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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    Maisymoo82 wrote: »
    Working in childcare I've come across a few weird and wonderful names over the years...

    Girls- Ribbon, Stevie, Immaculate (Imma for short) Harleigh, Gift, Ruby-Marmalade

    Boys- Oswald (who's parents insisted we called Oz... Why saddle a child with a weird name then instantly shorten it?) Jojo, Colbylea, Bede, Boaz

    Bede is quite a common name in Jarrow. For Bede of Monkwearmouth-Jarrow Monastery. I have worked with 2 men with that name. I like it. It's not a made up name. Just an ancient one.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 935
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    I know a traveller girl that had twin girls and actually named them Romani and Gypsy. (Not sure if I've mentioned this before) She and all her families have also always lived in houses for as long as I've known them, so I'm not sure how they can identify themselves as travellers.
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    kampffenhoffkampffenhoff Posts: 1,556
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    In my 4 year olds Nursery there are kids called Mandolin and Uke.
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    I don't really understand the made up argument. Weren't all names made up at some point?

    Anyway, I do quite like Louis CK's take on naming your kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    Having given my own child an unusual name, I wouldn't say people shouldn't do it (obviously :D ), but parents shouldn't do it lightly and without a bit of consideration on what it might be like to have the piss taken throughout childhood. I suppose it's worth mentioning that people generally say they like my daughter's name, but maybe they say otherwise behind my/her back.
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    Maisymoo82Maisymoo82 Posts: 1,888
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    Kiko H Fan wrote: »
    To be fair, that's about as ancient a name as you can get, although you don't get many kids named after a storytelling monk.

    Oswald. Were the parents fascists?
    Starpuss wrote: »
    Bede is quite a common name in Jarrow. For Bede of Monkwearmouth-Jarrow Monastery. I have worked with 2 men with that name. I like it. It's not a made up name. Just an ancient one.

    I think Bede's parents were RE teachers actually! I don't dislike the name myself, I'd just never heard it in modern day life!

    Someone earlier mentioned Cuthbert... I once had a hamster called that but I think I'd draw the line at naming a child Cuthbert!
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    MrQuikeMrQuike Posts: 18,175
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    Kimantha.. :D

    It may not have made it to real life yet but I'm sure it will.
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    DebrajoanDebrajoan Posts: 1,917
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    I know a couple who, when their children were expected, said that they wanted to give them names that could not be shortened, Peter, Pete; Deborah, Deb; Valery, Val, you get the picture.
    They had two daughters, first Kelly, who they, and all their family, when trying to get her attention, call Kell, followed a couple of years later by Zoë, who gets called in the same scenario, Zo.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 304
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    Maisymoo82 wrote: »
    Working in childcare I've come across a few weird and wonderful names over the years...

    Girls- Ribbon, Stevie, Immaculate (Imma for short) Harleigh, Gift, Ruby-Marmalade

    Boys- Oswald (who's parents insisted we called Oz... Why saddle a child with a weird name then instantly shorten it?) Jojo, Colbylea, Bede, Boaz

    Probably conceived on a grassy knoll I expect.....
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    Gordie1Gordie1 Posts: 6,993
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    No ridiculous as such, but i heard a woman shouting her 2 young kids to come here, they were called skyler and jesse.
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    I know little sisters called Ebony and Ivory and they're both white.
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    Penny CrayonPenny Crayon Posts: 36,158
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    I know a family of redheads - they have four girls - Ruby, Amber. Scarlett and Jasmine - I think that's quite nice.
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    I know a family of redheads - they have four girls - Ruby, Amber. Scarlett and Jasmine - I think that's quite nice.

    Can you get red Jasmine then .... I thought it was white.
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    80sfan wrote: »
    Harley spelled properly is alright for a boy I suppose, but for a girl, I don't think so!

    And that particular spelling, Harlei, it's just so tacky
    I don't like they way they keep coming up with stupid spellings to make their child unique
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    80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    In my 4 year olds Nursery there are kids called Mandolin and Uke.

    Just terrible.

    Uke = Yuck more like. The poor child.
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    SchmiznurfSchmiznurf Posts: 4,434
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    There are a fair few kids with non-Polish names that just don't make sense to have where I am, along with some ridiculously old-fashioned names.
    My son is called Oskar which, when a Polish person reads it, sounds proper. But there is someone with Oscar, which when read by a Polish person comes out as Os-sar which just sounds stupid.
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    mrtdg82mrtdg82 Posts: 2,290
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    I know someone who's sisters name is wish and has named her son tide and her twin daughters dream & charm.
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    bryemycazbryemycaz Posts: 11,738
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    Hotgossip wrote: »
    I know little sisters called Ebony and Ivory and they're both white.

    Do they live together in perfect harmony.
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    Penny CrayonPenny Crayon Posts: 36,158
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    Hotgossip wrote: »
    Can you get red Jasmine then .... I thought it was white.

    I know - I think they ran out of red names - or maybe they didn't know it wasn't red - I think it's a nice name that goes with the others sort of.
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    80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    mrtdg82 wrote: »
    I know someone who's sisters name is wish and has named her son tide and her twin daughters dream & charm.

    Chav-tastic lol :D:D
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    mrtdg82mrtdg82 Posts: 2,290
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    She actually isn't at all chav like... Just a little strange...
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    LakieLadyLakieLady Posts: 19,722
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    I know a little girl called Ocean Brianne.

    Her even smaller brothers are Tyler and Tommy Lee.

    "rolleyes"
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    Vix77Vix77 Posts: 529
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    My friend said she would name her daughter Oceania and I told her it sounded like the name of a cruise ship, fast forward 3 years she had her daughter and named her Hope??
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    ianradioianianradioian Posts: 74,938
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    Spudulikaa - spelt spud-u-like ( grin :) )
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    steves lasssteves lass Posts: 475
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    I was given an unusual name (well, just rare really) & as a young child I hated it! As I got older, I started to really like it as I've never had to use my surname to identify myself. Just recently, my name has cropped up a few times in TV programmes & I've also seen it in birth announcements so maybe it's about to become more popular!
    An unusual name that always makes me smile is the Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan.
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