Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot. No-one in their right mind attaches the same amount of genius that you do to your Alan Partridge rip off cringe fest you assume is some form of comedic nadir, you navel gazing self worshiping cock. Oh, and "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy. Odious horrific charmless little turd of a man.
Pwicey. Mentally catatonic horror, constantly orange, constantly dreadful, constantly growing a sanctuary for caterpillars above her eyes, so unspeakable she challenges conventional notions of philosophy.
Heather Mills. Everyone in the world is a liar. Everyone but the pegged legged pingu lipped hop along train wreck herself. You're bat-shit crazy woman, borderline psychotic. Rats milk? Rats milk?!? And you compare yourself to Princess Diana? I wouldn't compare you to a vague mildew found on a dying rats scrotum.
Katona. There are people with real problems. Blowing your money on chips, ketamine, and porches for a balding retarded sasquatch with a head bigger than Pluto is down to your own stupidity, and no-one gives a shit how badly you feel, or about your comeback. When you put your nostrils before your kids you get everything you deserve.
Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot. No-one in their right mind attaches the same amount of genius that you do to your Alan Partridge rip off cringe fest you assume is some form of comedic nadir, you navel gazing self worshiping cock. Oh, and "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy. Odious horrific charmless little turd of a man.LIST]
Wow. Everything I wanted to say about Gervais except better!!
Also
Piers Morgan makes me cringe. Cannot stand the man.
Tom Hanks rubs me up the wrong way. No idea why, I'm sure he's perfectly nice.
Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot. No-one in their right mind attaches the same amount of genius that you do to your Alan Partridge rip off cringe fest you assume is some form of comedic nadir, you navel gazing self worshiping cock. Oh, and "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy. Odious horrific charmless little turd of a man.
Pwicey. Mentally catatonic horror, constantly orange, constantly dreadful, constantly growing a sanctuary for caterpillars above her eyes, so unspeakable she challenges conventional notions of philosophy.
Heather Mills. Everyone in the world is a liar. Everyone but the pegged legged pingu lipped hop along train wreck herself. You're bat-shit crazy woman, borderline psychotic. Rats milk? Rats milk?!? And you compare yourself to Princess Diana? I wouldn't compare you to a vague mildew found on a dying rats scrotum.
Katona. There are people with real problems. Blowing your money on chips, ketamine, and porches for a balding retarded sasquatch with a head bigger than Pluto is down to your own stupidity, and no-one gives a shit how badly you feel, or about your comeback. When you put your nostrils before your kids you get everything you deserve.
Aso, all them f**kers on Eggheads. Hate the lot of them. It's actually getting to the point where I'm not sure I can watch the show anymore.
They are just so smug and self-righteous, and they discuss the answer to the question for ages (even though they so obviously know the answer), and really smugly give the answer, and then they laugh if the contenders get the question wrong, and give those "oh-that-question-was-SO-easy" look to the poor contenders.
Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot.... "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy.
Really!? When did that happen!?
Perhaps he didn't start doing the dance until after they started throwing stuff, and he was jumping around and waving his arms as he avoided the missiles!
Perhaps he didn't start doing the dance until after they started throwing stuff, and he was jumping around and waving his arms as he avoided the missiles!
The Diana concert in 2007 where he did that "trademark" dance we all love so much. Though for some reason, a few thousand or so people thought he was a self indulgent prick, especially funny considering it was a Diana concert and God knows the patrons of that will usually buy into any old shit, and still managed to see through Gervais.
I would, personally, happily **** that disgrace till my hands dropped off.
Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot. No-one in their right mind attaches the same amount of genius that you do to your Alan Partridge rip off cringe fest you assume is some form of comedic nadir, you navel gazing self worshiping cock. Oh, and "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy. Odious horrific charmless little turd of a man.
Pwicey. Mentally catatonic horror, constantly orange, constantly dreadful, constantly growing a sanctuary for caterpillars above her eyes, so unspeakable she challenges conventional notions of philosophy.
Heather Mills. Everyone in the world is a liar. Everyone but the pegged legged pingu lipped hop along train wreck herself. You're bat-shit crazy woman, borderline psychotic. Rats milk? Rats milk?!? And you compare yourself to Princess Diana? I wouldn't compare you to a vague mildew found on a dying rats scrotum.
Katona. There are people with real problems. Blowing your money on chips, ketamine, and porches for a balding retarded sasquatch with a head bigger than Pluto is down to your own stupidity, and no-one gives a shit how badly you feel, or about your comeback. When you put your nostrils before your kids you get everything you deserve.
My thoughts exactly. I am sick and tired of people saying how funny this egotistical talent-free individual is when all I see is Ricky Gervais being his usual annoying self with a sarcastic fake laugh and over-inflated opinion of himself. Unfortunately the people who are taken in by this modern day example of "The Emperor's New Clothes" will spring to his defence and say the usual rubbish about how those who see through him and his mediocrity just "don't get it". Well no, I do not get it because there is nothing to get.
As for Kerry Katona and Katie Price the least said the better.
There is nothing wrong with Keith Chegwin, he is just a bit too loud and enthusiastic on GMTV when trying to inject some life into the outside broadcasts on GMTV. He was better on the Big Breakfast though, about the only thing worth watching on it (apart from Richard Orford) and better than the queen of bland and insipid television herself, Gaby Roslin who could not do an interesting programme if her life depended on it.
Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot. No-one in their right mind attaches the same amount of genius that you do to your Alan Partridge rip off cringe fest you assume is some form of comedic nadir, you navel gazing self worshiping cock. Oh, and "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy. Odious horrific charmless little turd of a man.
