How about a screechy version of Maybe This Time from Cabaret – I can see the big finish now …
Everybody loves a winner
So nobody loves me (Cue tears)
Lady … (mumble mumble mumble, words forgotten)
That’s what I long to – oh f*** the lot of you
(collapse in heap and start frothing at mouth)
When all the odds are in my favour
Something’s bound to begin (time to really scream now)
IT’S GOTTA HAPPEN, HAPPEN SOMETIME
MAYBE THIS TIME
MAYBE THIS TIME
I’LL WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Standing ovation from the judges. Simon Cowell crowns her the all-time X Factor winner, consigning Leona Lewis to the Steve Brookstein/Leon Jackson dumper of nonentity. DS forums go into meltdown.
She's probably got a library of 'sing-off' songs that she's been able to pick from ever since the day she was drafted into the show ... and each one of the having some sort of 'pleading' reference. Possibles are:
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Everybody loves a winner
So nobody loves me (Cue tears)
Lady … (mumble mumble mumble, words forgotten)
That’s what I long to – oh f*** the lot of you
(collapse in heap and start frothing at mouth)
When all the odds are in my favour
Something’s bound to begin (time to really scream now)
IT’S GOTTA HAPPEN, HAPPEN SOMETIME
MAYBE THIS TIME
MAYBE THIS TIME
I’LL WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Standing ovation from the judges. Simon Cowell crowns her the all-time X Factor winner, consigning Leona Lewis to the Steve Brookstein/Leon Jackson dumper of nonentity. DS forums go into meltdown.
...and of course (acknowledges the Elton John thread), "I'm still standing" (well, sitting actually).
'Begging'
'Save Me'
'Please Don't Let Me Go'
Die alive - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG_bXboky1M
The lyrics will be sung by the 'real' Katie.
They will go along the lines of
Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay, stay with me
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay
Stay with me
Straight out of New York via the mean streets and ghettoes of Malvern.
Katie will survive another week.
Foolish-Ashanti
Shame,Shame,Shame-Shirley and Company
I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so ****in' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
she could have another breakdown after the last line of the chorus, would be fantastic!