Little tricks of the trade.

horsepills · 26/04/13 - 02:53

klendathu wrote: »

Masturbate on the cheap by using a free TV mag with the paper rather than expensive top shelf publications .
There's usually some fit soap birds in there every weekend

I don't understand why anyone would buy a magazine now we have internet and smartphones.

Fizzbin · 26/04/13 - 02:55

Bedsit Bob wrote: »

I see there's a lot of Viz readers on DS tonight.

Save money buying expensive back editions of Viz comic by waiting for a thread to come along on Digital Spy about money saving tips.

[Deleted User] · 26/04/13 - 02:57

horsepills wrote: »

I don't understand why anyone would buy a magazine now we have internet and smartphones.

I think there's still a market there to be honest . Especially amongst the older generation . My father for example cannot even operate a microwave , let alone whack off using a Samsung Galaxy S3 .

gouldfather · 26/04/13 - 02:58

klendathu wrote: »

Masturbate on the cheap by using a free TV mag with the paper rather than expensive top shelf publications .
There's usually some fit soap birds in there every weekend

Updated for 2013: masturbate on the cheap by using free porn websites rather than expensive subscription ones.
Who needs, after all, a porno lasting 2 hours?

swaydog · 26/04/13 - 03:42

KJ44 wrote: »

Google "Viz Top Tips" ?

"AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe” whenever you leave your car parked illegally."

nafanny29 · 26/04/13 - 04:01

Put some teabags in your hot water tank, and have hot tea on tap all day.

[Deleted User] · 28/04/13 - 19:00

Save money on buying expensive carpets, just cut out pieces of carpet to fit your feet and fix the cut-outs to the soles of your feet with sellotape and walk around your house and it will feel that you have a fully carpeted house.