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Emmerdaily- 8th August. Otherwise engaged............
John Dough
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As PC Donna Windsor embarks on her last week of duty:(it's back to the most lawless village in Yorkshire! :cool::o
It's the day of Rakesh and Priya's fancy party with matai and everything
but will Jai be too busy 'negotiating sweets' to attend?>:( And what's malevolent Rakesh going to do with his 'explosive secret'?.:o
Tracy sets about more 'homemaking' with Sam:)well rid of that weasel Robbie whilst Thugden has a hospital appointment which once again descends into gratuitous violence.........>:( Little Sarah and David are on the cast list tonight too.:(
but will Jai be too busy 'negotiating sweets' to attend?>:( And what's malevolent Rakesh going to do with his 'explosive secret'?.:oTracy sets about more 'homemaking' with Sam:)well rid of that weasel Robbie whilst Thugden has a hospital appointment which once again descends into gratuitous violence.........>:( Little Sarah and David are on the cast list tonight too.:(
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I caught up with last night's eps this morning and can I just say....................Cain!! Phwoooaaar!! :cool::cool::cool:
Thank God it's Friday.
Thanks for the thread JD, love the spoilers
Fat isn't he?;-)>:(
Cheers for the thread, JD.
And good evening, all!
Anyway I just learnt that today is International Female Orgasm Day, so I had a duty to celebrate it. ;-)
Doesn't sound very fabulous >:(
You and the rest of the DS Cain Dingle P***y Posse must have been celebrating during last night's Emmerdale!
Two car collision at the fish shop whilst I was getting tea earlier. Thankfully nobody was hurt.
Hi all!
So, head on over to the Survivor thread(s) and cast your votes!
Corrie: http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?p=74072876#post74072876
And
Emmerdale: http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1993809
Good evening all
A woman is talking to her husband. She asks: "If I died, would you meet someone else?"
He replies: "I don't see why not."
She says: "Would she sleep in our bed."
"Probably, yes," he answers.
His wife asks: "Would you play golf with her?"
He replies: "Yes, I think so."
"And would she use my clubs?"
Her husband replies: "No, she's left-handed
At least I got to see FitSadlyNotGaySoonToBeTotally DevastatedOverDonnaAlthoughStarWillBeInEcstacyCarjackerRoss, on This Morning, earlier today!
He was looking mighty fine!;-)
I hope there's more Cain tonight, preferably clothes-less Cain:cool::cool:. Not Jai though, the thought of a sweaty naked lemon sucking faced M & M junior is making me reach for the eye bleach:o.
Several times! ;-)
I'm glad I watched yesterday, my only hopes are back together. Huzzah!
Great joke 80sGal!
1) She has not told work?
2) She is still going in to work?
What the f**k, how stupid do the writers think we are.
What were 2 cars doing inside a chippy?
6 days to go!
You truly are the doyen of the daily
after my Uncle saying my god Moira has arms like Popeye last night here are my efforts for the ribs of the nation
The butcher said, 'I bet you £300 you can't reach that meat up there!'
I said, 'No, I'm not taking the bet, the steaks are too high.'
Customer - Can I have two Vennison please?
Butcher - That'll be £400 please
Customer - That's two dear
So he didn't get it.
I'd like a nice piece of lamb. And make it lean.
Certainly madam, which way?
Lionel Ritchie works in my local butchers,every time I go in he says Hello is it meat your looking for,the shop is open 24 hours now or as he says all night long
On another note,It can be embarrassing being dyslexic , last week I went to a toga party dressed as a goat