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Celebs supposed to be hot, who are not

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    TejasTejas Posts: 5,027
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    Pixie Lott - looks like the after thought of a love affair between a Moomin and his sister.

    I really can't see this one at all! :confused: Moomins are kind of cute though I guess. ;-)
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    Sweaty Job RotSweaty Job Rot Posts: 2,031
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    Tejas wrote: »
    I really can't see this one at all! :confused: Moomins are kind of cute though I guess. ;-)

    A child of a moomin brother and sister would defo not look cute. 😝
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    speedy_gonzalesspeedy_gonzales Posts: 1,167
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    callum best,looks like a young albert steptoe.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    Tejas wrote: »
    They didn't! That was based on all the FHM polls over the last 20 years or something, I think it was for an anniversary of the magazine. Based on average results in their annual poll from over the years, Rachel came out top.

    Ohhh now that makes more sense! Thank you!

    I was wondering how she beat out girls like Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawerence and Mila Kunis.
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    Carey Mulligan - passable with makeup but the face is way too mannish and that jaw is destined to crush gob stoppers.

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    That one seems plain wrong. She has a tiny, delicate, pixie face. I think she is gorgeous.

    I don't usually go round thinking people are ugly.

    I always hated the iconic Farrah Fawcett poster that decorated a million student rooms when I was young. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Farrah_Fawcett_iconic_pinup_1976.jpg It doesn't even look like a smile to me, just a big lipless, toothy grimace of pain.

    Simon Cowell - do people find him attractive? He always looks insufferably pleased with himself and smug, and more than somewhat like Piers Morgan.

    Every time I see the words 'Channing Tatum' I think of Stockard Channing. http://www.imisstheoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1978_grease-stockard-channing.jpg Goddess.
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    Kirsty_Jones90Kirsty_Jones90 Posts: 1,609
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    Agree with your list except for one person. I think Zayn from 1D is gorgeous. Possibly Nicky from Westlife too as he's gotten older but I can let that one slide.

    Do people really find Shane Ritchie hot lol?

    If forced to choose Zayn would be my choice but preferably how he looked about 1.5 year ago, not nowadays. Otherwise Liam.
    From Westlife none, never understood at school why some girls were besotted over their looks.

    Agree with everyone about Colin Firth, nothing hot there
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    Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    I'm getting a Bradley Cooper mask for Valentine's Day.

    I can't stand him, but I want to see how my gf reacts. She is bat***t crazy about him.
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    Born lippyBorn lippy Posts: 2,839
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    According to Metro she steam cleans her klunge, maybe she should give her face a steaming as well. 😝

    Apparently got a "seventies vibe" going on down there - her words. At least the steam clean keeps the critters from nesting
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    Born lippyBorn lippy Posts: 2,839
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    If forced to choose Zayn would be my choice but preferably how he looked about 1.5 year ago, not nowadays. Otherwise Liam.
    From Westlife none, never understood at school why some girls were besotted over their looks.

    Agree with everyone about Colin Firth, nothing hot there
    Colin Firth is to die for!!! He can firth my fourth any day of the week
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    Ella NutElla Nut Posts: 9,031
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    That one seems plain wrong. She has a tiny, delicate, pixie face. I think she is gorgeous.

    I don't usually go round thinking people are ugly.

    I always hated the iconic Farrah Fawcett poster that decorated a million student rooms when I was young. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Farrah_Fawcett_iconic_pinup_1976.jpg It doesn't even look like a smile to me, just a big lipless, toothy grimace of pain.

    Simon Cowell - do people find him attractive? He always looks insufferably pleased with himself and smug, and more than somewhat like Piers Morgan.

    Every time I see the words 'Channing Tatum' I think of Stockard Channing. http://www.imisstheoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1978_grease-stockard-channing.jpg Goddess.

    Farrah Fawcett - yes! I was thinking the very same thing last night when some programme was on BBC4 about 70's pop crooners. Charlies Angels came into my head. I think facially she was quite unappealing. Almost mannish. Jaclyn Smith on the other hand knocked spots off the other Angels.
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    SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    Channing Tatum Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch :)

    Indeed! I think his fans are just willing to overlook his average face in favour of his physique.
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    KittyKinsKittyKins Posts: 1,184
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    Megan Trainer & Pixie Lott - looks like the after thought of a love affair between a Moomin and his sister.

    Cherie Blair - yes some do have an attraction for her but to me she looks like the product of a love affair with a gonk.

    Sally Bercow - she thinks she is hot but to me she looks like the back end of a cow with diarrhoea.

