I can't believe I was sad enough to click on that Amazon link and preview all the tracks
Have you read some of the reviews? Had me splitting my sides laughing for hours Here's a couple of my personal favourites:
We still use it in the Accident and Emergency ward at work as an alternative anaesthetic; it's cheap, and it renders the unsuspecting patient motionless and numbed. Thankyou Peter and Katie. For everything.
And this is a classic one:
I fervently believe that this album is quite simply the pinnacle of man's musical acheivement - the opening track alone moved me in a way that I had previously thought only a chicken vindaloo could. By the final track, my sphincter became so dilated that I am now doubly incontinent, but that's but a minor irritation when weighed against my pleasure at hearing Peter and Katies magnum opus. I can honestly say, that whenever I take a dump in the future I will always think of our orange demi-gods.
Have you read some of the reviews? Had me splitting my sides laughing for hours Here's a couple of my personal favourites:
Yes, I read a few on the first page; "the music professorial" and the "doubles up as a tile replacement" were hilarious! Will read more later if/when I need cheering up
I wonder how much ITV will offer for the follow up , to be their for the conception and subsequent birth, which will obviously need to be filmed in very very widescreen
Yes, I read a few on the first page; "the music professorial" and the "doubles up as a tile replacement" were hilarious! Will read more later if/when I need cheering up
That's about the only sensible use for that "CD" really
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Hang your head in shame.....:rolleyes:
Already have!
Have you read some of the reviews? Had me splitting my sides laughing for hours
And this is a classic one:
I sometimes wonder if any of them are for real?
Yes, I read a few on the first page; "the music professorial" and the "doubles up as a tile replacement" were hilarious! Will read more later if/when I need cheering up
And who said British TV comedy was dead
Katie and Alex will be raking in £600,000 for the three-part TV series taking in the ceremony and the honeymoon. Gawd.
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/katie-price-single-debut-alan-carr-itv2-get-rights-wedding47144#ixzz0roYVhaki
I wonder how much ITV will offer for the follow up , to be their for the conception and subsequent birth, which will obviously need to be filmed in very very widescreen
That's about the only sensible use for that "CD" really