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  Ber Posts: 24,562

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  15/02/13 - 12:42 #2

  Heres mine:
  
  Can you check if Iron turned off. Ta xxx

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  LH1 Posts: 2,394

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  15/02/13 - 12:42 #3

  :d :d :d

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  Miss XYZ Posts: 14,023

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  15/02/13 - 12:42 #4

  Sounds as though your text arrived a day late.

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  marlman Posts: 661

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  15/02/13 - 12:43 #5

  Roses are red
  Violets are glorious
  Don't try to surprise
  Oscar Pistorious

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  John259 Posts: 28,467

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  15/02/13 - 12:51 #6

  Roses are red
  Violets are better
  Looks like the end
  Of Kevin Webster

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  ffawkes Posts: 4,495

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  15/02/13 - 12:52 #7

  Sugar is sweet
  Honey is sweeter
  Hundreds of Russians
  Hurt by a meteor

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  15/02/13 - 12:56 #8

  Haha some brilliant ones in this thread!

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  mumbles26 Posts: 5,768

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  15/02/13 - 12:57 #9

  Briiliant thread, keep em doing they're really cheering me up

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  Titan9 Posts: 2,472

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  15/02/13 - 13:00 #10

  Beef is Horse
  You knew that of course
  Tasty it may see
  RIP you might be
  
  Shite effort.

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  John259 Posts: 28,467

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  15/02/13 - 13:02 #11

  Roses for Sandra
  Violets for Claire
  LAPD find body
  In Big Bear

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  John259 Posts: 28,467

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  15/02/13 - 13:07 #12

  What's in this burger
  Lizzie asked Bea.
  G'day said she,
  It's real bute Lizzie.

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  15/02/13 - 13:13 #13

  roses are red violets are blue
  There's horse in you're burger,
  someones cheating you.:eek:

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  joiji Posts: 582

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  15/02/13 - 13:32 #14

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Don't sneak in on Oliver Pistorious
  If you know what's good for you

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  Ber Posts: 24,562

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  15/02/13 - 13:36 #15

  Roses are red
  Bacon is too
  No rhyme for bacon
  Mmm... Bacon...

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  15/02/13 - 13:40 #16

  Just thanks to all contributors to this thread - a huge and genuine grin is surprising long-lost face muscles
  
  Papers are read
  Confidence void
  Try testing your eyesight
  On tonight's asteroid.

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  kimindex Posts: 68,250

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  15/02/13 - 13:53 #17

  Oscar Pistorious
  Is now more notorious
  Than Michael Le Vell
  And steak 'Frankel'.

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  Jason Posts: 76,557

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  15/02/13 - 13:56 #18

  Ber wrote: »

  Heres mine:
  
  Can you check if Iron turned off. Ta xxx

  
  Well did you ?

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  HenryGarten Posts: 24,800

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  15/02/13 - 13:57 #19

  Great.

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  cjsmummy Posts: 11,079

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  15/02/13 - 14:04 #20

  First text I got today.. Hi x:rolleyes:
  Exciting eh?

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  John259 Posts: 28,467

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  15/02/13 - 14:04 #21

  Keeping watching this thread
  'cos it sure ain't no bore.
  We get all of our ideas
  From BBC News 24.

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  Cunny Funt Posts: 1,905

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  15/02/13 - 17:55 #22

  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I suck at poetry,
  Show me your t!t$.

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  sweh Posts: 13,665

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  15/02/13 - 18:04 #23

  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  You lucky bastard,
  No one ever texts me.
  
  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I thought I was ugly,
  ...until I met you!
  
  Roses are red,
  Violets are black,
  Why is your chest,
  As flat as my back?

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  15/02/13 - 18:06 #24

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  I'm outside your window
  Watching everything you do

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  Ber Posts: 24,562

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  15/02/13 - 18:26 #25

  JasonWatkins wrote: »

  Well did you ?

  
  I had already done my rounds of switching off lights, appliances and extractor fans. Mr Ber always leaves at least one thing on in the morning rush

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  15/02/13 - 18:49 #26

  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I have made you a Valentines card,
  Out of glitter, paper and glue.
  
  It is not that much,
  It is from the heart,
  I have loved you since I met you,
  Right from the very start.

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