    Cherie Blair is considered hot? 😕😂😂😂
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    NeverEnoughNeverEnough Posts: 3,052
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    I don't know if she was ever considered hot as such but I always cringed when EastEnders did a story line when Sonia Fowler (Natalie Cassidy) was the object of the affections of the good looking teenage lads. (Jamie Mitchell, Martin Fowler etc). Not only was the character a plain hefty girl, she was a plain hefty girl who was constantly as miserable as wet January in Falkirk.

    And even when she was in her prime in the carry on films I never understood why Barabara Windsor was considered sexy.

    Emma Bunton was very average.in my opinion.
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    loddellboshloddellbosh Posts: 5,315
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    Every time I see the words 'Channing Tatum' I think of Stockard Channing. http://www.imisstheoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1978_grease-stockard-channing.jpg Goddess.

    I do this too.
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    elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    I don't know if she was ever considered hot as such but I always cringed when EastEnders did a story line when Sonia Fowler (Natalie Cassidy) was the object of the affections of the good looking teenage lads. (Jamie Mitchell, Martin Fowler etc). Not only was the character a plain hefty girl, she was a plain hefty girl who was constantly as miserable as wet January in Falkirk.

    And even when she was in her prime in the carry on films I never understood why Barabara Windsor was considered sexy.

    The 'dolly bird' look of the time I guess. Why however, the Carry On writers were so persistent in acting like she had huge knockers when she blatantly didn't however, remains a mystery.
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    m-riverm-river Posts: 743
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    I don't know if she was ever considered hot as such but I always cringed when EastEnders did a story line when Sonia Fowler (Natalie Cassidy) was the object of the affections of the good looking teenage lads. (Jamie Mitchell, Martin Fowler etc). Not only was the character a plain hefty girl, she was a plain hefty girl who was constantly as miserable as wet January in Falkirk.

    And even when she was in her prime in the carry on films I never understood why Barabara Windsor was considered sexy.

    Emma Bunton was very average.in my opinion.

    She was fairly overrated back in the day. I met both her and Mel B in Mexico last year and Mel is actually alot more attractive in person
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    ArcanaArcana Posts: 37,521
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    Cyrus-the-Virus
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    pearlsandplumspearlsandplums Posts: 29,604
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    Kate Moss was always my stock answer to this

    Kate Moss is the double of Gillian Taylforth. Gillian Possibly looks better too
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    Sweaty Job RotSweaty Job Rot Posts: 2,031
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    Arcana wrote: »
    Cyrus-the-Virus

    She looks like the product of a incest between two Martians.

    Justin Bieber - pre teens still find this gone attractive but he looks like the rather messy afterbirth from the delivery of quads.
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    Walter NeffWalter Neff Posts: 9,201
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    Cumberbatch, a face that only mother could love, and incidentally his mother is Wanda Wentham who was really stunning in the 1960's.
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    ButterfaceButterface Posts: 2,709
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    Miley Cyrus - looks like a 12 year old boy in most pics, is totally unsexy, has an unattractive face and a furry white tongue. Yukkkk.

    Robbie Williams - lantern jawed moron who resembles a monkey.

    Keira Knightly - is fine until she laughs then something really strange goes on with that bottom jaw.

    Mark Wright - I just cannot see it AT. ALL. Enormous chin, moronic grin and totally dead behind the eyes.

    Suzannah Reid - weird piggy, mean little eyes.
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    PetroliciousPetrolicious Posts: 577
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    Anyone in Towie or any of those shows is automatically repulsive to me....

    That said...The media seem to focus on flavour of the month types. How Adam Levine got sexiest man of the year is a mystery to me...skinny, rat faced with awful tatts. Same with Khloe Kardashian..no matter how much SHE and the media try to convince us she's "hot"..she just isn't....It's Chewbacca in a dress.

    I just laugh at this stuff these days tbh. The daily Mail is absolutely the worst offender for this kind of crap.
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    m-riverm-river Posts: 743
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    Cumberbatch, a face that only mother could love, and incidentally his mother is Wanda Wentham who was really stunning in the 1960's.

    i'm with you, don't find the attractive side
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    Ella NutElla Nut Posts: 9,031
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    Cumberbatch, a face that only mother could love, and incidentally his mother is Wanda Wentham who was really stunning in the 1960's.

    I never realised that! Hmm, a very handsome father too.

    Cumberbatch isn't hot or good looking to me either.

    http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2013/04/the-full-dynastic-heritage-of-benedict-cumberbatch/
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    Tori_BaynesTori_Baynes Posts: 156
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    smiley virus looks like sandy the squirrel from spongebob, kim kardashian you could park an arctic between her arse cheeks
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