Fear not Betty ... he's a resourceful lad, he'll go down Toys R Us and get a stunt baby for any dramatic scenarios
Probably end up taking the wrong one back for a refund after the birth but heh ho ... bit awkward
I bet CP will be on the phone to Mothercare etc to make sure that Pete and Emily will be seen shopping at their stores. All captured by the film crew...
It's yet another attempt to convince the world (and himself) that he's an irresistible sex god, as opposed to deeply off-putting. Except to Ems, that is - has she had an eye test lately?
It's yet another attempt to convince the world (and himself) that he's an irresistible sex god, as opposed to deeply off-putting. Except to Ems, that is - has she had an eye test lately?
Are you mad?:D
Not even in the middle of winter, he's not missing any opportunity to show off those arm muscles!
I bet CP will be on the phone to Mothercare etc to make sure that Pete and Emily will be seen shopping at their stores. All captured by the film crew...
Oh for sure ... this is a big kerching moment for the claire bear ... she'll be making a shortlist of names, starting a baby fund (2% of all donations to charity), planning the new Pete maternity range (as modelled by Pete), maybe even a new perfume "Plascenta".
Oh for sure ... this is a big kerching moment for the claire bear ... she'll be making a shortlist of names, starting a baby fund (2% of all donations to charity), planning the new Pete maternity range (as modelled by Pete), maybe even a new perfume "Plascenta".
Now that's a perfume I'm thinking of adding to my collection ...NOT
Oh no, he's even giving us ingredients & instructions on how to cook a full English breakfast. How did I ever manage to cook a sausage before this!:eek:
Oh no, he's even giving us ingredients & instructions on how to cook a full English breakfast. How did I ever manage to cook a sausage before this!:eek:
Oh no, he's even giving us ingredients & instructions on how to cook a full English breakfast. How did I ever manage to cook a sausage before this!:eek:
Poor Gloria, she has to cook, take the pic, copy and paste the recipe and upload all to his site. She really deserves her own show.... Gloria, my life as Cinderella is non-stop!
Poor Gloria, she has to cook, take the pic, copy and paste the recipe and upload all to his site. She really deserves her own show.... Gloria, my life as Cinderella is non-stop!
That poor woman, she must have the patience of a Saint:(
From what is written on here ..you must know Andre doesn't do anything himself..so why think he would on a website he probably doesn't do anything on either
Oh I do love to watch him cook,:eek: I imagine he thinks he'll be doing a cookery show alongside Gino D'Acampo, in the not too distant future.
Unfortunately I've yet to see him master a BBQ without something going belly up.
*waves*:) didn't he move on to single dad dinners - or something like that - now his website has posted pictures of meals with instructions. I guess the publishers didn't knock down his door
*waves*:) didn't he move on to single dad dinners - or something like that - now his website has posted pictures of meals with instructions. I guess the publishers didn't knock down his door
*waves and pelts everyone with maltesers and cheesy wotsits*
I would imagine that PA used the same half-arsed, lackadaisical approach to BBCAndre he seems to do with everything else and just shouted out a load of suggestions for the things he wanted on the website then went for a nice lie down while someone else did the actual work.
Won't he have to drop all the "only single joint custody dad in the world" shtick now that the blessed Emily is not only bearing the Spawn of Andre but is also on the verge of becoming Mrs PA number 2?
I was actually wondering how PA was feeling about the impending Baby Andre being overshadowed not only by Will and Kate, but the even more hilarious and unlikely announcement of Simon Cowell's "happy accident".;)
*waves and pelts everyone with maltesers and cheesy wotsits*
I would imagine that PA used the same half-arsed, lackadaisical approach to BBCAndre he seems to do with everything else and just shouted out a load of suggestions for the things he wanted on the website then went for a nice lie down while someone else did the actual work.
Won't he have to drop all the "only single joint custody dad in the world" shtick now that the blessed Emily is not only bearing the Spawn of Andre but is also on the verge of becoming Mrs PA number 2?
