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After travelling Forward in the Tardis...

... here's next weekend's forum thread(s) in a nutshell:
I hate Tess/I love Tess
I hate Claudia/Claudia's great
Pixie was robbed
Len's brilliant/Len's the Devil incarnate
Darcy should be head judge/Darcy should be tarred and feathered
Zoe's the best TV presenter ever/Zoe's rubbish compared to Claudia/Zoe should compare the show instead of Tess
Pixie had to go
Boy George was worse than Paloma/Paloma's not fit to carry Boy George's make-up bag
The singer's are like castrated cats/The singers were fantastic tonight
Tess is really improving/Tess just reads off the autocue
Len shouldn't have the casting vote/The audience are morons for voting Pixie into the dance-off/Pixie was robbed some more
I hate Kristina/Aliona/Karen/Ola/Natalie etc
Kevin is SO annoying/what a cracking bloke Kevin seems to be
Anton should be fronting the programme/NEVER let Anton front the show
Bring back Bruce/Bruce was dire
Craig's the only decent judge/Bruno's the best/Darcy's the only one fit to judge 'cos of her background/Darcy knows nothing about ballroom dancing/Len only says, "You came out and gave it a go" (Oh, hang on, that's one of mine)

All this makes you wonder quite why we watch but, then again, I guess it's the same reason why millions buy the Daily Mail: in a perverse way we like becoming incensed

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    Mr CellophaneMr Cellophane Posts: 2,505
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    With a few minor alterations that could be all of next series threads!
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    SallyforthSallyforth Posts: 7,404
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    You have missed the bits about who should or should not have won.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 38
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    Sallyforth wrote: »
    You have missed the bits about who should or should not have won.

    Damn, I knew I'd overlooked something.

    Whoever wins, obviously shouldn't have done.
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    posiepebblesposiepebbles Posts: 1,494
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    Damn, I knew I'd overlooked something.

    Whoever wins, obviously shouldn't have done.

    Because it's all a fix!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 38
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    Because it's all a fix!

    Absolutely, and that's why we all hate it/love it!

    PS. Has anyone mentioned Darcy's hair?
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    The Steel FlippThe Steel Flipp Posts: 4,917
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    You also missed this show is a dance contest not an entertainment show/ this is an entertainment show not a dance contest. I never tire of reading these ones.
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    MarkBluemelMarkBluemel Posts: 1,781
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    You missed out the conspiracy threads :-

    Pixie should have won but the tour organizers/the voting public/Len/the Stasi/the CIA/MI5/the RNIB/the Girl Guides wanted her out...
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    daziechaindaziechain Posts: 12,124
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    Vicky Gill .. literally stitching some contestants up!
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