Andre's "suffering"

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  • momma11momma11 Posts: 3,843
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Ok, I confess, I really run the Pwicey fan club and get paid a gazillion quid a year to badmouth her exes.
    I mean, what's not to love about a rank orange trollop with a fondness of ramming objects into any orifice she can find, whether it hers or someone elses? I love, love, love her hypocrisy, her excellent advertisement for the institution of marriage and, more than anything, her genuine vocal talent.

    I love Pwicey - say it loud, say it proud


    *Disclaimer - the above isn't actually true before anyone takes my post as *evidence* they were right all along

    I bloomin' knew it !!!......
    oh , just seen the disclaimer...damn it !!!!!
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    momma11 wrote: »
    I bloomin' knew it !!!......
    oh , just seen the disclaimer...damn it !!!!!

    :D:D:D

    Just off to ask the nurse to up my medication :p
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    cazzz wrote: »
    to be fair Momma, nobody can surely have the stomach for that..I bet even Betty wont go that far and listen to it:D

    I wasn't going to listen to it..I was going to use the cd as a coaster
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Ok, I confess, I really run the Pwicey fan club and get paid a gazillion quid a year to badmouth her exes.
    I mean, what's not to love about a rank orange trollop with a fondness of ramming objects into any orifice she can find, whether it hers or someone elses? I love, love, love her hypocrisy, her excellent advertisement for the institution of marriage and, more than anything, her genuine vocal talent.

    I love Pwicey - say it loud, say it proud


    *Disclaimer - the above isn't actually true before anyone takes my post as *evidence* they were right all along

    Deny it all you want Blondie ..others know the truth ...you are a KP fan ...;);)
  • momma11momma11 Posts: 3,843
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    I wasn't going to listen to it..I was going to use the cd as a coaster

    :eek: you bought the cd ? :p
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    momma11 wrote: »
    :eek: you bought the cd ? :p

    :eek::eek:GOOD GOD NOOOOO ..I thought that's what Artless was sending you and I wanted it so I could use as a coaster...
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    momma11 wrote: »
    :eek: you bought the cd ? :p

    Why would she need to buy it when she's got the album on her iPod? ;)
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Why would she need to buy it when she's got the album on her iPod? ;)

    iPod ,iPad,laptop and computer .. Don't undersell my commitment Blondie ...
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    I've just read back over today's offerings at the shrine of PA's suffering... and there aren't enough eyerolls in the world to adequately comment.

    PS. Mazel tov, Artless and Blondie, for embracing the orange. You know it makes sense. :cool:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,834
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    If you find details of KP's sex life meh... you are a secret KP fan
    If you find details of PA's sex life meh... you are a secret PA fan
    If you think KP is a crass, orange vacuum, who would sell her soul to remain in the media... you are a secret PA fan
    If you think PA is a crass, orange vacuum, who would sell his soul to remain in the media... you are a secret KP fan

    Isn't that a bit like saying... some tats are tits... and some tits are tats... not all tits are tats... not all tats are tits... and some are notots(not tits or tats)... what are there more of tits... tats or notots?

    Disclaimer... thanks to Arty for the 'orange vacuum' description.
  • SenseiSamSenseiSam Posts: 3,069
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    momma11 wrote: »
    I don't get this , I really don't.
    I know who the KP fans are , and I know who the PA fans are ( I'm one )
    I know who are neither , Arty , Blondie , Lexi , etc are all clear on the fact they don't like either , in fact there have been occasions when they have defended both when they have been accused of something they haven't done , so even if I don't agree with their arguments , I have to respect their neutrality , where's the confusion about their opinions ?
    Arty a closet KP fan ?
    Now that makes me laugh , you only have to read any of her posts about KP to see that is far from true.
    Lets just stick to criticising KP or PA instead of other FM's , these threads tend to disappear when we turn on each other and that's a shame.

    Hooray Momma is back with another dose of her inimitable common sense! :D Ditto to all that. Debates would be far more interesting and productive if all posters weren't shoved into one 'camp' or another and everyone genuinely tried to listen to and understand each other's point of view. Doesn't help when there are these interminably boring circular arguments because posters are reacting against something the original poster either hadn't said or hadn't quite meant. Why not give them the chance to clarify rather than assuming it to be the view point of a group of people?

    Anyway first news of the day - Pete's just been played on Radio 1! Ok yes it was Mysterious Girl but it's a start :D:D:D
  • Nicola32Nicola32 Posts: 5,153
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    SenseiSam wrote: »
    Hooray Momma is back with another dose of her inimitable common sense! :D Ditto to all that. Debates would be far more interesting and productive if all posters weren't shoved into one 'camp' or another and everyone genuinely tried to listen to and understand each other's point of view. Doesn't help when there are these interminably boring circular arguments because posters are reacting against something the original poster either hadn't said or hadn't quite meant. Why not give them the chance to clarify rather than assuming it to be the view point of a group of people?

