Just remembered another classic - this time from the great Marilyn in Home and Away. I know there are more from her, but I can't remember any others.
Talking about her and Donald: "we're like chalk and cheese. Of course Donald's the chalk because he's a teacher, so I suppose that makes me the cheese"
Big Mo: 'There's water under my bridge Bert, and it's not pure spring!'
Janine Butcher: 'I thought I smelt something. Somewhere between mothballs and a joss-stick.'
Sonia Jackson: 'YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm.'
Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.
Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole
Dot: How rude...
Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
Alfie Moon: Come on then, get your coat.
Big Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.
Chrissie Watts (speaking to Den's buried spot in the Vic): You'd be so proud of me, you know that, darling? I'm really starting to sort those girls out. I'm starting to enjoy it. And do you know what the irony is? The only person, who could appreciate what I'm doing - is you.
Andy: We are going to be clinically obese.
Sam Mitchell: Yeah, but you'll still love me when I'm fat, won't you?
Andy: No.
Just remembered another classic - this time from the great Marilyn in Home and Away. I know there are more from her, but I can't remember any others.
Talking about her and Donald: "we're like chalk and cheese. Of course Donald's the chalk because he's a teacher, so I suppose that makes me the cheese"
Another Marliyn quote about her and Donald trying for a baby. "must be a very tedious job counting sperm there's milions of them how do you keep track"
When Sarah says to Amy that her top is too low-cut: Amy: "I'll go and put a polo neck on then shall ah?"
Does anyone remember this, sooo funny!
When Sarah and Craig are playing a game with post-it notes and Jake reveals that Craig is Robert DeNiro and Craig says: Craig:"Youuuu" in a scary old man voice.
When Hannah is on the phone to Melissa about doing a run. Hannah: "No, I have to - I ate a whole yogurt last night"
Mercedes to Russ Mercedes: " You look like a bulldog licking wee off a nettle!"
Mercedes to Darren Mercedes: "I thought you promised me a buffet fit for a queen!" Darren: "No, no - I said fit for a McQueen...
Eileen was holding baby Holly and she was crying.
Blanche: Whats that?
Eileen: It's the rest of the turkey, what do you think it is, its a baby.
Blanche: well it better be quiet as Agatha Christie is on in a minute.
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Ena Sharples to Martha and Minnie in the snug - classic!
Talking about her and Donald: "we're like chalk and cheese. Of course Donald's the chalk because he's a teacher, so I suppose that makes me the cheese"
Janine Butcher: 'I thought I smelt something. Somewhere between mothballs and a joss-stick.'
Sonia Jackson: 'YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm.'
Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.
Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole
Dot: How rude...
Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
Alfie Moon: Come on then, get your coat.
Big Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.
Chrissie Watts (speaking to Den's buried spot in the Vic): You'd be so proud of me, you know that, darling? I'm really starting to sort those girls out. I'm starting to enjoy it. And do you know what the irony is? The only person, who could appreciate what I'm doing - is you.
Andy: We are going to be clinically obese.
Sam Mitchell: Yeah, but you'll still love me when I'm fat, won't you?
Andy: No.
Some from the legend that is Frank...
What do ya take me for? Some kind of ice cream?
What do you take me for? Some kind of Donut?
What do you take me for? Some kind of Pilchard?
Another Marliyn quote about her and Donald trying for a baby. "must be a very tedious job counting sperm there's milions of them how do you keep track"
"Cousin Grant likes a bit of bust!"
"Look who it is, tweedle dumb and tweedle even dumber.
Heather to Shirly about Pate:"she doesn't look like a prostitute"
Shirley:"i'm peggy mitchell
great writing tonight:D
honey: (to billy) what are you incinerating..?'
shoulda bin insinuating lol..
yu gotta love honey..!
''Even her initials spell out a killer disease''
TB
Shirley: You're not fa... You're not a waste of space.
That had me chuckling
chelsea: Youre dumping me after we just had sex!?
sean: Well there wouldnt be any sense in doing it before.
When Sarah says to Amy that her top is too low-cut:
Amy: "I'll go and put a polo neck on then shall ah?"
Does anyone remember this, sooo funny!
When Sarah and Craig are playing a game with post-it notes and Jake reveals that Craig is Robert DeNiro and Craig says:
Craig:"Youuuu" in a scary old man voice.
When Hannah is on the phone to Melissa about doing a run.
Hannah: "No, I have to - I ate a whole yogurt last night"
Mercedes to Russ
Mercedes: " You look like a bulldog licking wee off a nettle!"
Mercedes to Darren
Mercedes: "I thought you promised me a buffet fit for a queen!"
Darren: "No, no - I said fit for a McQueen...
eileen: oh and fuzzybunny whoever that is
steve: maureen!
pat: what can i say?
steve: i dunno but im dying to find out
What was that again?? Its ringing a bell!
Wasn't that Michelle from BB5?
Alfie: Stacey, can I have a word?
Stacey: Why, do you want to complete the set?
...I think so!
Trevor: "Wasn't it just after midnight when Cinderella's world fell apart?"
Peggy: Am I short?
Honey: No, you're dinky!
Also:
(After Ronnie has smeared a bit of nail varnish on her face)
Roxy: I could have been scarred for life!
Eileen was holding baby Holly and she was crying.
Blanche: Whats that?
Eileen: It's the rest of the turkey, what do you think it is, its a baby.
Blanche: well it better be quiet as Agatha Christie is on in a minute.