not only that - judging by a notorious pic that's been mentioned on previous KP threads she has probably smuggled it up her lady tunnel for safekeeping.
it also amuses me that KP thinks she's worthy to have a movie made of her life (same delusions of that bright spark who suggested Jade Goody: The Musical) the only movie that'll muster any interest would be a hardcore porno with KP playing herself - with her "star" rapidly on the wane this would be the only feasible direction the way her "career" is going.
Imagine the scene at Price Towers if Kev/Kieran was ever caught looking at pictures of Kelly Brook.
Although judging by what many FMs have alleged,Kev/Kieran would be more likely to be caught googling Danny Cipriani.:o
Imagine the scene at Price Towers if Kev/Kieran was ever caught looking at pictures of Kelly Brook.
Although judging by what many FMs have alleged,Kev/Kieran would be more likely to be caught googling Danny Cipriani.:o
Imagine the scene at Price Towers if Kev/Kieran was ever caught looking at pictures of Kelly Brook.
Although judging by what many FMs have alleged,Kev/Kieran would be more likely to be caught googling Danny Cipriani.:o
Maybe KP caught KieranKev googling Kelly, in outrageous breach of Rule 7, hence the 'heffer' comments?!
The comments under her Kev pic are priceless (no pun intended). Unless her (comparably) impressive new publicity team break her tweeting thumbs, I predict a 140 character meltdown before the month is out.
We haven't even had the pleasure of her Valentine's Day tantrum yet. What a truly splendid month February is shaping up to be...
"Katie's comments come after the mother-of-four revealed in a previous interview that she would want Kelly to play her in a movie of her life."
Mother of four ??? Crikey,Keith HAS been a busy boy.
Anyways
listen Katie Miaow----the only way Kelly could pass as you for a movie part would be if someone smashed her, face first, into a brick wall & then took her to a motel room in a seedy district of Chicago to have it repaired with industrial fillers costing 99 cents a tube in Walmart.
You think if you keep banging on enough about it that someone will make that movie. Possibly. But only if the bride of Wildenstein is available that weekend.
Anyway you already have a movie out there with you starring in it.;)
Can't believe what I am reading, admittedly Kelly cn be an airhead but my goodness she is a gorgeous woman and she just has all curves in right paces and for me a figure to die for. Yes she is a larger size model but tats comparing to those skinny ones, to me she is just right.
I did chuckle though when you compare her natural beauty to that of that of the plastic horror
KP is a spiteful jealous bint who claims to be a strong woman but actually hates any other female who is vaguely attractive. By calling size 10 Kelly Brook a 'heifer' she is promoting the media bullsh*t that females are only worthy if they are a size zero with fake tits. She would absolutely kill to have as good a body naturally as Kelly Brook.
Give 100 heterosexual men over the age of 16 a picture of both of them and ask who they prefer and I would guess Kelly would win by about 90-10
Interesting to note Jasmine Lennard witnessed her appalling behaviour of KP to her staff and more so to her then husband Peter Andre. Jasmine does leave something to be desired but she does tell it like it is lol
She has tweeted away on Pip Schofield twitter acct
I think the Price has finally reached the height of hypocrisy. Has she no self-awareness at all ?
In her column she is heaping praise on Cheryl Maddison---the young woman raped & stabbed in Majorca---for standing up & giving evidence against her attacker.
Yes indeed Pricey,Cheryl got a rapist jailed for 11 years for rape & 12 yrs for attempted murder. Saved God knows how many young women from a similar attack.Miss Katie Price, on the other hand ,has allowed a man she labels a rapist to have free rein & possibly assault other women.
Shame on you Pricey for daring put that brave girl's name in your trashy hypocritical column in an effort to appear all "Female Solidarity".
"Katie's comments come after the mother-of-four revealed in a previous interview that she would want Kelly to play her in a movie of her life."
Mother of four ??? Crikey,Keith HAS been a busy boy.
Anyways
listen Katie Miaow----the only way Kelly could pass as you for a movie part would be if someone smashed her, face first, into a brick wall & then took her to a motel room in a seedy district of Chicago to have it repaired with industrial fillers costing 99 cents a tube in Walmart.
You think if you keep banging on enough about it that someone will make that movie. Possibly. But only if the bride of Wildenstein is available that weekend.
Anyway you already have a movie out there with you starring in it.;)
Who ever would want to see a film about KP's life?We know every sordid little detail of what she has done and who she has done it with.