    Anyway first news of the day - Pete's just been played on Radio 1! Ok yes it was Mysterious Girl but it's a start :D:D:D


    BIB...Well said Sam!! It's pretty nauseating how certain people on here think that they are always right!! How dare they speak for someone else and say what another poster actually meant!:mad: They can say it's their opinion or their interpretation of what someone said but to say that they know exactly what a person meant is the height of arrogance imo,.

    As for your point about giving someone the chance to clarify what they actually meant..forget it! Even when one does clarify what they actually meant it is ignored completely by the people who can't stand not to be right.

    Oh well...it's their problem imo!

    I saw an excellent quotation the other day that I think would be very apt to share on here...this is it...


    I AM RESPONSIBLE
    FOR WHAT I SAY
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    I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE
    FOR WHAT YOU UNDERSTAND.


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  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    If you find details of KP's sex life meh... you are a secret KP fan
    If you find details of PA's sex life meh... you are a secret PA fan
    If you think KP is a crass, orange vacuum, who would sell her soul to remain in the media... you are a secret PA fan
    If you think PA is a crass, orange vacuum, who would sell his soul to remain in the media... you are a secret KP fan

    Isn't that a bit like saying... some tats are tits... and some tits are tats... not all tits are tats... not all tats are tits... and some are notots(not tits or tats)... what are there more of tits... tats or notots?

    Disclaimer... thanks to Arty for the 'orange vacuum' description.

    You forgot that despite having a long history of posting that KP is a hideous orange trollop with the morals of an alley cat, as soon as you make a derogatory comment about PA, that history is ignored and you are on KPs payroll. Ditto the long history of PA being a self obsessed, manipulative manbaby - disregarded the minute you don't think his exes latest marriage will make the 25 year anniversary.

    Sales of tinfoil hats must have gone through the roof in the DS Showbiz online sale.

    If FMs want to accuse others of not being honest, at least have the courage of your convictions and say who it is or call them out personally rather than these sly little digs and general insinuations. If you're so sure of what you're saying, stand by your opinion and aim it at who you're talking about rather than the silly *they* posts

    *Not aimed at you btw LAO. :)
  • SenseiSamSenseiSam Posts: 3,069
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    Nicola32 wrote: »

    I AM RESPONSIBLE
    FOR WHAT I SAY
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    I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE
    FOR WHAT YOU UNDERSTAND.


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    Nice one Nicola and good to keep in mind when things are getting heated. I was aiming my comments across the board because I don't think anyone appreciates being told what they really think/mean/feel. All posters are more than able to speak for themselves from what I've observed.
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    If FMs want to accuse others of not being honest, at least have the courage of your convictions and say who it is or call them out personally rather than these sly little digs and general insinuations. If you're so sure of what you're saying, stand by your opinion and aim it at who you're talking about rather than the silly *they* posts.

    This x 100. Infantile little digs designed only to bait and provoke more arguments and the last resort of the desperate.

    If ever a thread reflected perfectly its subject matter - bitter, ill-mannered, illogical, petty point-scoring - it's the PA and KP ones.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    She IS gross, no doubt about it, but personally I think that anyone who chooses someone as manky as her to be their wife and the mother of their children is hardly as pure as the driven snow themselves.
    Presumably this makes me a closet "fan", and although I'm anything but, I'd still rather be seen as a crypto-Priceite than someone who spends hours feverishly googling photographs of her nether regions, wittering endlessly about her "foo foo" and watching her porno for "research".

    I hear ya my friend.;)
    Who nowadays talks about foo foos anyway?:confused:
    Blondie X wrote: »
    Ok, I confess, I really run the Pwicey fan club and get paid a gazillion quid a year to badmouth her exes.
    I mean, what's not to love about a rank orange trollop with a fondness of ramming objects into any orifice she can find, whether it hers or someone elses? I love, love, love her hypocrisy, her excellent advertisement for the institution of marriage and, more than anything, her genuine vocal talent.

    I love Pwicey - say it loud, say it proud


    *Disclaimer - the above isn't actually true before anyone takes my post as *evidence* they were right all along

    Effin' good BlondieX.:D


    lexi22 wrote: »
    This x 100. Infantile little digs designed only to bait and provoke more arguments and the last resort of the desperate.

    If ever a thread reflected perfectly its subject matter - bitter, ill-mannered, illogical, petty point-scoring - it's the PA and KP ones.

    Nice perceptive post.;)
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    Do people still have an interest in these two?
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Do people still have an interest in these two?

    Some of us enjoy laughing at their antics.

    What is your view?:)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    I hear ya my friend.;)
    Who nowadays talks about foo foos anyway?:confused:



    Effin' good BlondieX.:D





    Nice perceptive post.;)

    I clicked on your blue foofoo DD and ended up on ebay :confused: anyway lifes too short and so is andre :D drags self back to work by scuff of neck :eek:
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    You forgot that despite having a long history of posting that KP is a hideous orange trollop with the morals of an alley cat, as soon as you make a derogatory comment about PA, that history is ignored and you are on KPs payroll. Ditto the long history of PA being a self obsessed, manipulative manbaby - disregarded the minute you don't think his exes latest marriage will make the 25 year anniversary.

    Sales of tinfoil hats must have gone through the roof in the DS Showbiz online sale.

