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My back is hyper hairy......

RoybandoRoybando Posts: 422
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What's a not to expensive, not to painful, lasts a while, way of ridding me of my extreme back pubes

We are talking 'woolly mammoths arse' hairy :o
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    Joel's dadJoel's dad Posts: 4,886
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    Grow a set
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Petertard would've loved this thread! Shame he's inactive really :p

    (wait...no, not really)
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    RoybandoRoybando Posts: 422
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    Joel's dad wrote: »
    Grow a set

    A set of what? teeth
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    RoybandoRoybando Posts: 422
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    A set of Shears?
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    CitizenofPhobosCitizenofPhobos Posts: 1,677
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    ....What's your ethnicity?
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    Get a lover to wax you. It's the only way if you're that hairy.
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    darkislanddarkisland Posts: 3,178
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    Joel's dad wrote: »
    Grow a set

    Not everyone views knuckle-dragging as the pinnacle of a life well lived...:rolleyes:
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    cosmic buttplugcosmic buttplug Posts: 873
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    I would suggest one of these. :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 414
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    If it is that hairy your only real answer in laser removal. But that could cost you a grand or two. Waxing could make you very spotty the first few times. You'll also need to do it often.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    Roybando wrote: »
    What's a not to expensive, not to painful, lasts a while, way of ridding me of my extreme back pubes

    We are talking 'woolly mammoths arse' hairy :o

    The feeling of the clothes brushing against the skin of a back/front that's been rid of loads of hair is very weird. I tried it once, but then decided to just let it grow back because it felt too damn weird when the clothes rubbed against my skin.
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    CroctacusCroctacus Posts: 18,298
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    Get a lover to wax you. It's the only way if you're that hairy.

    Doesn't always work though. One of my sons has an unwaxable bit on his back. I give it a going over with the clippers when he's at home.

    I call him my little werewolf.:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 414
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    zx50 wrote: »
    The feeling of the clothes brushing against the skin of a back/front that's been rid of loads of hair is very weird. I tried it once, but then decided to just let it grow back because it felt too damn weird when the clothes rubbed against my skin.

    That's because when you remove body you are taking away all hair. Usually the body is covered in tiny hairs you can see on children and women in the correct light. Strange feeling to not have any hair.
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    Joel's dadJoel's dad Posts: 4,886
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    A set of balls.
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    venusinflaresvenusinflares Posts: 4,194
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    Go to a salon that does men's waxing and have it waxed. They have seen it all before.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 543
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    Hyper hairy back? Just style it if its long enough, the ladies love that.
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    RoybandoRoybando Posts: 422
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    Joel's dad wrote: »
    A set of balls.

    I have and they could do with a prune......
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    RoybandoRoybando Posts: 422
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    I'm getting the missus to get the clippers out and start with a no4 and then maybe a second attack with a no3.
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    candyfloss2000candyfloss2000 Posts: 1,314
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    ok so this thread title had me giggling. Please, don't change your hairy back. Some women love it. I'm serious.
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    RoybandoRoybando Posts: 422
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    ok so this thread title had me giggling. Please, don't change your hairy back. Some women love it. I'm serious.

    I think the problem is that its had a growth spurt...Im off to Majorca next week and don't want to look like a subject from a David Attenborough documentary.
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    Roybando wrote: »
    I think the problem is that its had a growth spurt...Im off to Majorca next week and don't want to look like a subject from a David Attenborough documentary.

    Who goes looking at backs? It sounds like you need to see a psychiatrist.

    Body hair is normal and natural and very popular.
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    Welsh-ladWelsh-lad Posts: 51,925
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    Wax it. It'll hurt like mad the first few times, and you may get a few spots, however after a few years the follicles will weaken and waxing will become less of a big deal, and just a part of routine like getting your hair cut.
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    Welsh-ladWelsh-lad Posts: 51,925
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    Who goes looking at backs? It sounds like you need to see a psychiatrist.

    Body hair is normal and natural and very popular.

    Back hair is not generally regarded as attractive. Some like it of course. I wouldn't go on the beach with a hairy back.
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    candyfloss2000candyfloss2000 Posts: 1,314
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    Roybando wrote: »
    I think the problem is that its had a growth spurt...Im off to Majorca next week and don't want to look like a subject from a David Attenborough documentary.[/QUOT Urm, Your sense of humour will over any intelligent girl. If not. Shut up. Hairy backs are hot to some girls.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,432
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    The choices are, shave it, wax it or flaunt it.

    You make the choice that's most comfortable for you.
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