I was actually wondering how PA was feeling about the impending Baby Andre being overshadowed not only by Will and Kate, but the even more hilarious and unlikely announcement of Simon Cowell's "happy accident".;)
This has been my favourite by-product of the outbreak of "happyaccyfever" that has hit poor, unprepared Z/celebville recently.
I bet he is gutted. All those "top" mag covers that they won't get now.:D
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I hope they don't have any drama with their pregnancy/baby.... I know he will have to fill his tv show but not with drama re their baby Please
His arms look completely out of scale
Fear not Betty ... he's a resourceful lad, he'll go down Toys R Us and get a stunt baby for any dramatic scenarios
Probably end up taking the wrong one back for a refund after the birth but heh ho ... bit awkward
Cyril he will get 2 baby dolls
I bet CP will be on the phone to Mothercare etc to make sure that Pete and Emily will be seen shopping at their stores. All captured by the film crew...
Does he ever wear t-shirts with sleeves?
It's yet another attempt to convince the world (and himself) that he's an irresistible sex god, as opposed to deeply off-putting. Except to Ems, that is - has she had an eye test lately?
Are you mad?:D
Not even in the middle of winter, he's not missing any opportunity to show off those arm muscles!
Oh for sure ... this is a big kerching moment for the claire bear ... she'll be making a shortlist of names, starting a baby fund (2% of all donations to charity), planning the new Pete maternity range (as modelled by Pete), maybe even a new perfume "Plascenta".
Now that's a perfume I'm thinking of adding to my collection ...NOT
http://thepeterandrechannel.com/to-tell-you-the-truth-i-dont-act
I'm relieved he stated the egg needs to he cracked, I had no idea
Poor Gloria, she has to cook, take the pic, copy and paste the recipe and upload all to his site. She really deserves her own show.... Gloria, my life as Cinderella is non-stop!
You can tell it isn't even his writing style
Oh did he? I hadn't notice. And there was me going to attempt scrambled eggs without cracking the egg, praise the Lord for Pete!:D
That poor woman, she must have the patience of a Saint:(
I just find it amusing that he's so desperate to fill his silly channel, that he's resorted to teaching us all to fry an egg!:eek:
pics taken from websites, not all his actual food pics. Obviously Gloria only has time to find the pics on the website
I suddenly feel so ripped off.
I belieeeved peter, you fraud! :eek:
From what is written on here ..you must know Andre doesn't do anything himself..so why think he would on a website he probably doesn't do anything on either
How rude!
Of COURSE he's writing them himself.
Don't you remember his million pound deal for a "greekenglian" cookbook?:rolleyes:
Did that ever happen?
About as likely as filling Wembley was.
Try & take comfort from the fact, you've seen the light, better late than never;)
Oh I do love to watch him cook,:eek: I imagine he thinks he'll be doing a cookery show alongside Gino D'Acampo, in the not too distant future.
Unfortunately I've yet to see him master a BBQ without something going belly up.
Welcome back, nice to see you.:D
*waves*:) didn't he move on to single dad dinners - or something like that - now his website has posted pictures of meals with instructions. I guess the publishers didn't knock down his door
*waves and pelts everyone with maltesers and cheesy wotsits*
I would imagine that PA used the same half-arsed, lackadaisical approach to BBCAndre he seems to do with everything else and just shouted out a load of suggestions for the things he wanted on the website then went for a nice lie down while someone else did the actual work.
Won't he have to drop all the "only single joint custody dad in the world" shtick now that the blessed Emily is not only bearing the Spawn of Andre but is also on the verge of becoming Mrs PA number 2?
I was actually wondering how PA was feeling about the impending Baby Andre being overshadowed not only by Will and Kate, but the even more hilarious and unlikely announcement of Simon Cowell's "happy accident".;)
This has been my favourite by-product of the outbreak of "happyaccyfever" that has hit poor, unprepared Z/celebville recently.
I bet he is gutted. All those "top" mag covers that they won't get now.:D