Take a roll, split it, butter it (they're warm), and slap on some of this Olde English Marmalade from one of these miniature pots.
Totally delicious.
Whatever ails you will seem better after you get a good layer of belly timber in you.
Take a roll, split it, butter it (they're warm), and slap on some of this Olde English Marmalade from one of these miniature pots.
Totally delicious.
Whatever ails you will seem better after you get a good layer of belly timber in you.
*puts on specs, grabs clipboard and pats the sofa in the snug*
why don't you lie down and tell me all about it
*sits back in chair with pen poised*
Well, it all started in 1996. The lizard government (it could only have been them) transmitted "He's half human" thought waves to my cerebral cortex. Through the telly.
I have since learnt tin foil hats keep them at bay. But every now and then the lizard government get some transmissions through. "the Doctor loves his companion", "he killed all the Time Lords", "he likes to wear a Fez" and other evil falsehoods.
The price of freedom is constant vigilence. So I demonstrate my freedom by locking myself in my nuclear bunker freeze framing episodes of Doctor Who for evidence of anachronistic props and street detail.
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Take a roll, split it, butter it (they're warm), and slap on some of this Olde English Marmalade from one of these miniature pots.
Totally delicious.
Whatever ails you will seem better after you get a good layer of belly timber in you.
My innuendo gland just went *PING*
I'd get that looked at if I were you. Is there a doctor in the house?
NURSE, The Screens!!!!!
Just had a thought... How would Dr Who have panned out if Sid James had got the lead role?
Carry on up the TARDIS?
Barbara Windsor and her Dalek bumps?
Alpha Centauri's costume would have been even less subtle
They'd have got a bumbling, white haired scientist to investigate reports of monster activity; no doubt played by Jon Pertwee. Oh, wait a minute...?
Charles Hawtry as Jamie? No thank you!! :eek::D
Bernard Cribbins as Hary Sullivan?
William Hartnell as Sergeant major in UNIT?
Yes, but Joan Sims would make a far better Rani than Kate O'Mara.
We might enjoy Bernard Breslaw's portrayal of an Ice Warrior.
Nah, he just wouldnt have the gravitas.
Kenneth Connor as a Sontaran might work
He would have made a brilliant "Celestial Toymaker / Mind Robber / Dreamlord" type villain. "The Camp Master".
The not especially meddling monk.
Kenneth Connor for Harry I think.
Charles hawtrey for Omega.
Might be ok if they have Peter Cushing playing the Doctor, now that would have been interesting.
Meh, they'd probably mess about with it and make the Doctor *gasp* human
la la la I'm not listening. la la la.
*books session with therapist*
*puts on specs, grabs clipboard and pats the sofa in the snug*
why don't you lie down and tell me all about it
*sits back in chair with pen poised*
Pah! Psychoanalysis is run by a bunch of freudsters.
*ba dum tish*
Well, it all started in 1996. The lizard government (it could only have been them) transmitted "He's half human" thought waves to my cerebral cortex. Through the telly.
I have since learnt tin foil hats keep them at bay. But every now and then the lizard government get some transmissions through. "the Doctor loves his companion", "he killed all the Time Lords", "he likes to wear a Fez" and other evil falsehoods.
The price of freedom is constant vigilence. So I demonstrate my freedom by locking myself in my nuclear bunker freeze framing episodes of Doctor Who for evidence of anachronistic props and street detail.