    If FMs want to accuse others of not being honest, at least have the courage of your convictions and say who it is or call them out personally rather than these sly little digs and general insinuations. If you're so sure of what you're saying, stand by your opinion and aim it at who you're talking about rather than the silly *they* posts

    *Not aimed at you btw LAO. :)

    Even worse some of the comments that are being put out there on behalf of PA are things he has never to my knowledge said himself... his fans are making him look like a lily livered secret misogynist... ridiculous.
    lexi22 wrote: »
    This x 100. Infantile little digs designed only to bait and provoke more arguments and the last resort of the desperate.

    If ever a thread reflected perfectly its subject matter - bitter, ill-mannered, illogical, petty point-scoring - it's the PA and KP ones.

    I agree and in future when any sly reference is made about secret allegiances/being on a payroll I will reply...

    I am SparKPatus and I am sPAartacus.

    [QUOTE=Cym;65745295]I clicked on your blue foofoo DD and ended up on ebay :confused: anyway lifes too short and so is andre :D drags self back to work by scuff of neck :eek:[/QUOTE]

    :eek::eek::eek: Why does DD have a blue foofoo and why are you clicking on it?
  • Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    Some of us enjoy laughing at their antics.

    What is your view?:)

    99% of the time I do enjoy a good wee chortle at Pete & everything he says & does DD but for some reason I'm getting more & more irritated at what seems very apparent is his lackadaisical approach to the The Foundation he's set up for CR.:mad:
    £1700 raised so far on his Just Giving page IMHO is pathetic. I've said it before but I truly believe he has the perfect tool available ie Twitter to hammer the message home to help raise funds & awareness but I could probably count the the amount of tweets he's posted about it on one hand.
    Yes he has done a couple of interviews where he has mentioned it but the cynical part of me is now thinking, was this just another ploy to get himself on TV.
    If he was truly serious about funding the mobile bus for the next 3 years he'd be getting off his lazy a*** & actually doing something about it.
    He needs a good bloomin kick up the backside!:mad::mad:
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Cym wrote: »
    I clicked on your blue foofoo DD and ended up on ebay :confused: anyway lifes too short and so is andre :D drags self back to work by scuff of neck :eek:

    Get some work done ffs.:D;)
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    99% of the time I do enjoy a good wee chortle at Pete & everything he says & does DD but for some reason I'm getting more & more irritated at what seems very apparent is his lackadaisical approach to the The Foundation he's set up for CR.:mad:
    £1700 raised so far on his Just Giving page IMHO is pathetic. I've said it before but I truly believe he has the perfect tool available ie Twitter to hammer the message home to help raise funds & awareness but I could probably count the the amount of tweets he's posted about it on one hand.
    Yes he has done a couple of interviews where he has mentioned it but the cynical part of me is now thinking, was this just another ploy to get himself on TV.
    If he was truly serious about funding the mobile bus for the next 3 years he'd be getting off his lazy a*** & actually doing something about it.
    He needs a good bloomin kick up the backside!:mad::mad:

    I cannot find fault Blue Eyed lady.:(

    The abomination that is Andre gets even more loathsome, sleazy and creepy on a daily basis imho.:mad:
  • Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    I'm sure Peter Andre is fitting a carpet in the block opposite. Either that or someone slipped something in my Krispy Kreme :confused:

    Edit: oh he's singing to himself now and checking his phone. Peter Andre: Moonlighting carpet fitter - who knew.:D
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    99% of the time I do enjoy a good wee chortle at Pete & everything he says & does DD but for some reason I'm getting more & more irritated at what seems very apparent is his lackadaisical approach to the The Foundation he's set up for CR.:mad:
    £1700 raised so far on his Just Giving page IMHO is pathetic. I've said it before but I truly believe he has the perfect tool available ie Twitter to hammer the message home to help raise funds & awareness but I could probably count the the amount of tweets he's posted about it on one hand.
    Yes he has done a couple of interviews where he has mentioned it but the cynical part of me is now thinking, was this just another ploy to get himself on TV.
    If he was truly serious about funding the mobile bus for the next 3 years he'd be getting off his lazy a*** & actually doing something about it.
    He needs a good bloomin kick up the backside!:mad::mad:

    You are absolutely right of course but I know from previous experience on here that people will be queueing up to say "but £1700 is a massive amount of money to some people" and "it's for cancer research and every single penny counts".
    Well yes it is and yes it does but I'm not entirely convinced that's the point.
    Whether you like him or not (and despite the fact that some FMs have temporarily taken leave of their senses and come out of the orange closet I am firmly a not) PA has a media profile which gives him a huge advantage in the fund-raising area.
    I cannot for the life of me understand why he is not using every single opportunity he has to drum home the message about his "foundation" and the ways people can donate.
    I cannot and will not fault CR for linking up with him, but I imagine they were expecting him to be slightly more proactive than he appears to have been thus far.
    Time will tell no doubt.

    @DD- I will never forgive you for inextricably linking the hideous KP with the truly marvellous FFs - there just isn't enough brain bleach in the world to erase that one.;)
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