrote: »
    I haven't got a partner so I wouldn't know.

    However, many a time I've been cracking one off, and then felt a glare. I open my eyes and the cat's sat there staring at me, all indignant. It really puts me off.

    i know how she feels!
    OneTreeHillFan wrote: »
    i could make love with an animal inside me.

    this one's my fantasy
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    HelboreHelbore Posts: 16,069
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    I'm ok with birds, but not with dogs.
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    TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    My neighbour's cat once jumped onto my knee while I was having a wank. :eek:
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    HelboreHelbore Posts: 16,069
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    TheEricPollard wrote: »
    My neighbour's cat once jumped onto my knee while I was having a wank. :eek:

    I hope the cat was in your house and not vice versa :eek:
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    TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    Yeah. I couldn't face climbing over the huge garden wall every time I fancied a wank. :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,700
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    TheEricPollard wrote: »
    My neighbour's cat once jumped onto my knee while I was having a wank. :eek:
    The say it attracts pussy.
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    HelboreHelbore Posts: 16,069
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    Dark Horse wrote: »
    The say it attracts pussy.

    I was waiting for that one to come ;)
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    Dark Horse wrote: »
    The say it attracts pussy.

    theEric is a gurl

    i think
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    TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    I am. with a fanjita and everyhting. But some think otherwise. :confused:
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    HelboreHelbore Posts: 16,069
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    Đirona wrote: »
    theEric is a gurl

    i think

    They never said they weren't :p
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    WombatDeathWombatDeath Posts: 4,723
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    Biffo the Bear wrote: »
    However, many a time I've been cracking one off, and then felt a glare. I open my eyes and the cat's sat there staring at me, all indignant. It really puts me off.

    Try aiming at it; that'll teach it to mind its own business.

    Unless it decides that it enjoys the taste, in which case you'll be in a very awkward position. As a strategy I must admit that it's not entirely without risk.
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    MandarkMandark Posts: 47,964
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    I bet David Blunkett's dog's seen a lot. More than his master no doubt!! :D
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    TheEricPollard wrote: »
    I am. with a fanjita and everyhting. But some think otherwise. :confused:

    easy mistake to make;)
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    Mandark wrote: »
    I bet David Blunkett's dog's seen a lot. More than his master no doubt!! :D

    <just swallowed own sick >

    thanks!:(
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    Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    TheEricPollard wrote: »
    I am. with a fanjita and everyhting. But some think otherwise. :confused:

    Have you got a groomed moustache and selection of grey nylon dress suits?
    WombatDeath wrote: »
    Try aiming at it; that'll teach it to mind its own business.

    Unless it decides that it enjoys the taste, in which case you'll be in a very awkward position. As a strategy I must admit that it's not entirely without risk.

    No - that to me would be kind of like.. some weird bestio-autophagic-cannibalism.. or something.. I dunno.
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    &#272;irona&#272;irona Posts: 15,881
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    crikey, you men are animals!
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    rosco2010rosco2010 Posts: 7,501
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    I had sex whilst a bee was buzzing around the window, does that count?
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    FOXPRESIDENTFOXPRESIDENT Posts: 4,144
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    Am I the only one whom has avoided this thread for a few hours after mis seeing the thread title for "Could you make love with an animial in a room"

    I'm glad I read it properly now :p
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    LillithLillith Posts: 946
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    Many years ago I had a very prim and proper lady round for coffee and my teenage son was "entertaining" a young lady in his bedroom. The cat came down the stairs into the living room with a used condom stuck to his fur.
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    OvalteenieOvalteenie Posts: 24,169
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    Is it biologically possible to cross-fertilise between species?

    & give birth to a centaur or a minotaur (for example)?

    The horns must have been painful :eek:
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    LillithLillith Posts: 946
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    Having been brought up on a farm i wouldn't be the size of the bull's HORNS that would worry me.
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    ScottishwhiteScottishwhite Posts: 1,236
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    One of our dogs stares at us when we start at it she's known as Mirena, she's that good at birth control!!
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    i`d be more bothered about "making love".
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    Lillith wrote: »
    The cat came down the stairs into the living room with a used condom stuck to his fur.

    Are you sure your son didn't attach it to the cat's fur, just for the devilment of it :confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Having had my arse stabbed by a cat, my dangly bits scratched by the same cat on another occasion, and having had a different cat draw blood from my big toe, I refuse to allow cats into the bedroom of my lady friend(s) during the dirty deed.
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