Apparently on her Twitter Kevin is a keeper, she says it's amazing he goes to work and doesn't take...a dig at the exes...give it time Katie wait and see what he buys you for Valentines day...or should i say you buy and tell everyone he paid...til you get divorced then you will let us know you had to buy everything.
Apparently on her Twitter Kevin is a keeper, she says it's amazing he goes to work and doesn't take...a dig at the exes...give it time Katie wait and see what he buys you for Valentines day...or should i say you buy and tell everyone he paid...til you get divorced then you will let us know you had to buy everything.
I wouldn't believe her if she said that night followed day... I bet the rot has already set in.
Wonder how long it will be before she encourages him to 'give up work', then when the divorce finally happens, gives us the same old "he was living off me" excuse.
Judging by how jealous she seems, i can not see her being happy for much longer that Kevin flaps his bits in faces of other women, who lets face it will be alot more natural looking than his wife, plus all the other women strippers he must mingle with in his line of work...but if my gut feeling is right, she needs to keep a eye on the males.
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Haha pure 100% jealousy.
Line up KP & Kelly in front of 100 people and see who they would pick - that would really dent the massive KP ego.
No doubt her impressionistic teenage idiotic fans are as we speak puking their guts out trying to lose that "flabby" look.
Good one KP - great message to send out that if you have the body of Kelly Brook you are flabby. Bravo.
What a complete moron.
not only that - judging by a notorious pic that's been mentioned on previous KP threads she has probably smuggled it up her lady tunnel for safekeeping.
Beep beep, whirrr, bonk, BOOM! (Gaydar exploding).
Not just your gaydar, but some men on twitter, who're asking KP to share Kevin with them.
Although judging by what many FMs have alleged,Kev/Kieran would be more likely to be caught googling Danny Cipriani.:o
I wonder if Pete calls him Kevran.
Or Kiev!
Maybe KP caught KieranKev googling Kelly, in outrageous breach of Rule 7, hence the 'heffer' comments?!
Hahah - Kiev, brilliant !!
We haven't even had the pleasure of her Valentine's Day tantrum yet. What a truly splendid month February is shaping up to be...
"Katie's comments come after the mother-of-four revealed in a previous interview that she would want Kelly to play her in a movie of her life."
Mother of four ??? Crikey,Keith HAS been a busy boy.
Anyways
listen Katie Miaow----the only way Kelly could pass as you for a movie part would be if someone smashed her, face first, into a brick wall & then took her to a motel room in a seedy district of Chicago to have it repaired with industrial fillers costing 99 cents a tube in Walmart.
You think if you keep banging on enough about it that someone will make that movie. Possibly. But only if the bride of Wildenstein is available that weekend.
Anyway you already have a movie out there with you starring in it.;)
Katie Price - Findus Lasagne
KP is a spiteful jealous bint who claims to be a strong woman but actually hates any other female who is vaguely attractive. By calling size 10 Kelly Brook a 'heifer' she is promoting the media bullsh*t that females are only worthy if they are a size zero with fake tits. She would absolutely kill to have as good a body naturally as Kelly Brook.
Give 100 heterosexual men over the age of 16 a picture of both of them and ask who they prefer and I would guess Kelly would win by about 90-10
LOL!
And to think she was uptight about Reid being a cross dresser. She's got more to worry abut if Kev's secretly gay. :eek:
Good for him, he has had a go back at her, put her right in her place!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-calls-kelly-brook-1594020
Phil Schofield really is as much of a pain in the butt as the one he is criticising.:yawn:
Kelly Brook is gorgeous imho.:)
She has tweeted away on Pip Schofield twitter acct
In her column she is heaping praise on Cheryl Maddison---the young woman raped & stabbed in Majorca---for standing up & giving evidence against her attacker.
Yes indeed Pricey,Cheryl got a rapist jailed for 11 years for rape & 12 yrs for attempted murder. Saved God knows how many young women from a similar attack.Miss Katie Price, on the other hand ,has allowed a man she labels a rapist to have free rein & possibly assault other women.
Shame on you Pricey for daring put that brave girl's name in your trashy hypocritical column in an effort to appear all "Female Solidarity".
Who ever would want to see a film about KP's life?We know every sordid little detail of what she has done and who she has done it with.
An astute observation!
:D:D
I wouldn't believe her if she said that night followed day... I bet the rot has already set in.