Pwicey. Mentally catatonic horror, constantly orange, constantly dreadful, constantly growing a sanctuary for caterpillars above her eyes, so unspeakable she challenges conventional notions of philosophy.
Heather Mills. Everyone in the world is a liar. Everyone but the pegged legged pingu lipped hop along train wreck herself. You're bat-shit crazy woman, borderline psychotic. Rats milk? Rats milk?!? And you compare yourself to Princess Diana? I wouldn't compare you to a vague mildew found on a dying rats scrotum.
Katona. There are people with real problems. Blowing your money on chips, ketamine, and porches for a balding retarded sasquatch with a head bigger than Pluto is down to your own stupidity, and no-one gives a shit how badly you feel, or about your comeback. When you put your nostrils before your kids you get everything you deserve.
Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot. No-one in their right mind attaches the same amount of genius that you do to your Alan Partridge rip off cringe fest you assume is some form of comedic nadir, you navel gazing self worshiping cock. Oh, and "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy. Odious horrific charmless little turd of a man.
Pwicey. Mentally catatonic horror, constantly orange, constantly dreadful, constantly growing a sanctuary for caterpillars above her eyes, so unspeakable she challenges conventional notions of philosophy.
Heather Mills. Everyone in the world is a liar. Everyone but the pegged legged pingu lipped hop along train wreck herself. You're bat-shit crazy woman, borderline psychotic. Rats milk? Rats milk?!? And you compare yourself to Princess Diana? I wouldn't compare you to a vague mildew found on a dying rats scrotum.
Katona. There are people with real problems. Blowing your money on chips, ketamine, and porches for a balding retarded sasquatch with a head bigger than Pluto is down to your own stupidity, and no-one gives a shit how badly you feel, or about your comeback. When you put your nostrils before your kids you get everything you deserve.
I agree with your list.
And i would like to add Cowell for his services to general nastiness and the Minogues for being irritating!
Katie Price
Jimmy Saville
Mark Lamarr
David Dickenson
Anthea Turner
that racing commentator that wears the deer stalker- name will not come to me ? John Mc Crilrick?? Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Jim Davidson[/B]
these two are the ones I most despise- racist sexist and bigoted
Gervais. Cock toothed self congratulatory tosspot. No-one in their right mind attaches the same amount of genius that you do to your Alan Partridge rip off cringe fest you assume is some form of comedic nadir, you navel gazing self worshiping cock. Oh, and "that dance", you know, the one you assumed that everyone was begging you for at that concert, when you got roundly booed and had bottles of piss thrown at you? That's the response to your charm when you are not surrounded by people who think you are the saviour of British comedy. Odious horrific charmless little turd of a man.
Pwicey. Mentally catatonic horror, constantly orange, constantly dreadful, constantly growing a sanctuary for caterpillars above her eyes, so unspeakable she challenges conventional notions of philosophy.
Heather Mills. Everyone in the world is a liar. Everyone but the pegged legged pingu lipped hop along train wreck herself. You're bat-shit crazy woman, borderline psychotic. Rats milk? Rats milk?!? And you compare yourself to Princess Diana? I wouldn't compare you to a vague mildew found on a dying rats scrotum.
Katona. There are people with real problems. Blowing your money on chips, ketamine, and porches for a balding retarded sasquatch with a head bigger than Pluto is down to your own stupidity, and no-one gives a shit how badly you feel, or about your comeback. When you put your nostrils before your kids you get everything you deserve.
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Cole /Tweedy,just how she got to this level of status i just cannot understand.
Halliwell,thank god she's hardly in the limelight anymore,no grace no class, just annoying!
Wow. Everything I wanted to say about Gervais except better!!
Also
Piers Morgan makes me cringe. Cannot stand the man.
Tom Hanks rubs me up the wrong way. No idea why, I'm sure he's perfectly nice.
Katie Price. She's just cold.
Haha!
Heather Mills- I think she was in it for the money with Macca :rolleyes:
Really!? When did that happen!?
Perhaps he didn't start doing the dance until after they started throwing stuff, and he was jumping around and waving his arms as he avoided the missiles!
The Diana concert in 2007 where he did that "trademark" dance we all love so much. Though for some reason, a few thousand or so people thought he was a self indulgent prick, especially funny considering it was a Diana concert and God knows the patrons of that will usually buy into any old shit, and still managed to see through Gervais.
I would, personally, happily **** that disgrace till my hands dropped off.
As for Kerry Katona and Katie Price the least said the better.
Just trying to think what that word is they've deleted!
T.W.A.T.
Didn't think of that. Thanks, it makes sence now!
Hard to argue with any of these!
Yeah, she's really annoying.
Piers Morgan
Christina (off the one show)
James cordon
Kylie&Dannii Minogue
I agree with your list.
And i would like to add Cowell for his services to general nastiness and the Minogues for being irritating!
Denise Welch
Katona
Biffa Cole
The Kardashians
Pwicey
Gordon Ramsey:mad:
Vanessa Feltz
John Mcririck
The entire Showbiz forum is about that
Jimmy Saville
Mark Lamarr
David Dickenson
Anthea Turner
that racing commentator that wears the deer stalker- name will not come to me ? John Mc Crilrick??
Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Jim Davidson[/B]
these two are the ones I most despise- racist sexist and bigoted
:eek:Don't hold back, will you!!:eek::D
piers morgan-smug
peter andre-feels too sorry for himself
carol from loose women-acts like shes cool when shes really not
robert pattison- needs a good wash
sarah harding - am a big fan of all of GA but i just cant stand her.
there are probably more but i cant think x